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Middle aged male cliché. NWOL. 🚫DMs.

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Gnome @gnome0ne.bsky.social · 1h
Eric Schmitt: “Isn’t it true that if someone plays the song Pop goes the weasel, you jump out of a box ?” Jack Smith: “Sir, I believe that’s a jack in the box.”
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Eric Feltman @chefericfeltman.bsky.social · 7h
🍐 A tart crafted in three expressions of pear held in a thin almond shell. The purée is smooth and earthy, the cream bright with ginger, and the poached pear offers a calm, fragrant center. Beautiful and comfortable #TheOutpost #Cooking #Cooksky #Foodsky #Baking #Bakesky #Recipe Recipe below 🍽️🍜👨‍🍳🐝🦋
A poached pear standing in a thin almond tart shell filled with pear purée and ginger cream, finished with feuilletine and lemon verbena, served on a gray plate beside a rolled napkin wrapped in a black paper band.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔽𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 𝕋𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕠𝕠𝕤 ⚸𖤐 @prettytiired.bsky.social · 2h
first ever homemade chili, and i think i took home the prize.
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Sal @mirandakitten.bsky.social · 6h
Prawn & chorizo pasta .... New recipe for me (prawns, chorizo, fusilli, red onion, garlic, tomato purée, double cream, mature cheddar, fresh parsley) 😋
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 7h
back in my beans with guac, pico, corn tortilla and some nerone rice. it’s jam packed with protein, fibre and antioxidants 🍀
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Jen @jen-notjenny.bsky.social · 8h
What's a low-rent meal that kinda hits the spot? Not going to lie, I could go for some cheap, off brand mac-n-cheese with a can of store brand tuna and canned peas. Gotta be canned peas. What struggle meal do you love?
Tuna mac with peas. The struggle meal that sounds gross, but hits all the spots.
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thepoetofcuisine @thepoetofcuisine.bsky.social · 6h
red lentil soup, topped with white pepper, coriander leaf, juice of lemon, and EVOO served with an oven roasted baguette from fadi kattan’s “bethlehem” cookbook #foodsky #cooking 🍽️🧑‍🍳
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Gnome @gnome0ne.bsky.social · 12h
Considering the price of beef these days, eating the rich is just being financially responsible. 🤷‍♂️
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Jacqs @fooyoo2.bsky.social · 22h
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 21h
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DianeD 🇦🇺 @rogueytwinkles.bsky.social · 15h
Tonight: crumbed fish fillet, pumpkin arancini and a frittata filled with tomato, mushroom and spring onions
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Blue Navigator @bluenavigator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🍽️ Kamounia takes its name from kamoun — cumin. Liver is seared quickly, then simmered with garlic, tomato and cumin so it stays tender. Found across Tunisia, Egypt, Sudan and Algeria. www.worldfoodwine.com/recipe/kamoun…
Bowl of kamounia with pieces of liver and onion in a cumin-spiced sauce, garnished with green lettuce leaves.
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Gnome @gnome0ne.bsky.social · 20h
Them Cleveland Browns need to do something about their penalty situation. They almost handed that game to the Steelers 
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JavaJunkyMonkey @javajunkymonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Babyback rib meat stew & Baguette. 🍽️🍜
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Gareth Bouch @garethbouch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tonight’s supper: Ox Cheeks, braised in red wine for six hours in the slow cooker. Served up with a stupidly buttery mash and roast carrots.
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Gnome @gnome0ne.bsky.social · 21h
Here’s the problem with letting any industry self-regulate They won’t
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🌎✨JulieKay✨🌎 @juliekay5567.bsky.social · 23h
Tonight’s dinner. Served with mashed potatoes and gravy, and green beans. 😀
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TDancer 🇨🇦 @tdancer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sandwich tonight 😋 🍽
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Masahito Sato @masahito1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Vegetable Miso Soup with Freeze-dried Natto It’s getting colder. The season to make warm soup came. This time, I made Miso soup with a lot vegetables, cabbage, daikon, carrot, cucumber and green onion. 1/2 🍽️ #青空ごはん部 #misosoup #vegetables #freezedriednatto #AyasCultureKitchen
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Josh Thomas @joshthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
wife’s under the weather, and requested soup and grilled cheese, she got a drunk/happy cat presentation lol
a bowl of butternut squash soup with croutons floating on top poorly arranged to look like a face, the bowl is on a plate, and a grilled cheese is cut into triangles and placed to be like cat ears
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💙Grendellily💙 @grendellily.bsky.social · 22h
Roasted crispy skin chicken thighs in a teriyaki mushroom broth over basmati rice. Sautéd sugar snap peas ofaspecies lovely big bowl of salad and toasted bread to mop up the juices #Grendellilycooks
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Amy, a Home Cook & Foodie in Philadelphia @phillyfillylive.bsky.social · 22h
Pasta night, again…
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Gnome @gnome0ne.bsky.social · 21h
I have 17 different cheeses in my refrigerator * Me flirting* 
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swirlOsquirrel @swirlosquirrel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#BreakfastAgenda: Turkish eggs and sweet potato latkes
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Dawn Xiana Moon @dawnxianamoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TFW you get home at 10:30pm from teaching 3 hours of bellydance classes & you're starving - but you realize you have cut cauliflower & a sous vide chicken breast in the fridge that just needs to be seared. 😄 Chicken breast sous vide + roasted miso butter cauliflower. 🍽️
Chicken breast sous vide + roasted miso butter cauliflower
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Sparky MD/PhD @neurospark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Swedish meatballs. It’s what’s for dinner. Over sticky rice. Dollop of my homemade raspberry jam as I don’t have any cloudberries. So good.
