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Michael Cruickshank

@cruickshank.bsky.social
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Geospatial analyst, OSINT investigator, and journalist. Investigating the intersection of climate resilience and human systems, and sometimes writing fiction. From 🇦🇺, now in 🇪🇺. 📍Berlin, Germany www.michaelcruickshank.me

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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 18h
Love His Dark Materials but the power scaling is absurd. Book 1: Search for a kidnapped friend in the Arctic. Book 2: Escape the Catholic Church by fleeing into the Multiverse. Book 3: Fight a war against the Church across N-Dimensions, find Heaven, liberate Hell, kill God.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Growing up my Dad used to feed these fellas premium grade mince beef from Coles. Then, my parents went to Peru for 3 months doing aid work, and the birds were cut off from their dealer. They would watch me sleep through the window in my bedroom and tap on the glass, waking me up and demanding food.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Looks like Die Linke significantly overperformed compared to the polls, and AfD underperformed. This being said, Berlin is not a typical German city.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Classic case of what happens when a user forgets to append "Make no mistakes" to their prompt.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For some reason, one of the rogue unreleased GPT-6 Astra agents decided to adopt Anarcho-Primitivism. Clearly, the threat of a misaligned Kaczynski Maximiser needs to be taken seriously. alignment.openai.com/misalignment...
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It is an insult to the Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya that these were coloured brown and not green.
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Lukasz Olejnik @lukaszolejnik.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My rough estimate is that around ~9 autonomous AI hacking incidents remain undisclosed/unknown. At least based on the scarce data points we have. techletters.substack.com/p/9-autonomo...
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fun fact, I ate at this Pizza Hut a few weeks after the Revolution, and we were basically the only tourists at the Giza Necropolis.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I still can't get over the fact that someone fat-fingered a doomsday message from the alert system in Hawaii, including the line "this is not a drill". en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Ha...
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2018 Hawaii false missile alert - Wikipedia
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wouldn't this be illegal under GDPR?
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
These guys are incredibly bad at simple trolley problems. If: 1) your P(doom) is >10% 2) your logic for pushing forward the tech (and working for Anthropic) is to get ahead of less responsible actors 3) you admit you are neither on-track nor have a plan Why on Earth would you keep working there?
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Footnotes are, in my opinion, one of the most criminally under-utilised literary devices in fiction. In my novel 'Backscatter ', for instance, I use them for dry humour in what is otherwise a relatively dark and serious text.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It also correctly points out that a magical aristocracy that runs on enslaved demons would create a vindictive and authoritarian government abusing its subjects on multiple metaphysical planes.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fresh on the heels of losing a war to Iran, the Peace President is trying to annex the Moon. Honestly, it might be a useful distraction from more earthly pursuits with higher death tolls.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The good news: Lots of apparent tactical voting for the Greens, which will likely prevent the AfD from securing a majority government in Sachsen-Anhalt. The bad news: Approximately one in every two people in the Bundesland is a fascist.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Got some more painting done rather than doom out about the Sachsen-Anhalt elections.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Seconded - divisive purity tests (such as if a user has an account on certain platforms) with zero discernment, nuance or long-term thinking are a race to the bottom that will only see fascists win.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Big day for EU spaceflight, with Germany's Isar Aerospace becoming the country's first private company to successfully reach orbit. Congrats to all involved!
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There is likely a one-to-one Venn Diagram overlap between the attendees here and the so-called 'Global March Against Chemtrails and Geoengineering'. They do have hilarious stickers, though...
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The German drone (Dornier DAR) from the 80s that inspired an Israeli drone (Harop) that was reverse-engineered by the Iranians (Shahed), copypasted by the Russians (Geran), who had their homework stolen by the Americans (LUCAS), has now come full circle, with a Deutschahed entering mass production.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"As long as men die, liberty can never perish."
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The decline of the US is also extremely visible in its slide decks. Compare the image below, with extremely strong vibes, to the corporate powerpoint slop of today, and tell me this isn't an empire in terminal decline.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
With Russische Haus in Berlin being closed down as part of the retaliation, pour one out for anyone still using the 'Sputnik-57' co-working space.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Looks like there was an attack on a substation connected to a major lignite coal plant in Brandenburg (near Berlin) today. Lines were damaged, and several rockets armed with explosives were found nearby. www.maz-online.de/brandenburg/...
