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Middle aged male cliché. NWOL. 🚫DMs.

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Gnome @gnome0ne.bsky.social · 1h
Consumer Price Increase (CPI) this year: about 3.5% according to United States Bureau of Labor Statistics My raise this year: $0.20/hr. or roughly 0.7%. Thanks Kroger 🙄😤
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 5h
Hey y'all ...new Etsy replacement just dropped! No transaction fees for sellers (flat monthly or yearly fee) and a strict anti AI rule. It's called Mayhem Marketplace.
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Floofy with a Chance of Spanakopita @floofytyrant.bsky.social · 13h
Dinner: Honey, Rosemary, Lamb Sausages with Lemon-Roasted Potatoes & Cabbage Slaw.
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HeathcliffNull @heathcliffnull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Quesadilla Cheddar, black beans, jalapeno cream sauce, ripe jalapenos, sour cream. It's basically a repeat from the other day but it's fast and cheap. Cost per person $1.76. #cooking
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a. hedgehog @aethertempest.bsky.social · 11h
i am the queen of breakfast
two plates of fried bread , scrambled eggs , smoked salmon , chives and chili oil
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Aviva Ruse ~ LA & FMTY |CT / RI this week @dateavivaruse.bsky.social · 16h
This & backshots in my new fall knits.
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DianeD 🇦🇺 @rogueytwinkles.bsky.social · 13h
Tonight: Seared scallops with lemon butter on parsnip puree served with sautéed cabbage, mushrooms and capsicum (Asian inspired spice blend added) and asparagus tips 😉🍽️
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Scarlet Rose @scarlet-rose.bsky.social · 20h
Who wants some pasta tonight? Made some pappardelle bolognese for my household today!
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thenuttybroker1.bsky.social @thenuttybroker1.bsky.social · 20h
We fought. He said some mean things..that were true. He asked me if I wanted to apologize. I said fine. (He was also making bacon blue cheeseburgers on the grill..AND pasta salad). I had no choice
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Ella - or PJ if you like @ellaorpj.bsky.social · 18h
Well. I had to redeem myself after last night 🤭🤭. Butter bean, spinach soup with feta and lemony goodness. So tasty and easy. It’s finally cool enough for soup 🤤🤤 I believe this came from @peachyinnj.bsky.social
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thepoetofcuisine @thepoetofcuisine.bsky.social · 21h
#foodsky #sandwichsky toasted bread, bacon fried in garlic powder, white pepper, tarragon, msg, celery powder, and hoisin sauce 🍽️🧑‍🍳🥪
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Blue Navigator @bluenavigator.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Roz bel khalta literally means “rice with a mixture,” and the mixture is the whole point: spiced rice, browned gizzards, toasted nuts and raisins. 🍽️ www.worldfoodwine.com/recipe/roz-be… #EgyptianFood
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ˢᵖᵒᵒᵏʸ ˢᶻⁿJugs 🎃💀 @hhatnight.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Last nights dinner: Lemon + thyme bone in pork chop, homemade spiced applesauce, carrot + green bean steamed veggie mix+ good ole’ cornbread StoveTop stuffing (Cause some corners are OK to cut, and that box of stuffing slaps every time idgaf) #homechef • #foodsky
Photo of food on plate (see above for description)
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Plinth @plinth666.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The lettuce slated for dinner went bad, so I made impromptu chicken soup and grilled cheese. #cooking #food #foodporn
A bowl of chicken noodle soup in a bowl on a plate with a grilled cheese sandwich cut diagonally.
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WhatsDonSmoking @whatsdonsmoking.com · 13/10/2026
Grilled Chicken marinated in pickle juice and Bok Choy drizzled with olive oil, salt and chili crisp. 🍽️🍜 #BBQmunity
Grilled chicken and bok choy on a plate Grilled chicken and bok choy on the grill
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Gnome @gnome0ne.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dear medical/health care facilities, offices, etc… , Please quit changing the app and or web portal I need to use to check in and/or view test results every 2 months.
