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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 6h
Hard but still managed to fap xx
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 6h
So many people using “DEI” as if that meant hiring incompetent people. That is NOT what DEI does. Just stop it.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026
Someone is replacing my body with a slightly worse body each night while I sleep.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 10h
It is possible to beat Donkey Kong Country 2 completely pacifist using a combination of secrets and glitches, allowing no enemy or boss to be harmed. Ironically, getting the true ending destroys Crocodile Isle, killing everyone on it anyway.
How to beat Donkey Kong Country 2 the pacifist way
Most enemies in the game can be spared via damage boosting through them or skipped via team-up throws or Dixie's twirl. However, some bonus rooms require all enemies inside to be defeated. These can be avoided by using the secret that gives 75 Kremkoins*, allowing all bonus rooms to be skipped.
*In the first level, enter the cabin, exit immediately. Collect the first banana bunch but not anything else. Return to the cabin, collect the balloon, Exit, collect the bunch again, but nothing else. Return, and it will contain a coin that gives you 75 Kremkoins.
To skip bosses, get a glitch called "Bonus Storage" by pausing and exiting while failing a bonus. After this, use "Funky Skip" (get near the boss, hold L+Select, then tap Right, Left, Up, Down, Right, Left. Hold Up, press B, let go of Up and B, and press Down) which will put you on the world map. Reenter the world, then visit any NPC, and if done correctly, you will be put on the world map again but with the next world unlocked without fighting the boss.
After beating all the Lost World levels (requires only getting to the beginning of K. Rool's Keep and the 75 Kremkoins) the final battle is unlocked. In this battle, the player needs to enter it, then die, and finally do another Funky Skip to enter the True Ending credits instantly, without harming K. Rool.
In an exquisite case of irony, the True Ending cutscene shows Crocodile Isle being blown up and sinking into the sea, presumably killing everyone on it (save for K. Rool, who escapes on a boat).
It seems all the pacifism was for nothing in the end.
Source: YouTube user @kfin45, youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEmOV78AqBIFpzVdz8N6SU7UEllnn1FBR
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¥100,000 rock salt 𓆏 @mifunemommy.bsky.social · 8h
FIRE EMBLEM MENTIONED!!!!
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GREETINGS! @greetings-wort.bsky.social · 8h
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 14h
israel has the same right to exist that apartheid south africa and rhodesia had, which is none whatsoever
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 11h
STOP. SAYING. THIS.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11h
MEOW
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 21h
they should've made the sequel to the blair witch project about going in there with the army to kill her
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Alpha Beta Gamer @alphabetagamer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You're a lump of living meat scheduled for termination in this indie reverse horror game! Join the MEAT WITHOUT MASTER Playtest: store.steampowered.com/app/3560630/... 15 min Gameplay Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxoJ... by indie dev Neon Cocoa #gaming
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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Black sphere
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Drink the water outta your toilet, you George Costanza looking motherfucker
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Daily Mothra ʚïɞ @dailymothra.bsky.social · 22h
Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋 📚 "Mothra: Queen of the Monsters" Issue #3 (2025)
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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 22h
mother ship
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Distributed Denial of Secrets @ddosecrets.org · 22h
See something
Leak something
DDoSecrets.org
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it's cringing me out that Beast is behaving as though view counts on youtube didn't arbitrarily double last month. like he knows this happened... beast who are you trying to fool
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💀 unfound footage 👻 @burg.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The Kudo Method
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuck you
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Daily Mothra ʚïɞ @dailymothra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋 📚 "Mothra: Queen of the Monsters" Issue #4 (2025)
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
look we dont have to be combative here, this is a slightly rude post
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Would the banana slug be, ahem, the gelatinous tesseract by any chance?
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
While I admire their optimism, I feel like folks predicting that all major software vendors turning their flagship products into vibe-coded horseshit will be the tipping point for mass corporate adoption of open source software don't have any perspective on how bad enterprise software already was.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.
A soft-focus image of a bunny with green text overlay. The text reads: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. I AM A BUNNY. I can hop as high as a bunny and be as cute as a bunny, but that does NOT mean I am as GAY as a BUNNY."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
Commentary: All Right, All Right, You Guys Have Won Me Over, by Osama bin Laden theonion.com/all-right-all-right-yo…
Commentary: All Right, All Right, You Guys Have Won Me Over, by Osama bin Laden
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This morning we're discussing what it means to be ethnically English. Coming up later we tackle the climate change debate and for today's phone-in we're asking "How much arsenic should you give a child?" Let us know what you think. But first, what happens if I put my entire head into this dark hole?
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☆ Spookxa ☆ @luxssa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WRONG! LOCUST CURSE 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why? 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
Woman Suddenly Realizes She Same Age Parents Were When They Were Her Age theonion.com/woman-suddenly-realize…
Woman Suddenly Realizes She Same Age Parents Were When They Were Her Age
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Aaaaaaaawwwww, you're looking so very adorable, my new pet
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Vicious @viciousfeathers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
goulash!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
Breaking: The Darkness Returns theonion.com/breaking-the-darkness-…
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Thick Black Haze Extends Tendrils Across Nation, Draws All Into Tightening Grasp
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Aw fuck aw shit?! What's even going on over here?!?
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 08/10/2026
I REALLY like this @anildash.com piece on 'unalive' and algospeak in general, particularly the exploration of the implications for a generation of people growing up steeped in it.
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We are going to kill “unalive” - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t even know what that means.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yes u
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yummy yummy
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lewys @generalquixote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is what is continuing to happen in Palestine while useless spineless cretins sitting comfortably in the West continue to fingerwag about calling the ideology behind these murders what it is
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the Mario Teaches Typing games, Mario never criticizes the player for underperforming and tries to be understanding and supportive. According to Charles Martinet, that was his initiative, as he felt being negative would go against the core principles of Mario's character.
In the Mario Teaches Typing games, even if the player does badly or underperforms compared to previous attempts, Mario will try to be understanding instead of critical:
Uh-oh, that wasn't quite as fast as the last time.
Hmm, are your fingers getting tired? Mine would be by now... if I had any. (laughs)
Charles Martinet, speaking at TooManyGames Convention 2021:
I got this marvelous opportunity to do Mario Teaches Typing. And when I got the script and I'm in the studio - I'm reading the script for the first time, there were things like "You failed!"
"That wasn't very good." "That was much worse... that was bad."
And I was reading that and I said, "Do you mind if I just, like, play with these words a little bit and just change them around?" because, you know, I never say "no" and I never say anything negative as Mario... and the producer graciously said "Sure, go for it!"
And so it became "Oh, that was good, but I know you can do even better!" "Oh, nice one but let's try again!" so it was always uplifting and always trying to be positive. And I think that that is the essence of the character to me - it's that love and that joy.
Source: transcript of speech found at youtube.com/watch?v=k9RywNQXCUM
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i really think we need to reevaluate our definition of "bucket" in these cases. that is a dinosaur
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why report me? For what?
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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i was just a baby up at fallmount,past central high school,wolcott st..i was told by my family dad
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh is it crashout time
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
“Upon careful analysis, it’s clear our organization is going to bungle messaging in late October, costing us many key races across the nation.” — Ken Martin, DNC chair
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DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
WASHINGTON—In an effort to get ahead of the forthcoming criticisms of how they squandered such a commanding lead in the polls, the Democratic National Committee released a preemptive autopsy Tuesday i...
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Enough
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bummer- turns one of my favorite cursed images was AI generated
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Daily Mothra ʚïɞ @dailymothra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋 🎥 "Rebirth of Mothra" (1996)
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