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🦌 Eden 🦌

@edenadyk.bsky.social
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sometimes artist, notorious lazy game dev, Quality™ connoisseur, relapsing doomposter | shoot the core! | twenty-whatever | EN, basic FI | 🎨: @gaofangs.bsky.social | 🔞

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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 2h
i really need to find more shit online to turn into a comment dinner theater, this was fun never living it down that i found perfect material to turn into a comment dinner theater a long time ago only to completely forget to archive it
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ready lets go @sleepyoutsider.bsky.social · 11h
(us military airstriking the shit out of black mesa) the shit gordon's hearing for some reason:
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Civvie11 @civvie11.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know, for a puppet, he looks like he was generated in a DEAD-A center with GHOULgle Gemin-DIE!
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
One day
i'm gonna be a computer
✅ immortal
✅ smells nice in there
✅ get to beep
✅ Microsoft Excel
and there's NOTHING you can do to stop me
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Bad Marvel Memes @avengersbad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hulk with Fortran/Grand Dad 7 (a bat bootleg 8-bit mario) pasted over his face: GRAHHH WHERE IS THE
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     Windows 98
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 07/04/2025
Yuri 3
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 19/10/2025
Yuri 2
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 26/09/2026
Yuri
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The viral My 9 Games image filled out with my 9 picks. They are all Bart Bash (2013).
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They say you are what you eat.... #deer 🦌
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The viral My 9 Games image filled out with my 9 picks. They are all Bart Bash (2013).
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
vice media said the same thing and they immediately fired everybody and DIED after. . . . watch you'r'e are back,..,.,,.,.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
heartwarming: the canes continue to be the funniest team in the NHL 🩷
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
okay i get that a lot of this is because of a small team promising so much shit that it would make 2016 sean murray blush but how the fuck does a DDR clone take 16 years to develop
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Becky Hawkins @postcardsbybecky.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Calvin’s dad as the Sicko meme, wearing a helmet and bike outfit, looking through the window saying “yes… ha ha ha… yes!”
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Green Jinjo @green-jinjo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Help!
Jinjo is standing on a lit up podium in DOOM's E1M3.
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i wish i could be a tenth as cool as this sheep is
the logo for elby's CloneDVD product. it is an orange cartoon sheep head with white wool with a grin wearing a pair of red and green anaglyph 3D glasses
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
quick question from someone that doesn't know their final fantasy 2s from their final fantasy 4s: what's the 'ideal' way to play the original six games?
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting at a table, in front of a game board set up with several character figurines and various pieces of landscape terrain. On the table is also a measuring tape and a scattering of dice.
Green: Okay, that makes six. How many points did we need to dodge that strike?
Blue: Eight.
Green: Oof.

Both of the foxes look at the board pensively.
Blue: I guess that concludes the campaign. Another party wiped out in their first combat encounter.
Green: At this point we're just feeding adventurers to highwaymen.
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Luna Sy @lunasy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
anyone done this yet #art
that discord wumpus mascot being impaled by the spear of longinus end of evangelion
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i ordered one of these and they just sent me a mirror???
A deal from some place called Fat & Weird Cookie Co. It lists an entry for the "Fat & Weird Big Booty Dough Cookie (5.5 oz)", a cookie with confetti sprinkles and what appears to be either macadamia nuts or white chocolate chips. There is some pink ooze coming out of the center of the cookies.
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Clicking Google's fun whimsical throwback logo today sends you to an AI chat pre-filled with a goofy prompt and immediately hits you with a warning that it is potentially dangerous to continue. You couldn't make a better commentary on how badly they have fucked up the internet if you tried.
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i ordered one of these and they just sent me a mirror???
A deal from some place called Fat & Weird Cookie Co. It lists an entry for the "Fat & Weird Big Booty Dough Cookie (5.5 oz)", a cookie with confetti sprinkles and what appears to be either macadamia nuts or white chocolate chips. There is some pink ooze coming out of the center of the cookies.
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Berry 🍇 @nyamukoneko.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
secret boss
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I Got Reincarnated Into A Retro Tactics RPG And I'm Trying To Get An A Rank Bond With The Unit I Have A Thing For But People In Another World Keep Editing My Dialogue To Where I'm Talking About Class Consciousness And Universal Healthcare
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i wish i could be a tenth as cool as this sheep is
the logo for elby's CloneDVD product. it is an orange cartoon sheep head with white wool with a grin wearing a pair of red and green anaglyph 3D glasses
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the noid caused someone to hold a domino's employee at gunpoint in retaliation and that's still significantly less violent than the average person's reaction upon seeing discord's failed abortion of a mascot
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
jesus fuck, my usual go-to invidious instance had their datacenter drone striked
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A message from the game Dr. Lunatic: Supreme with Cheese, from the world "Space MAINIA!" It says "Go ahead and FART!"
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the noid caused someone to hold a domino's employee at gunpoint in retaliation and that's still significantly less violent than the average person's reaction upon seeing discord's failed abortion of a mascot
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Are you selling me a solution or a dependency?" is a question I think more people should ask.
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Classics Of Flash @classicsofflash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Classics Of Flash 49
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
what level of shitcoding do you gotta be at to have an age verification model classify users as an adult only to still give them the "sorry! you're only 17 years, 11 months, 30 days, 23 hours, and 59 minutes old! no Tity for you you dumb drooling baby!" screen anyway
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holly @tanukidisaster.com · 23/09/2026
Whoopsie Daisy sorry your legal ID got leaked online, silly Wumpus! Anyway congrats to all the prediction gamblers who knew this would happen!
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Taiho Shichau Zo: Teehee Moment
ALT: Taiho Shichau Zo: Teehee Moment
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's so cool how discord went from "Gamers, it's time to finally ditch that broken piece of shit Skype for good. Join us, gamers." to committing itself in doing some of the same exact shit that made people want to fuck off from skype to begin with in the span of a decade
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KillThad @killthad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Tower of Zeldaga is a mashup of the Legend of Zelda and Tower of Druaga. Every room has a secret puzzle and the puzzles get more obtuse as you go on. It's free, runs in your browser (incl mobile), supports controllers, and I'd really love for you to try it out! legitimatebusiness.biz/tower/
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Biggs Calderhead. Leading tennis hustler, Eastern seaboard. Once won $12,000 playing with one foot tied to a concrete block. Started tennis at age three. Plays tennis like Spassky plays chess. Says: "A smart tennis player can beat a strong tennis player five games out of seven."
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
hi :)
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
deep dick pissa
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
is it possible to bait the "user was blocked for this post" account into posting whatever i want?
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
you know what i miss? holiday-themed demos and expansions. everything gets a santa hat or a jack o lantern or whatever and a few exclusive levels are made for the holiday and there you go, a new mini expansion/demo
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a lot of the bullshit that mozilla does makes more sense if you see it as mozilla's death throes after realizing it can't suckle on google's tit for all its funding forever that or the previous mozilla CEO eating 90% of the money gotten from google
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
laughing at aaron bluesky jerking it to barely legal porn during work hours is more verboten than saying certain people should have less rights than others is this what good website moderation is
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fuckin what vore Ppl just be into anything now I guess
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