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Faraday-in-Kernow

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On our Grand Tour of Europe, in Zurich, my mentor Sir Humphry Davy was dumbfounded by biskuitrolle. In shock he asked me "where is the cream in relation to the jam"!

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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 2h
#LateNightWordleWanking Wordle 1,931 5/6* 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Drinks I Give Up
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#LateNightWordleWanking Wordle 1,930 4/6* ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Classic Gentlemen's Dance in Top Hats
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still avoiding the big carbs for Mrs Fa's diet....but never giving up pork belly. The tomato sauce in the lentils came from our final greenhouse batch roasted with garlic etc....it was tasty!
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#LateNightWordleWanking Wordle 1,927 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Lisa Simpson Shrugs in The Simpsons
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is anyone willing to deploy the "Get him!!" gif now as I'm kind of missing it, but am not allowed to deploy it.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nearly last crop...slow roast with garlic, herbs and olive oil. Then freeze for sauces etc.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When did we all* start saying "uptick" for increase? * I've never used it....and never heard it growing up.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#LateNightWordleWanking Wordle 1,926 5/6* 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Bollocks Eiddie
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
R4's Food Programme on in the background. Discussion was from the Abergavenny Food Festival. Bloke on panel talked about a national food strategy for Walse and said "...it's about acting strategically and joining those dots, and I think there are some low-hanging fruit".
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Woman Making Mad Angry Face
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#LateNightWordleWanking Wordle 1,925 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Leverage Redemption Aleyse Shannon
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When I went to the Coop today, woman on till was admiring an older lady customer's nails. They were chatting away until I heard "I just had my tits done". Obviously I heard wrong.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#LateNightWordleWanking Wordle 1,924 3/6* 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Lotr Treebeard in the Ancient Forest
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness, Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun; Conspiring with him how to load and bless When it's foggy on the common and you just can't see And I womble into you and you womble into me Just remember we're so lucky to be wombling free
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#LateNightWordleWanking Wordle 1,923 4/6* 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Frustrated Woman Typing on Laptop
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just occured to me that I'm a 'traitor' to my country. Mum & dad spent their retirement raising money for he RNLI. When mum died last year, I asked for all donations to go to the RNLI. Even had the local choir that mum sang in do the Lifeboats 'unofficial' anthem "Home from the Sea!. Traitors!
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Walked past this house on the coast path today. It's up for sale....it's where I'd go if I won the lottery. Or if you're a foreign based crypto-billionaire and you'd appreciate supportive comments sent to the Cornish Times on a regular basis. I'm your man. www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...
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Check out this 4 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
4 bedroom detached house for sale in Talland Bay, PL13 for £1,500,000. Marketed by John Bray and Partners, Rock
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shit....I haven't done SHITE Wordle today yet.......
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Listening to R3 as Sibelius' 5th is on In Concert tonight....love his music. There's a piece on by a contemporary composer I've never heard of - Gabriella Smith's Organ Concerto 'Breathing Forests'. Instantly reminded me of Ligeti....in a good way.
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wasn't going to post this not very subtle drawing exercise but then I saw the bastard slashing a dinghy. In case you missed it, here's Stewart Lee's excellent takedown of 'Daniel “Danny Tommo” Thomas' from the weekend. www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Going through a folder of old cartoons, thought I might well post a few of my favourites. Maybe there's a reason they never found a home but I always liked them.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Beer is here...
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Beer is near...
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sea
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
More steps
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Steps
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Practise day...no black balaclava wankers about.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trees.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bus!
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh ffs!
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me feel happier. Those lifeguards on beaches are also part of the RNLI.....they'll rescue kids on lilos, even if their parents are full of racist hate and rage online about defunding them.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Grey and drizzling today....so thought I might do a bit of sacrificing up on the tor.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#LateNightWordleWanking Wordle 1,918 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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South Park: Sharon Marsh Says 'It's Time For Bed'
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Amid the apocalyptic predictions about AI, it's kind of reassuring we might be destroyed by something that can be as dumb as many of us.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
IT'S A FUCKING MUSEUM!!!! IT'S A FUCKING MUSEUM ABOUT VOLUNTEERS WHO RISK THEIR OWN LIVES TO SAVE ANYONE FROM DROWNING...EVEN A RACIST CUNT IN A BALACLAVA FUCK'S SAKE www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Poole Old Lifeboat Museum shuts after protesters target volunteers
The museum in Poole says it will remain closed until until the anti-migrant protests stop.
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The original air fryer.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Ah...look closely Watson! You see, our client walks in from the right, he's approached by several men, note the heavier set one leaving deeper prints. Then there's a desperate scuffle and our client escapes with his life, but without the flake in his 99 cone"
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Coming to the end of tomato time. Will be making tomato and chilli chutney tonight.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#LateNightWordleWanking I honestly couldn't think of any other word it could be. Wordle 1,916 2/6* ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Shocked Monkey Puppet Reaction
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tide's out
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love crab...but bit pricey for a sandwich.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wordle 1,915 6/6* 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Friends: Rachel Green's 'What a load of crap!'
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trying to help Mrs Fa's diet by having more beans and lentils. Not giving up pork belly.....with some grilled cabbage.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They don't last long do they? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Reform's Dan Thomas resigns as Wales leader after arrest
Gwent Police said he was arrested on suspicion of assault and controlling or coercive behaviour.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mrs Fa does the garden for a friend of her mum's. She gifted us with this marrow Sousaphone. She keeps asking me to cook it...I don't like marrow, may just hollow it out and drill some holes down it.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Confit duck leg, bean stew and chard today.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've been told to cut the jasmine/honeysuckle bush. It keeps threatening to be sunny....I need it to rain.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Morrisons had pork belly and whole duck on offer. So now pork and duck legs in for 18 hours.
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MJ @msmindstrike.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dear Danny Tommo & chums I dare you to call lifeboat crew “traitors” in Cornwall. The Solomon Browne went down off Penlee-all volunteers lost in icy December water trying to reach the Union Star Almost Xmas,trying to save lives What do YOU do with your weekends? Oh #RNLI heroes, end of story.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#LateNightWordleWanking Wordle 1,909 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Brianna's Shocked Reaction: Oh Sh*t!
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