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Beloved Maltese children’s character. Like Mark Borchardt, but for sandwiches. Level II on the chart, #1 in your heart. My husband keeps getting banned, he only wants to post. Free Palestine, abolish ICE She/her | AuDHD | TBI | Epilepsy | IPV Survivor

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sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ok ima fight add by searching for coping strategies
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so that's what caused the downfall of the Byzantine empire
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HAPPY OCTOBER 1st
Coming up GOBLIN TIME
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the only problem I see in this image is she's not wearing a magnificent crown
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Girl its Punkin Fall
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🎃 Local Autumn Enthusiast 🎃 @givedaddytheknife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching that classic of home video rentals, “Cocoon”
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🎃 Local Autumn Enthusiast 🎃 @givedaddytheknife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
His name is Digger and he has his own Villains wiki: villains.fandom.com/wiki/Digger_...
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Digger the Dermatophyte
Digger the Dermatophyte, also known as Freddie the Fungus in the UK, is a villainous character created by the medicinal company Lamisil (Stepwise in the UK) in a campaign against fungal nail infection...
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🎃 Local Autumn Enthusiast 🎃 @givedaddytheknife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My husband used the Lesser Key of Solomon and accidentally summoned the Lamisil toenail fungus monster
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🎃 Local Autumn Enthusiast 🎃 @givedaddytheknife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Eternal:
A screenshot of an iconic Turing Police Tweet: “if you notice my posts are lame and unfunny and not happening as often, it means I’m doing pretty well. If you see that I’m tweeting a lot and they’re mostly actually funny it means that I’m laying down in the freeway.”
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🎃 Local Autumn Enthusiast 🎃 @givedaddytheknife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Supergrass is their son
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🎃 Local Autumn Enthusiast 🎃 @givedaddytheknife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pulp Wife + Oasis Husband
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🎃 Local Autumn Enthusiast 🎃 @givedaddytheknife.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My most vivid memory of 9/11/2001 was when the guy who was grooming me on AIM (we met on Napster) said he was going to reenlist in the army and me going “lol ok”.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hahaha I tricked the bunny into playing in the laundry BEFORE I washed it instead of after. I knew all my degrees would come in handy someday.
Small black rabbit plays in a pile of what he believes to be freshly laundered towels
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🎃 Local Autumn Enthusiast 🎃 @givedaddytheknife.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me when I see a migrating monarch:
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
checking mychart at the club
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The VO in the first season of How It’s Made is so quaint. The guy is like, “Who could resist the delicious taste of a cracker? Everyone loves this delectable treat, be they kids, adults, or even sal-teens.” And later they’ll say like, a faucet is a bathroom’s joy.
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🎃 Local Autumn Enthusiast 🎃 @givedaddytheknife.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Does anyone else remember the Smurfs book that basically foretold AI?
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🎃 Local Autumn Enthusiast 🎃 @givedaddytheknife.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My most vivid memory of 9/11/2001 was when the guy who was grooming me on AIM (we met on Napster) said he was going to reenlist in the army and me going “lol ok”.
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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 24/06/2026
CREED: i don't like that lisa simpson plays sax so much that she's kicked out of school in the opening credits. she likes school and following the rules, it doesn't make sense to me that she would do this. its out of character ROY: yeah thats true
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 31/05/2026
I am gnawing at the bars of my enclosure, btw. If you even care.
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Λ.S.ד @brain-fr0t.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
the philtre of salty graves
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Me waking up to the news that two low budget horror movies that together cost about 11 million dollars have outgrossed the new Star Wars movie in its second weekend
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Goodfellas Shower Scream Scene
Alt: Goodfellas Shower Scream Scene
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🎃 Local Autumn Enthusiast 🎃 @givedaddytheknife.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
How it feels when my husband controls the TV volume:
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Whoa very cool. My blind date was with Bar Rescue's Jon Taffer. He walked around the restaurant screaming at everything and then he purposefully knocked my drink into my lap. And since I know you're wondering, yes, I put out every time.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Caótico mais ou menos Bom @hagane.bsky.social
O nome dele é Little Monster
[screenshot of a black cat standing on 2 legs that has neon green dye in its fur in the style of monster energy drink]
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
it would probably be much easier to crank out a Fensler Films GI Joe PSA or a Fabulous Secret Powers by asking a machine to do it but nobody has because nobody who uses them for that kind of thing is the right kind of weird
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
yeah, the fact that nobody has made even a like Gonads and Strife, much less an Aqua Teen Hunger Force, is actually an insanely damning indictment of gen AI
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Praying for Rudy Giuliani. Complicated man, but he taught me that marriage and family don't mean anything. You can just do whatever you want. Humiliate and lie to everyone you're supposed to love whenever you want, or are bored. Honestly fuck them. Also he taught me everything else is like that too.
