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🎶 soooy un ganondorf 🎶 🎶 im gerudo baby 🎶 🎶 my pronouns are they/he 🎶

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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hylian bomb vs. laughing baby
BEAUTIFULLY DESIGNED DRAGON STUFFED PLUSH
IT HAS A DISTINCTIVE APPEARANCE THAT SHOWS OFF ITS GRANDEUR, AND ITS AURA IS SURE TO ATTRACT YOU AND MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH IT.THIS DRAGON PLUSH CAN ACCOMPANY YOU DURING LEISURE MOMENTS AND CREATE HAPPY MEMORIES WITH YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS! 
Play - Cuddle - SleepTHIS IS A SURPRISE GIFT FOR BOYS AND GIRLS, THE VALUE AND PRACTICALITY OF THE DRAGON PLUSH TOY, THE CHILDREN WILL BE VERY HAPPY TO RECEIVE!LET'S PLAY TOGETHER
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 18/09/2026
easy funniest moment in links awakening is when marin, a girl who doesn’t exist, sits by the shore and talks to you about how she wants see the world as beautiful music plays and then afterwards you hold her up like an item and the game is like you might be getting some pussy later link!!
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
on 9/11 my CADD teacher asked us to stop playing unreal tournament for a minute so he could try to get CNN to load & at least half the class ignored him. Semper Games
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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VGBoxArt Daily @vgboxartdaily.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Game: Ninja Biden Console: Xbox 360 Created by: arooguy Uploaded on: December 11th, 2008
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The image is a person dressed up like Samus 
But made of cardboard 
The magazine text says "lookout mother Brain Here comes Andy Mitchell of Phoenix Arizona as the incredible Samus hero of Nintendo's video Hit Metroid"
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
neoliberal because of anime @GarlicCorgi
5G corona got my bussy poppin!!!!!
(!) Get the facts about COVID-19
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 26/08/2026
One Nintendo fan professed to enjoying all of the publisher’s music, apart from the Donkey Kong Country soundtrack and DK Rap. paletteswap.site/dif...
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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🔥 🛢️
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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN6s...
youtube.com
Classics Of Game 031
YouTube video by ClassicsOfGame
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Weed strain you buy from a guy that’s mainly an assistant manager at GameStop that 70% seeds.
Looks like you might need some of the Goron "special
"special crop!" That's
all I have to tell you!
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lilya @lolifer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
too late; i've already portrayed you as the shame faced crab and myself as the sexy anemone shrimp
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
trying to figure out an ancient inscrutable british softcore windows 95 girlfriend simulator called "Love Bytes" with almost no info online that looks like a fake game from clarissa explains it all
a screencap of "Love Bytes - Jo Guest: Virtual Girlfriend" with a lot of weird windows open. jo is in the main window in the kitchen. there is a store window where you can buy her presents, an inventory window with a bicycle, and another window with tamagotchi/sims style meters.
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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
virginia is for Fuckers
photo of the back of a black Scion sedan driving on I-66 with a Gadsden flag vanity license plate reading "FET LIF"
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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Good Faces Bot @goodfacesbot.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I made a new t-shirt that I think has an important message about the future and also about friendship and i think maybe you will like it roryblank.bigcartel.com
A shirt depicting a cute beaver wearing a hardhat and a work vest and holding a hammer, standing in front of a series of pictures of other beavers in work gear variously sawing wood, hammering nails, and carrying planks of wood. 

On the pictures it says "working together we can build anything we like."

In big text it says "stop building hell" at the top
and at the bottom it says "we are trapped in the prison of nostalgia, a world built by ghosts, not a world for the living. Nothing new can be built until we escape. Nothing can be fixed if you aren't willing to let things go."
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 29/06/2026
Alice & Ape III from Arm Wrestling (1985)
A girl with blonde hair holding a remote control, stood next to a mechanical ape
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
this is also what i learned from plucky duck
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
cannot stop saying "dude heck yes, pebguins" to myself
they want ice and snow
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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Cover page from paper of record The Sun showing current president of England Boris Johnson looking proper miffed. The main headline is BOJO'S BINTED. The captions indicate that he will be executed
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The way you said McDonald’s $5 Meal Deals don’t make any sense and that they offer the customer TOO much savings was awesome, Data. You can go to your trailer. Worf, try to avoid saying the $5 Meal Deal dishonors the executives’ families, or really anyone’s families
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 15/06/2026
meme-ento guy has tattoos on his arms reminding him he can has cheezburger
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
To me all labia are majora and some masks too
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Rich Bradley @richbradley.org · 15/06/2026
What You Did Was Wrong At Subway (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo style)
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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Pat from Achewood
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 14/06/2026
@BAKKOOONN
the whole neigjborhood is outside in the street crazy yelling because guy across the street managed to flush a basketball down the toilet.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Looking at the Criterion Channel menu at 10:41pm after a small edible.
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Jorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
the opposite of "fromsoft" is "to hard". which interesting because that's what their games are
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dumbcat @dumbcat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
new version of the advert:
John Romero's
about to make
you his friend
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 09/06/2026
Screenshot of Link sleeping in the Ocarina of Time remake, but with the nVidia Geforce 3 logo and "'SLEEPY ELF' DEMO" overlaid, because the art direction is trash-to-nonexistent and resembles juiceless tech demos of y2k era PC gaming
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Snoozie @snoozie.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 08/06/2026
Reports indicate that former assassins from Hyrule may have taken up residence among Argentinian citizens. paletteswap.site/dif...
HEADLINE: Surviving Yiga Clan Flee to Argentina Following Ganon’s Death.
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 08/06/2026
Tonight, should Allah will it, his aim will not falter.
The beloved mascot of the San Antonio Spurs: Rufus the Drug Coyote, standing on the basketball court and firing a rotary cannon into the crowd without a hint of mercy in his deranged and bloodshot eyes. He is staring into hell and doing all he can to fill it to its fiery brim. Nothing shall stay his hand in his dark work.
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A.Degen Art @adegenart.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Came across this again, drawn in about 2018? 2019?
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Savaged Regime @lazygecko.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Mancubus has a terrifying secret
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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
a screenshot of a real tweet from Pope Francis @Pontifex (PBUH) from June 18, 2015 reading "The earth, our home, is beginning to look more and more like the movie Idiocracy (2006) was a freaking documentary."
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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The "Great" Outdoor's? Heh. Hard Pass. This Is @play.date We Only Play The Real Sh*t !! Semper Games
photo of a breathtaking Alaskan temperate rainforest as seen from the deck of the S.S. Wilderness Legacy. in the foreground the viewer is playing Ratcheteer on the Panic Playdate while flipping off the Environment
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Ladies and gentlemen 2026
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 22/05/2026
Yeah let's trade our unimpeachable market dominance for something really dumb
Google

AI overview

Hehehe... heavy, wet squelching noises... step a little closer to the murky shallows, traveler.
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Joel @storywonker.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
What do you MEAN Saddam Hussein stole a Muppet
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
???? If it helps gas prices he should absolutely do this
New York Times headline reporting Trump is refusing the Iranian demand to get a womb tattoo to reopen the strait of Hormuz
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bummer @bummmer.itch.io · 18/04/2026
eventually he was executed
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. 

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912)
Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park
Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park

"One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"
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