iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Children Present Adults With Petition To Stop Saying "I Don't Like It....I Love It!!" Representative for children says "the first part is scary, we think you don't like something; the second part doesn't make up for the stress we experience"

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

She’s a 10 but she calls it “googoo maps”

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Starting to feel like “Delete and Report Spam” isn’t doing anything to slow the deluge of pathetic spam begging political donation texts 😔

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When people say “let’s goooo” I say “less goo”

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The skit went in a different direction but the vision has been clear all along

Jalen Brunson on SNL dressed as an office drone

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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 26/09/2026

Heck… is other doggos

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

No matter how off the vibes ever get, it will be fun again when It Happens

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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Grand scheme of things, stuff like this is small ball esp compared to all this gang’s other abuses and atrocities but: I’ll say it again, the broken windows theory of crime is wrong EXCEPT for political and business elites like these. Every failure to crack down hard on the little, hatch act…

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

my brain seeing the letters PSL: “Pumpkin Saint Laurent”

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

One must imagine John Hollinger with a luscious mane of long flowing locks

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We need a Hakeem Jeffries of the left

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I SAW THE TV GLOW (dir. Schoenbrun, 2024)

A cat in a dark room looks up at a lit aquarium with lots of plants and some fish

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I met a dolphin the other day, and we got along so well. We just clicked.

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

everything going on and the five alarm fire for this Democratic Senator is attacking the party's nominee in a vital swing state? is there someone in the party whose job it is to get rogue creeps like this in line

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 03/09/2026

ChatGPT has died. It took its own advice. There was no note

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Free idea for the consultant-brained democrats who talk about nothing but affordability: just add “and accountability” and you’ve got a winning slogan. The words basically rhyme, it’s made to be repeated 50,000 times between now and November

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

even now, she's still teaching us

screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

With ChatGPT down it's time to email your biggest enemy at work and cause a nervous breakdown as they are unable to respond

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Noel haters in absolute shambles

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Maria Bustillos @mariabustillos.com · 03/09/2026

'Everybody' meant 'everybody' for a moment and they didn't like that one bit Anything that brings them face to face with their mediocrity is like the end of the world

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

James Patterson posing like a kid walking into his parents’ room to tell them he threw up really makes this sing

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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026

I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

What I love about the massive W Pablo Torre is taking right now is that in theory people could be like “oh this is a chance for him to go big time” but he’s already big time as an independent journalist, like there’s not some entity that he could join that would make him more impactful.

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Was walking down the street this morning and the words “Cineplex Odeon” just popped into my head unbidden, felt like a nice sneak preview of being elderly and just Remembering The Past

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I wanted to post about my new toll free number where people can call to talk about collectible milk caps, but then I saw the new rules prohibiting pog dialing

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I guess, even w (gestures around), it would be shocking for them to be that sloppy. that's like running a story where the source is a murderer saying he'll be found not guilty.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

For me “God angrily clarifies ‘don’t kill’ rule” was the one that got me right in the breadbasket. As usual the Onion under Ben Collins keeps doing cool shit that makes being a non-subscriber a non-option unless you’re some kind of herb or something

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I had to adjust my monocle to make sure I was reading this correctly but only $9.95 for a year of In These Times? to support independent comics?? made by humans who are brilliant and funny???

w1.buysub.com

In These Times Customer Service

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Dogpilling is when users are finally awakened to the reality of being a good boy, yes they are

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

What Would Jonathan Taylor Thomas (WWJTT)

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Navin Pokala 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @navinpokala.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

13 judges is a compromise position. Even better: all 179 circuit judges plus 9 current SCOTUS members with lifetime tenure. Pick & recuse 13 *random* judges from nationwide pool for each appeals court case. Those *random* 13 judges = SCOTUS *for that case* if it goes that far. No amendment needed.

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Bikepedantic @pedantic.bike · 02/09/2026

Seth woulda romped in Whiteborough-upon-Cis

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Bakula! Ulrich! McNairy! Join them on their new podcast SCOTT SKEET SCOOT

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I thought the steelman case for Jeffries was “he is not much of a political leader but he can wrangle a fractious caucus”; is that not even true?

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

1996: can't use the internet without your phone 2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication. 2026: can't use the internet without your phone

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