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Amy, a Home Cook & Foodie in Philadelphia @phillyfillylive.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pantry pull…Aglio e Olio w/ butter beans
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Richard J Torres @rjkeats98.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chicken salad on croissant with some pasta salad and broccoli. Let’s eat. I’m starvin’, Marvin.
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Siempre Simón @siempresimon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pork and vegetable stir fry and brown rice. 🍜🍽️
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thepoetofcuisine @thepoetofcuisine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
red lentil soup, topped with spring onion and green chatta served with fried brioche from fadi kattan’s “bethlehem” cookbook #foodsky #cooking 🍽️🧑‍🍳
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Masahito Sato @masahito1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rice Vermicelli Salad with Thai Basil and Broccoli Rabe Broccoli rabe is cut in bite sized pieces. I also added chopped Asian fish balls and tomatoes. The vinaigrette is made by fish sauce, lime juice, sugar and minced garlic. 🍽️ #青空ごはん部 #ricevermicelli #Thaibasil
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💙Grendellily💙 @grendellily.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seafood night! Local shrimp and clams in a deeply rich broth from a tile fish & shrimp shells (made 2 weeks ago) plus tomatoes, onions, lemon juice and spicy seasoning. Lemon pappardelle pasta was the base. So good! #Grendellilycooks
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TDancer 🇨🇦 @tdancer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Making beef stew on this grey and cool day. My house smells soo good! 🍽🍜
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Scott (cooking for Moi) @scottmcq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Using up the rest of the chicken thighs I made a sort of piccata style w/S&P, EVOO, flour, chicken broth, butter, lemon juice and capers. With steamed & buttered broccolini and lemon juice. 🍽️🍜🍋
At the bottom of a white plate are two sauteed chicken thighs in a piccata style butter, lemon and caper sauce with parsley as a garnish. Steamed broccolini and a wedge of lemon are at the top.
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🇨🇦 Kari Raymer Bishop @kariraymerbishop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish you could taste the Greek-style shepherd's pie I made for dinner. I added spinach, feta, fresh organo/thyme to the meat and veggies, and then lemon zest and garlic to the potatoes. Next level!!
A blue and white plate holds shepherds pie. The casserole dish is also on the counter. Doggo looks on in the background.
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TDancer 🇨🇦 @tdancer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Root veggie salad - tri colour beets, watermelon radishes with pomegranate seeds and toasted pecans 🍽🍜
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hakman70.bsky.social @hakman70.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I call this the “I’m on my own for dinner tonight and don’t want to leave the house” salad.
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Sparky MD/PhD @neurospark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Leftovers dinner. Thawed the last of the bbq smoked ribs and garlic onion potatoes both rewarmed in the steam oven. Deboned and chopped over sticky rice, miso sauce and side of coleslaw with toasted sesame dressing. Nom nom nom.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still avoiding the big carbs for Mrs Fa's diet....but never giving up pork belly. The tomato sauce in the lentils came from our final greenhouse batch roasted with garlic etc....it was tasty!
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thepoetofcuisine @thepoetofcuisine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
red lentil soup, topped with white pepper, coriander leaf, juice of lemon, and EVOO served with an oven roasted baguette from fadi kattan’s “bethlehem” cookbook #foodsky #cooking 🍽️🧑‍🍳
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Last night's supper: kebabs with tzatziki sauce I made from a video on facebutt and a nice couscous salad. #noleftovers
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SusieQ @susieqmilo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s soup that’s a little pazole-y and a little tortilla-y. Bright flavors w/ cilantro, lime & tomatillos. Rich flavors w/ stock, hominy & tortillas. I love soup season 🤤🍜🥣 #food #foodsky #cook #homecook
Chicken soup in a white bowl
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José Jiménez @josejimenez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
perogies with cabbage, sausage, and apples for dinner tonight. Simple sauce of mustard, vinegar, a pinch of sugar, and a splash of water. Salt and pepper too. Simple dinner with quite a bit of flavor. 🍽️ 🍜
The cole slaw mix has been sauteed with tiny sausage meatballs, apples, and the sauce. Topped with lightly air fried perogies.  Grab a fork.
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small h @helenjp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Getting rid of some stuff that needs to be gotten rid of, like a gigantic cucumber from my garden and an overgrowth of mint from my other garden. Also leftover gnudi, leftover tomato sauce with eggplant, and some not leftover yellow squash to make everything feel new. #cookingsky #homecooking 🍽️🌱
Cucumber with mint chutney (yogurt, red pepper, lime, ginger)Ricotta gnudi with a sauce of tomato, eggplant, yellow squash, sage and parm
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DianeD 🇦🇺 @rogueytwinkles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chicken Vegetable Pie A gift for my neighbour so I thought I’d show you the filling and, the finished pie 😉 #HomeBaker #Pies
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Spock Here @entspockhere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man, nothing feels good during a flu like a hot bowl of Vietnamese pho.
A big bowl of Vietnamese pho at home, with a side of Hoisin and Sriracha sauces.
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Gnome @gnome0ne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear Refs, Please do not pause for effect. Thank you.
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ChefBrus🎃 🦇👻🍂 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I get a craving for buttered egg noodles I could almost eat just that, but I grabbed a little extra kielbasa at brunch yesterday & it seemed like a natural fit Listening to Poi Dog Pondering’s live album, Liquid White Light
Meal described with haricot very sautéed with shallots. There is a marzen which I heated the kielbasa in a little, spicy brown mustard & a container of grated Parmesan
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TDancer 🇨🇦 @tdancer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hot smokie sausage, peppers, and crispy gnocchi.🍽🍜 Stick to the ribs food.😊
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Gnome @gnome0ne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am old enough to remember being fascinated by C Everett Koop’s beard 
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