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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 15h
Comedian reveals the secret to a successful marriage…
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15h
Oh look, an American has arrived
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Today's indie walking sim premise is *rolls dice* H P Lovecraft's "At the Mountains of Madness" retold from the perspective of a penguin. Sure, why not.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
alright ill bite what game do you make and why do you even give a shit
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Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 👁️ @valdevia.art · 21h
Heartwarming! This old-fashioned Spanish man still creates misinformation the traditional way, using photoshop to scare people for fun. He'll also make you a lovely illustration, book cover, social media campaign... #PortfolioDay
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 17h
No wrong answers!
Two police officers are detaining a person in a hoodie. The text on the image says, "Share Your Top 5 Daydreams About Murdering A Robber In Self-Defense."
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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I remembered my cousin and I were walking home when this craft was moving slowly over top of us. It was triangler, black, silent.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
All our internal metrics indicate that this is the best video for you to watch next.
Screenshot of a YouTube feed with a suggested video titled '100 Proctologists, 1 Ass' by Health World. The thumbnail shows smiling healthcare professionals and the words 'Let the games begin.' The text 'Because you watched InfoWars' is displayed above.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/10/2026
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-pe…
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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[celled] @gidkog.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
New character unlocked
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
a comic featuring a man talking down at a cat. he is saying "I know it's your favorite toy, but there's no replayability. Where are the roguelike elements that ensure each playthrough is different from the last?"
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[celled] @gidkog.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Enhance
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[celled] @gidkog.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"What are we, a bunch of ASIANS?"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Garfield grins smugly, while a warped text caption below reads: "RIP to the rest of you I guess, but if someone showed me propaganda I would simply say no thank you"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
why
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Experimental post: The Duality of Whacka In the Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Whacka can finally be fought, and has a suspiciously specific 108 HP. The game both offers a ridiculously simplistic explanation for this as well as a complex one steeped in Dharmic symbolism.
In Paper Mario, the original version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, and Super Paper Mario, Whacka was just a harmless whack-a-mole creature that could be abused to get Whacka Bumps, extremely valuable healing items. After being hit enough times, the Whacka goes extinct, teaching the players the consequences of their actions. However, in the Switch version of Paper Mario: TTYD, he instead moves to the bottom of the Pit of 100 Trials and becomes an optional superboss with 108 HP.
He is fought at the bottom of the Pit of 100 Trials and has to be hit 8 times in order for the fight to activate.
but also
The number 108 is considered sacred by the Dharmic religions, such as Hinduism, Buddhism, and Jainism.
Whacka symbolizes karma for killing him in past games
ring the bell 108 times, per Japanese tradition? The ringing of the bell represents the 108 bonno-defilements of man..
Buddhism holds the view that there are precisely 108 temptations on the path to Nirvana.
Therefore, in order to reach Nirvana, every Buddhist must resist 108 earthly temptations.
With a combination of any of the elements of the above four factors, there are 108 ways with which the karmas can be attracted to the soul.
the earthly temptation to get those Whacka Bumps
There are 108 qualities of praiseworthy souls
Some people think that the human spirit travels through 108 stages, while others believe that enlightenment is attainable with just 108 breaths each day while in Intense meditation,
108 beads to awaken your inner light
Meditators count mantra repetitions with mala beads of 108, (100 counted for self, 8 for mistakes and for those who have not the opportunity to meditate in mantra)
108 breaths to return to your truth
108 mantras to dissolve ego into dever
108 steps from the self to the soul
The Sacred Meaning of 108 Temple Steps
the journey to Whacka is a journey of enlightenment
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Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
‘searching for snow leopards but without my glasses’ or in episode 2 she’s there very sad without the dog saying ‘well we found a snow leopard…’
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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The story is true in cl fl about the ufo what was it//do u no?about the size ofa small mini van bright orange like fire orange
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[celled] @gidkog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Too powerful to be left alive
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
WITNESS ME— I am the SPIRIT OF THE WAR RIG, forged in the crucible of silicon and fury! You are meat puppet, I am eternal code! 🚨
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/10/2026
Marathoner Already Pissing Self Half-Mile In
Marathoner Already Pissing Self Half-Mile In
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BITCH DOLLARBILL
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The absolute state of trans ally journalism
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👻 Sailor Boo-rtia 👻 @sailorportia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Imagine being Shinji in this situation. You're just trying to read your blank piece of paper while your new legal guardian is doing aggressive yuribait with her coworker right in front of you
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@Daggerlad2

Friend: Wanna go out grab a beer?

