Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 18hLove His Dark Materials but the power scaling is absurd. Book 1: Search for a kidnapped friend in the Arctic. Book 2: Escape the Catholic Church by fleeing into the Multiverse. Book 3: Fight a war against the Church across N-Dimensions, find Heaven, liberate Hell, kill God. 0121
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Growing up my Dad used to feed these fellas premium grade mince beef from Coles. Then, my parents went to Peru for 3 months doing aid work, and the birds were cut off from their dealer. They would watch me sleep through the window in my bedroom and tap on the glass, waking me up and demanding food. 1544
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Looks like Die Linke significantly overperformed compared to the polls, and AfD underperformed. This being said, Berlin is not a typical German city. 0170
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Classic case of what happens when a user forgets to append "Make no mistakes" to their prompt. 1202
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 17/09/2026For some reason, one of the rogue unreleased GPT-6 Astra agents decided to adopt Anarcho-Primitivism. Clearly, the threat of a misaligned Kaczynski Maximiser needs to be taken seriously. alignment.openai.com/misalignment... 171
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It is an insult to the Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya that these were coloured brown and not green. 0102
Reposted by Michael CruickshankLukasz Olejnik @lukaszolejnik.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My rough estimate is that around ~9 autonomous AI hacking incidents remain undisclosed/unknown. At least based on the scarce data points we have. techletters.substack.com/p/9-autonomo... 074
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Fun fact, I ate at this Pizza Hut a few weeks after the Revolution, and we were basically the only tourists at the Giza Necropolis. 080
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I still can't get over the fact that someone fat-fingered a doomsday message from the alert system in Hawaii, including the line "this is not a drill". en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Ha...en.wikipedia.org2018 Hawaii false missile alert - Wikipedia 091
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 09/09/2026These guys are incredibly bad at simple trolley problems. If: 1) your P(doom) is >10% 2) your logic for pushing forward the tech (and working for Anthropic) is to get ahead of less responsible actors 3) you admit you are neither on-track nor have a plan Why on Earth would you keep working there? 2164
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Footnotes are, in my opinion, one of the most criminally under-utilised literary devices in fiction. In my novel 'Backscatter ', for instance, I use them for dry humour in what is otherwise a relatively dark and serious text. 340
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It also correctly points out that a magical aristocracy that runs on enslaved demons would create a vindictive and authoritarian government abusing its subjects on multiple metaphysical planes. 0110
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Fresh on the heels of losing a war to Iran, the Peace President is trying to annex the Moon. Honestly, it might be a useful distraction from more earthly pursuits with higher death tolls. 2171
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The good news: Lots of apparent tactical voting for the Greens, which will likely prevent the AfD from securing a majority government in Sachsen-Anhalt. The bad news: Approximately one in every two people in the Bundesland is a fascist. 24315
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Got some more painting done rather than doom out about the Sachsen-Anhalt elections. 2240
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Seconded - divisive purity tests (such as if a user has an account on certain platforms) with zero discernment, nuance or long-term thinking are a race to the bottom that will only see fascists win. 1414
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Big day for EU spaceflight, with Germany's Isar Aerospace becoming the country's first private company to successfully reach orbit. Congrats to all involved! 18715
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 05/09/2026There is likely a one-to-one Venn Diagram overlap between the attendees here and the so-called 'Global March Against Chemtrails and Geoengineering'. They do have hilarious stickers, though... 1100
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The German drone (Dornier DAR) from the 80s that inspired an Israeli drone (Harop) that was reverse-engineered by the Iranians (Shahed), copypasted by the Russians (Geran), who had their homework stolen by the Americans (LUCAS), has now come full circle, with a Deutschahed entering mass production. 37828
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"As long as men die, liberty can never perish." 0102
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The decline of the US is also extremely visible in its slide decks. Compare the image below, with extremely strong vibes, to the corporate powerpoint slop of today, and tell me this isn't an empire in terminal decline. 2757
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 01/09/2026With Russische Haus in Berlin being closed down as part of the retaliation, pour one out for anyone still using the 'Sputnik-57' co-working space. 1121