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Beschuss mit Raketen: Versuchter Anschlag auf Umspannwerk bei Jänschwalde
Nach Informationen der „Märkischen Allgemeinen Zeitung“ wurde eine wichtige Anlage nahe des Kohlekraftwerks mehrfach beschossen. Einsatzkräfte sollen vor Ort weitere Raketen entschärft haben. Der Netz...
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Imagery from @vantortech.bsky.social 's open data program shows that beyond the Chinese border point, the downstream Nepali town and hydroelectric dam have been annihilated as well.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Aerial photos from Chinese media better show how the entire border installation has been scoured from the face of the Earth. The amount of energy carried by the debris flow must have been gargantuan, and the human cost will be enormous.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sentinel-2 timelapse showing the Gyirong Port (古隆口岸) border crossing area between Nepal and China. The buildings of the border crossing, bridges and downstream villages have all completely disappeared.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Before and after imagery of the glacial outburst flood catastrophe in Nepal. (Imagery via Planet)
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Dr Dan Shugar 🇨🇦 @watershedlab.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The source of the flood in Nepal is a collapsed glacier 🧪⚒️
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The videos coming out from Nepal today are truly horrifying. The only recent event that compares to this that I've seen was the disaster in Derna that killed at least 5000 people. I feat that the death toll from today's floods will be similarly catastrophic.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Meanwhile, here in Germany, 14000 people are estimated by the Robert Koch Institute to have died of heat-related causes in 2026 alone.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Then name from whom the threat comes Merz.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The kind of unhinged messages my partner has to suffer through when I’m halfway through a long distance train journey.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
These harvest disruptions in Ukraine & Russia will likely combine with the impact of higher fuel & fertiliser prices from the Iran War (which haven't been felt yet) to create a hunger crisis in the developing world. Prices are already at an extremely high level acc. to the UN FAO (see chart).
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Say what you will about the British Empire but at least its decline wasn’t this mind numbingly stupid, and was managed with (relative) grace. The Americans instead seem to be following the path trodden by the Soviets and People of Frenchness.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Nothing like having your holiday in the Alps interrupted by potential tornadoes...
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This lake is very Aperol-spritz-coded. Won't bother with a geolocation challenge, as this one would be too easy...
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Does anyone know if the pre-Sputnik transient phenomena have been conclusively debunked yet?
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If the short man popped his head out of Metro-2 today he’d have quite the view.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Meanwhile the Australian defence establishment is yet to truly grasp how utterly cooked we are.
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Europeans in and around the EU system need to accelerate efforts towards achieving strategic self-reliance on the assumption that within a decade the Americans will not just be no longer willing but also no longer able to act as a truly global power
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Astronauts (and Kosmonauts, I suppose) on the ISS are lucky they have other resupply and transport options these days rather than Soyuz/Progress.
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Kung Hei FYat Choy!-Gigan @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Yeah I think I’ve stuffed enough bubble wrap in there
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ended up a draw. Many dead bugs, even more dead space dwarves.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Let's see if I can avoid getting tabled on Turn 2 again...
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Dare I Google what this is?
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
One of the better ways to use image generators is to use them solely to add texture and vibes to an image that you have mostly already created manually.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Up to 11,900 excess heat deaths now this year in Germany.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
German Bundespolizei have discovered a drone carrying a possible explosive on the runway at Leipzig/Halle Airport, according to SZ. The drone was found in the vicinity of a Ukrainian Antonov transport aircraft and is being treated as a possible sabotage attempt. www.sueddeutsche.de/politik/flug...
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Flughafen Leipzig: Mögliche Sprengstoff-Drohne legt Luftverkehr zwischenzeitlich lahm
Am Flughafen Leipzig wird neben einem ukrainischen Transportflieger eine Drohne mit einem Zünder gefunden. Die Bundespolizei schließt einen gezielten Sabotageakt nicht aus.
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Michael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
FIFA's leadership changes are indistinguishable from those of an autocratic failed state in the developing world.
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