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Camilla @fabfood4all.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Say hello to your new favourite dish: Potato Rosti Waffles! Delicious, nutritious, and oh-so-easy to make. Perfect for any meal of the day! Check out the recipe and get creative with your toppings! #PotatoRostiWaffles #brunch www.fabfood4all.co.uk/potato-rosti-…
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bogbean puppycat @methylphenidate.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
onion tarte tatin
Carmelized slices of onion set in a pie crust base
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Hee Haw 4.0 @mikelowetpt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Stuffed Shells!
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Illune, the Albatross Incognito @illunethealbatross.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dinner ❤️ It’s chicken soup with homemade broth, plus carrots, bok choy, and Chinese celery 🍜 #cooking #food
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Shawn Hennessey ☀️🍷 @sevillatapas.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Smoked chicken and salt-cured fish (anchovies, melva) “mille-feuille” on thinly sliced Los Palacios tomatoes 🐓🐟🍅 Casa Mayo #sevilla #tapas #sevillatapas #azahartapas #spain #foodsky
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DianeD 🇦🇺 @rogueytwinkles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Tonight: For my guys.. 4hr slow cooked brisket served on couscous with a very fiery spicy sauce 🌶️ 🍽️
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Stewed Pears.com 🍐 @stewedpearsdotcom.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Been staying with daughter. One night she did a BBQ. Tho it was "simple" it was just SO amazing. Simple, fresh, good food is the best. Also being invited to stay is something I don't take for granted😭 "You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forth." -Kahlil Gibran #food 🍜
various dishes in servingware. top left a plate of caramelised BBQ chicken breast, various spices. Centre bottom, home-made fries with garlic and spices, and at left a salad of baby spinach, apple, broccolini and walnutsClose up of a plate of BBQ chicken breast
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dougcdogdad.bsky.social @dougcdogdad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Boy, this soup will be good during cold and flu season. This is a ground pork and kabocha squash soup. Loaded with garlic, ginger, and shallots in a rich chicken broth with a splash of fish sauce. Great with a bowl of rice.
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David Foster WallStreetBets @batmansrobyn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
sometimes you get big feelings and gotta make stroganoff about them
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Batty 🎃🕯🦇 @lilbattyfangs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
IT IS COMPLEEEEEETE And holy shit its delicious
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Richard J Torres @rjkeats98.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Make a war film rubbish Glory Hole
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Gnome @gnome0ne.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Gnome @gnome0ne.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Make a war film rubbish. Apocalypse Eventually
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José Jiménez @josejimenez.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Let's try this on for dinner. It salmon with a coconut curry sauce served with rice, cucumber, and mango. The salmon itself is cooked with a curry and brown sugar crust. Took some time to cook, no time at all to eat. 🍽️ 🍜
A white dinner plate sits against a festive Halloween table cloth decorated with colorful sugar skulls.  On the plate is a mound of rice surrounded by a pale orange coconut curry sauce with spinach.  A piece of salmon sits on the other side of the plate alongside some cucumber half moons and some slices of mango.  A lime wedge, cilantro, and green onions garnish the savory foods.  A fork rests on the side of the plate.
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Katiebug ◡̈ @phunkywitch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
sometimes you have a long day at work and just need to make au gratin potatoes at 9pm
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Nana's CookBooks @nanascookbooks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A variation on Nana's meatballs were requested by my husband tonight. Meatballs and tomato suace made scratch. Nana would approve, I think. Do you? 🍽️ 🍜 #FoodSky #Cooking
a dinner plate is held by a hand showing 6 homemade meatballs covered lightly in a fresh tomato sauce topped with melted mozzarella cheese. Above the meatball are 2 slices of artichock cheesy bread and a small amount of broccoli.
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Richard J Torres @rjkeats98.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Crispy tacos, guacamole. Made some sweet tea also.
