Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialAlicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We were robbed of an episode where all the counselors Jerri tries to hook up with at summer camp turn up dead before she can seal the deal (she is unwittingly the murderer) 1458
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14780731984
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialLRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 23/09/2026this is daft. driving passengers away is the whole point of a bus 5781100
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialJason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed 822479485
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My man looks like a bobblehead from Klan day 2478469
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialTerence Tao @teorth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026A group of 25 Fields Medalists, including myself, have made a joint declaration on Math and AI: mathandai.org . We welcome additional signatories. See also this article in the Economist announcing the declaration: www.economist.com/science-and-...mathandai.orgDeclaration — Math and AIRead the declaration and add your name. 432064933
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 06/09/2026we chose this long weekend project not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy 2489878
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialJacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 16/08/2026There was an episode of Roseanne where a customer came into her diner and asked, "What do you have that's low in calories and fat and high in fiber?" and she said "Napkins." 041
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.sociallaura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026But they will be 4069161186
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 29/07/2026drunk girl trying to tell her friends that she thinks they are “weekend at Bernie’s” with McConnell, but she has got completely the wrong movie and keeps calling it “doing a Fish Called Wanda” with him and I’m dying 157441886
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Nobody ever explained to me what a passkey is or how they work. Websites just started asking me for passkeys like it's something we talked about. 1063699536
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.social𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐢 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭 🩷 @jastuart68.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Watching ICE agents literally run away from a Mount Laurel Starbucks without their coffee because the neighborhood completely rejected them is pure gold. South Jersey will make you unwelcome every single time you show your faces. 918203204984
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA 131825249
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/07/2026There was a period of time when NBC would put out these miniseries based on public domain epics with the most stacked cast you’ve ever seen and then schools would show them to 7th graders for the next 20 years and it was kinda paradise 662832397
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialanother morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar 264137483530
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Getting blocked by the mens wear guy because you keep sending him this picture and asking “thoughts?” 864728822
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/06/2026this makes more sense when you remember eric trump was just named to the board of acme scaffolding and tarps 161020101
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I’m at the bread and circuses. I’m at the damnatio memoriae. I’m at the combination bread and circuses damnatio memoriae 192939743
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialLizzie O'Leary @lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 29/05/2026No one ever writes it on the plane 191
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 19/05/2026“Screw you, toaster” is, I think, the clarion call of our time in how succinct it is without sacrificing accuracy 1866681
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Put “Dancing on My Own” by Robyn on at any gathering and watch every Millennial in the room stand up like a sleeper cell that’s been activated 72129959
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 09/05/2026It started with a mission: build something that works better than you’d expect but ultimately doesn’t really help. Hi, I’m the guy that invented the magnets at the bottom of the shower curtain 2129878
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/05/2026when ur on a walk and there's a dog 33234879
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/05/2026i see a horse has won the kentucky derby again. this is beginning to feel rigged 2297631517
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialsouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 29/04/2026‘Disappointed’ ‘Surprised’ ‘Betrayed’: 12 Dogs Who Were Given a Bath After Being Embraced and Told ‘It’s Time for Your Bath’ 844215646
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 28/04/2026it’s incredible that we’ve invented a technology that is frighteningly good at generating plausible english sentences and my phone is still like, “did you mean ‘I lorb you?’” 401610130
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026When I’m too drunk to remember the word “ravioli.” 585713676
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/04/2026i feel like the yankees are obsessed with playing baseball. almost every day they’re like oh, we’re gonna play a baseball game, or like oh, we’re gonna wear baseball uniforms today. and it’s just like, okay 302317271
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 10/04/202613yo: I learned why communism failed. [tells me] Me: [Deep existential sigh] 13yo: Is that wrong? Me: [Checks traffic on Waze]. Okay. We’ve got some time. The first thing to understand is that communism has never been tried… [30 minutes later] And that’s why LENIN-ISM failed. 42103887
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialMolly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 07/04/2026This doesn’t seem hyperbolic now 223100742040
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/04/2026I am hung over *remembering English class* I am hanged over 741330
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/03/2026remember to set your clocks tonight. time begins at 2 am 351394168
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialJacob Haller @jwgh.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Here's a screenshot I've held on to from the twitter days. 1283
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialChris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 18/03/2026war never changes 22114
Reposted by @gfabulous.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social i ate some raisins | | View full thread | LinuxGlen @linuxglen.bsky.social I didn't say Daniel Tiger was feudalist. I said *the Neighborhood of Make-Believe* is clearly aligned with paleofeudalist thought. | Neil Media @neilmedia.bsky.social You're still accountable. 272991548