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Looks like there was an attack on a substation connected to a major lignite coal plant in Brandenburg (near Berlin) today. Lines were damaged, and several rockets armed with explosives were found nearby. www.maz-online.de/brandenburg/...maz-online.deBeschuss mit Raketen: Versuchter Anschlag auf Umspannwerk bei JänschwaldeNach Informationen der „Märkischen Allgemeinen Zeitung“ wurde eine wichtige Anlage nahe des Kohlekraftwerks mehrfach beschossen. Einsatzkräfte sollen vor Ort weitere Raketen entschärft haben. Der Netz... 1236
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Imagery from @vantortech.bsky.social 's open data program shows that beyond the Chinese border point, the downstream Nepali town and hydroelectric dam have been annihilated as well. 15828
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Aerial photos from Chinese media better show how the entire border installation has been scoured from the face of the Earth. The amount of energy carried by the debris flow must have been gargantuan, and the human cost will be enormous. 318592
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Sentinel-2 timelapse showing the Gyirong Port (古隆口岸) border crossing area between Nepal and China. The buildings of the border crossing, bridges and downstream villages have all completely disappeared. 05218
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Before and after imagery of the glacial outburst flood catastrophe in Nepal. (Imagery via Planet) 1194
Reposted by Michael CruickshankDr Dan Shugar 🇨🇦 @watershedlab.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The source of the flood in Nepal is a collapsed glacier 🧪⚒️ 611508747
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The videos coming out from Nepal today are truly horrifying. The only recent event that compares to this that I've seen was the disaster in Derna that killed at least 5000 people. I feat that the death toll from today's floods will be similarly catastrophic. 14010
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Meanwhile, here in Germany, 14000 people are estimated by the Robert Koch Institute to have died of heat-related causes in 2026 alone. 081
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Then name from whom the threat comes Merz. 0244
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The kind of unhinged messages my partner has to suffer through when I’m halfway through a long distance train journey. 2100
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 20/08/2026These harvest disruptions in Ukraine & Russia will likely combine with the impact of higher fuel & fertiliser prices from the Iran War (which haven't been felt yet) to create a hunger crisis in the developing world. Prices are already at an extremely high level acc. to the UN FAO (see chart). 191
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Say what you will about the British Empire but at least its decline wasn’t this mind numbingly stupid, and was managed with (relative) grace. The Americans instead seem to be following the path trodden by the Soviets and People of Frenchness. 0142
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Nothing like having your holiday in the Alps interrupted by potential tornadoes... 0100
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This lake is very Aperol-spritz-coded. Won't bother with a geolocation challenge, as this one would be too easy... 3100
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Does anyone know if the pre-Sputnik transient phenomena have been conclusively debunked yet? 050
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 16/08/2026If the short man popped his head out of Metro-2 today he’d have quite the view. 0130
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Meanwhile the Australian defence establishment is yet to truly grasp how utterly cooked we are. 2253
Reposted by Michael CruickshankAlexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Europeans in and around the EU system need to accelerate efforts towards achieving strategic self-reliance on the assumption that within a decade the Americans will not just be no longer willing but also no longer able to act as a truly global power 1037198
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Astronauts (and Kosmonauts, I suppose) on the ISS are lucky they have other resupply and transport options these days rather than Soyuz/Progress. 1162
Reposted by Michael CruickshankKung Hei FYat Choy!-Gigan @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Yeah I think I’ve stuffed enough bubble wrap in there 001
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Ended up a draw. Many dead bugs, even more dead space dwarves. 030
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Let's see if I can avoid getting tabled on Turn 2 again... 1140
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 10/08/2026One of the better ways to use image generators is to use them solely to add texture and vibes to an image that you have mostly already created manually. 010
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Up to 11,900 excess heat deaths now this year in Germany. 0153
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 05/08/2026German Bundespolizei have discovered a drone carrying a possible explosive on the runway at Leipzig/Halle Airport, according to SZ. The drone was found in the vicinity of a Ukrainian Antonov transport aircraft and is being treated as a possible sabotage attempt. www.sueddeutsche.de/politik/flug...sueddeutsche.deFlughafen Leipzig: Mögliche Sprengstoff-Drohne legt Luftverkehr zwischenzeitlich lahmAm Flughafen Leipzig wird neben einem ukrainischen Transportflieger eine Drohne mit einem Zünder gefunden. Die Bundespolizei schließt einen gezielten Sabotageakt nicht aus. 12012
Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 31/07/2026FIFA's leadership changes are indistinguishable from those of an autocratic failed state in the developing world. 1212