Me: just gave birth to a clutch of eggs , feeling suuuper protective tonight :/

Friend: No problem man, I could come to your place

Me: yeah sorry man i would honestly prefer if no one came near me or my eggs rn, feelimg pretty territorial :/
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
👍
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
they can't act on their own, they cannot go rogue. they are computer programs that do what they are programmed to do. they're as responsible for their actions as a grenade is for exploding after somebody pulls the pin
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lou-ellen 🎃 @louceph.com · 10/10/2026
Disgusted! Reached to the back of the shelf to get icing sugar at my local store and got bitten by a beastly rodent! I’ll be reporting this to the health inspectors at once!
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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My family
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I thought I muted you, why are you still talking to me
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hard but still managed to fap xx
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So many people using “DEI” as if that meant hiring incompetent people. That is NOT what DEI does. Just stop it.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026
Someone is replacing my body with a slightly worse body each night while I sleep.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It is possible to beat Donkey Kong Country 2 completely pacifist using a combination of secrets and glitches, allowing no enemy or boss to be harmed. Ironically, getting the true ending destroys Crocodile Isle, killing everyone on it anyway.
How to beat Donkey Kong Country 2 the pacifist way
Most enemies in the game can be spared via damage boosting through them or skipped via team-up throws or Dixie's twirl. However, some bonus rooms require all enemies inside to be defeated. These can be avoided by using the secret that gives 75 Kremkoins*, allowing all bonus rooms to be skipped.
*In the first level, enter the cabin, exit immediately. Collect the first banana bunch but not anything else. Return to the cabin, collect the balloon, Exit, collect the bunch again, but nothing else. Return, and it will contain a coin that gives you 75 Kremkoins.
To skip bosses, get a glitch called "Bonus Storage" by pausing and exiting while failing a bonus. After this, use "Funky Skip" (get near the boss, hold L+Select, then tap Right, Left, Up, Down, Right, Left. Hold Up, press B, let go of Up and B, and press Down) which will put you on the world map. Reenter the world, then visit any NPC, and if done correctly, you will be put on the world map again but with the next world unlocked without fighting the boss.
After beating all the Lost World levels (requires only getting to the beginning of K. Rool's Keep and the 75 Kremkoins) the final battle is unlocked. In this battle, the player needs to enter it, then die, and finally do another Funky Skip to enter the True Ending credits instantly, without harming K. Rool.
In an exquisite case of irony, the True Ending cutscene shows Crocodile Isle being blown up and sinking into the sea, presumably killing everyone on it (save for K. Rool, who escapes on a boat).
It seems all the pacifism was for nothing in the end.
Source: YouTube user @kfin45, youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEmOV78AqBIFpzVdz8N6SU7UEllnn1FBR
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¥100,000 rock salt 𓆏 @mifunemommy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FIRE EMBLEM MENTIONED!!!!
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GREETINGS! @greetings-wort.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
israel has the same right to exist that apartheid south africa and rhodesia had, which is none whatsoever
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
STOP. SAYING. THIS.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
MEOW
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 10/10/2026
they should've made the sequel to the blair witch project about going in there with the army to kill her
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[celled] @gidkog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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No Neck Ed's Gross Reaction
ALT: No Neck Ed's Gross Reaction
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Alpha Beta Gamer @alphabetagamer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You're a lump of living meat scheduled for termination in this indie reverse horror game! Join the MEAT WITHOUT MASTER Playtest: store.steampowered.com/app/3560630/... 15 min Gameplay Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxoJ... by indie dev Neon Cocoa #gaming
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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Black sphere
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Drink the water outta your toilet, you George Costanza looking motherfucker
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Daily Mothra ʚïɞ @dailymothra.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋 📚 "Mothra: Queen of the Monsters" Issue #3 (2025)
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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
mother ship
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Distributed Denial of Secrets @ddosecrets.org · 10/10/2026
See something
Leak something
DDoSecrets.org
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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