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Gnome @gnome0ne.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Reese’s pieces are for people who like peanut butter with 80 times the sugar
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thepoetofcuisine @thepoetofcuisine.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
me makloubeh made a face #foodsky #homecooking 🍽️🧑‍🍳
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Gnome @gnome0ne.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I usually crack the eggs into a separate bowl, and then use it to gently slide the eggs into the pan. 
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The Soggy Boggy Witch 🪻🌱🧹 🇺🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸♿🏳️‍⚧️ @antidramallama.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Look at this gorgeous bowl of 🍍 curry. Holy shit, I love cooking. I'm so so grateful for my husband and son for helping me with my cooking as my ♿s make it impossible to do alone. They're the best dudes and we're so lucky to be good at this. Garden came in clutch! #foodsky #gardensky 🍽️ 🌱
A bowl with rice and homemade curry with red peppers and pineapple and potatoes and carrots topped with green onions, fresh fennel, and crushed cashews.
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Gnome @gnome0ne.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I struggle with omelettes. I just tell myself that I’m just going to mash it up in my mouth and poop it out the next day so as long as it tastes good… 🤷 
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thepoetofcuisine @thepoetofcuisine.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
cannot fry an egg to save my life bacon, egg, on toast with chives and sumac
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Gnome @gnome0ne.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We do not need to connect EVERYTHING to a network. The general public does not understand just how unsecure our networks are. Hackers are very savvy and will eventually find a way in. Sprinkle in the new AI tools that they are in use, and we’re fissin to FAFO.
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Shannon @shanitoba.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dinner! Enchiladas. Filling is ground turkey, bell peppers, onions, spices, enchilada sauce. Topped with cheese, more homemade enchilada sauce, tomato/red onion salsa, sour cream, hot sauce. And lime. Always lime. 😋
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Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dinner tonight: Codfish and chickpeas in spicy tomato sauce over couscous. I used this recipe as a jumping off point:https://www.foodandwine.com/monkfish-in-tomato-garlic-sauce-6423303 🍽️🍜
A light green bowl with cod and chickpeas in a tomato sauce over couscous
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thepoetofcuisine @thepoetofcuisine.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
barbecued marinaded roast chicken #foodsky #cooking 🧑‍🍳🍽️
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Torchmama🦋 @torchmama.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Homemade squash ravioli in a garlic sage butter sauce, beautiful home grown carrots, pork tenderloin and broccoli topped with a little cheese.
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Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Quick lil proof of eats… Listening to Westside Cowboy
Grilled white cheddar sandwich on oatnut bread, small bowl of creamy mushroom soup with chives & ground porcini flakes, there is a can of Bell’s Oktoberfest beer too
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Eric Feltman @chefericfeltman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🍲 A bright, balanced tomato Florentine soup layered with garlic, onion, and herbs. Tender spinach and al dente pasta shells mingle in a sweet‑acidic broth finished with Parmesan and parsley for warmth and depth. #TheOutpost #Cooking #Cooksky #Foodsky #Recipe #Soup Click here for recipe 🍽️🍜👨‍🍳🐝🦋
A white bowl of tomato Florentine soup with small pasta shells, wilted spinach, shredded Parmesan, and a parsley sprig, resting beside a red‑check napkin and marigold colored woven mat.
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Sean ☀️✨🌙 @seamusmcclusky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lamb shanks, slow cooked with read wine served with mashed potatoes, roasted carrots & broccoli cheese! #BBQmunity #witchsky
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Lich Queen Bingus, of the Old Chicago Ruins @bingus.ough.club · 12/10/2026
guys i made pasta and it was yummy :3
a pic of multicolored farfalle noodles in a bowl
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KarlBear @gusterbear.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I made warm German potato salad to go with sauerbraten and red cabbage. Everything came out really tasty!
Big pan of potato salad with bacon A plate of sauerbraten, potato salad and red cabbage.
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