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Ryan Mattson @rmattson.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
In PKD's The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch, Mars colonists lives are so bad they play with dolls while using a drug that projects their consciousness into the dolls. That's what they're suggesting here, but not even to deal w/ being a colonist, just to funnel more money to the owners of capital.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Palmer Eldritch is such a heater and it's PKD at his highest speed. He predicts climate change so bad people are trapped inside during the day. The drug (Can-D) ends up getting threatened by one that requires less input (Chew-Z) but which further blurs the line between reality and fiction.
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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 25/04/2026
he's been watching the Get A Life marathon and i legit forgot how wild some of this was to put in prime time sitcom hours back then. the closing credits to one ep just had him dangling from a noose in his basement for a full straight-on 90 second shot
Chris Elliot on Get A Life on his knees kissing the tip of a older style handgun held at waist level by a person wearing all denimChris Elliot on Get A Life on his knees holding the tip of a older style handgun held at waist level by a person wearing all denim, looking up at the person holding the gun and smilingChris Elliot on Get A Life on his knees kissing the tip of a older style handgun held at waist level by a person wearing all denim, but from the side this time. a comedic triptych
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
*Steve Winwood voice* I’ll be back in this guy’s wife again
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Criterion Channel @criterionchannl.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Good morning 😎🖤
Still from “The Cassandra Cat”

A woman with dark hair in a red outfit looks at the camera, holding a cat wearing white sunglasses.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 20/04/2026
This is a picture of the President of the United States.
Thiel and Netanyahu.
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🎃 Local Autumn Enthusiast 🎃 @givedaddytheknife.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I got into a minor argument with my husband this weekend because he insisted the anniversary had not yet passed and I knew it was sometime in April. Turns out it was 4/16.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Aw man, the guy who got crazy head from the brain alien in starship troopers died
Patrick Muldoon, of starship troopers fame, died suddenly at the age of 57
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🎃 Local Autumn Enthusiast 🎃 @givedaddytheknife.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Plus the illustrations are really charming.
An illustration from the picture book “Tuesday”: frogs on floating lily pads are hovering in front of a grandma, asleep in her easy chair.
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 20/04/2026
this is what people in 1908 thought frogs got up to. what absolute dipshits.
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
trying to do work but just staring at my computer like Paul Rudd in the Celery Man sketch
Paul Rudd staring intently at a computer screen the viewer cannot see in this image, but we all know it's there because we've seen Celery Man. Writing this post is the most use my brain cells have gotten all day. I do not feel like doing any work this morning. It is day 26 of my cycle and I did *not* have a relaxing or refreshing weekend
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🎃 Local Autumn Enthusiast 🎃 @givedaddytheknife.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I wasn’t assessed for autism until adulthood, although per my parents‘ telling my pre-k teachers suggested it — and my parents (for whatever reasons) declined, but ironically, Tuesday was one of my favorite books… probably because reptiles and amphibians were one of my special interests.
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David S. Cohen @dsc250.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Spring in Philadelphia.
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🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
by the year 2035 there will only be two movies released a year. an a24 film called How to Solve The Equation of Me starring michael cera as a talking llama who represents guilt and shame. also there's Avengers X Star Wars: Gumby vs The Boards of Canada. every person on earth has a cameo
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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
[waking up from the matrix]: omg am i a fleshlight?!
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Lloyd’s Soil @toil.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Hey! Sorry I missed this. I bolted and went to seed
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
pigeons are God's most perfect creation
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Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Personally, I think using the holy scripture of Judaism as a justification for perpetual holy war does more to promote anti semitism than a college student protesting hospital bombings.
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🎃 Local Autumn Enthusiast 🎃 @givedaddytheknife.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
A screenshot from Palantir’s embarrassing Tweet, scolding people for laughing at Elon Musk.A screenshot of Elon Musk being embarrassing and cringe, as usual.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.
Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture ShowTim Curry in ClueTim Curry in The Three MusketeersTim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island
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DrSinBin @drsinbin.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.
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🎃 Local Autumn Enthusiast 🎃 @givedaddytheknife.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
lol lmao my dead body will I stop laughing at Musk
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