🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 2hi really need to find more shit online to turn into a comment dinner theater, this was fun never living it down that i found perfect material to turn into a comment dinner theater a long time ago only to completely forget to archive it 040
Reposted by 🦌 Eden 🦌ready lets go @sleepyoutsider.bsky.social · 11h(us military airstriking the shit out of black mesa) the shit gordon's hearing for some reason: 02811
Reposted by 🦌 Eden 🦌Civvie11 @civvie11.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You know, for a puppet, he looks like he was generated in a DEAD-A center with GHOULgle Gemin-DIE! 2642062
Reposted by 🦌 Eden 🦌Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They say you are what you eat.... #deer 🦌 114739
🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026vice media said the same thing and they immediately fired everybody and DIED after. . . . watch you'r'e are back,..,.,,.,. 1123
Reposted by 🦌 Eden 🦌Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 10492483516
Reposted by 🦌 Eden 🦌USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dick??? You mean like, penis???? 211409631
🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026heartwarming: the canes continue to be the funniest team in the NHL 🩷 010
🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026okay i get that a lot of this is because of a small team promising so much shit that it would make 2016 sean murray blush but how the fuck does a DDR clone take 16 years to develop 010
Reposted by 🦌 Eden 🦌🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i wish i could be a tenth as cool as this sheep is 132
🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026quick question from someone that doesn't know their final fantasy 2s from their final fantasy 4s: what's the 'ideal' way to play the original six games? 221
Reposted by 🦌 Eden 🦌🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i ordered one of these and they just sent me a mirror??? 161
Reposted by 🦌 Eden 🦌💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Clicking Google's fun whimsical throwback logo today sends you to an AI chat pre-filled with a goofy prompt and immediately hits you with a warning that it is potentially dangerous to continue. You couldn't make a better commentary on how badly they have fucked up the internet if you tried. 21503572
🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i ordered one of these and they just sent me a mirror??? 161
Reposted by 🦌 Eden 🦌Celes🏳️⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I Got Reincarnated Into A Retro Tactics RPG And I'm Trying To Get An A Rank Bond With The Unit I Have A Thing For But People In Another World Keep Editing My Dialogue To Where I'm Talking About Class Consciousness And Universal Healthcare 151591602
Reposted by 🦌 Eden 🦌🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the noid caused someone to hold a domino's employee at gunpoint in retaliation and that's still significantly less violent than the average person's reaction upon seeing discord's failed abortion of a mascot 0106
🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026jesus fuck, my usual go-to invidious instance had their datacenter drone striked 030
🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the noid caused someone to hold a domino's employee at gunpoint in retaliation and that's still significantly less violent than the average person's reaction upon seeing discord's failed abortion of a mascot 0106
Reposted by 🦌 Eden 🦌Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"Are you selling me a solution or a dependency?" is a question I think more people should ask. 4639431081
Reposted by 🦌 Eden 🦌Classics Of Flash @classicsofflash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Classics Of Flash 49 116165
🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026what level of shitcoding do you gotta be at to have an age verification model classify users as an adult only to still give them the "sorry! you're only 17 years, 11 months, 30 days, 23 hours, and 59 minutes old! no Tity for you you dumb drooling baby!" screen anyway 130
Reposted by 🦌 Eden 🦌holly @tanukidisaster.com · 23/09/2026Whoopsie Daisy sorry your legal ID got leaked online, silly Wumpus! Anyway congrats to all the prediction gamblers who knew this would happen!static.klipy.comTaiho Shichau Zo: Teehee MomentALT: Taiho Shichau Zo: Teehee Moment 041
🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's so cool how discord went from "Gamers, it's time to finally ditch that broken piece of shit Skype for good. Join us, gamers." to committing itself in doing some of the same exact shit that made people want to fuck off from skype to begin with in the span of a decade 161
Reposted by 🦌 Eden 🦌dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 62110822511
Reposted by 🦌 Eden 🦌Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The Tower of Zeldaga is a mashup of the Legend of Zelda and Tower of Druaga. Every room has a secret puzzle and the puzzles get more obtuse as you go on. It's free, runs in your browser (incl mobile), supports controllers, and I'd really love for you to try it out! legitimatebusiness.biz/tower/ 24749349
Reposted by 🦌 Eden 🦌Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 21/09/2026 4806285
🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Biggs Calderhead. Leading tennis hustler, Eastern seaboard. Once won $12,000 playing with one foot tied to a concrete block. Started tennis at age three. Plays tennis like Spassky plays chess. Says: "A smart tennis player can beat a strong tennis player five games out of seven." 122
Reposted by 🦌 Eden 🦌USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026is it possible to bait the "user was blocked for this post" account into posting whatever i want? 2940971029
🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026you know what i miss? holiday-themed demos and expansions. everything gets a santa hat or a jack o lantern or whatever and a few exclusive levels are made for the holiday and there you go, a new mini expansion/demo 450
🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026a lot of the bullshit that mozilla does makes more sense if you see it as mozilla's death throes after realizing it can't suckle on google's tit for all its funding forever that or the previous mozilla CEO eating 90% of the money gotten from google 140
🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026laughing at aaron bluesky jerking it to barely legal porn during work hours is more verboten than saying certain people should have less rights than others is this what good website moderation is 160
Reposted by 🦌 Eden 🦌USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Fuckin what vore Ppl just be into anything now I guess 1412327