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@gerudoku.bsky.social
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🎶 soooy un ganondorf 🎶 🎶 im gerudo baby 🎶 🎶 my pronouns are they/he 🎶

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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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princess zandra but kinda chinese @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ooooooh flimsy steve, where did you go, what have you seen
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Respawn was cooking when they came up with the concept of the “Data Knife”, the knife that you stab into things to hack them.
A knife that’s like a big usb key and a joystick
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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"date a knife"? don't mind if I do!!
knife wife
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
*waking up at 3am tossing and turning*: how could they never put peggle 2 on pc???
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wheel @wheelable.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
funny moments
lucky there's a fan who
positively can blew
all the water off your ass and thighs
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this classic tweet has been optioned for a $200 million 3-picture deal at Disney
@bathroom

welcome to the bathroom

9/12/07, 3:31 PM

30K retweets, 34.3K likes
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lolt64 @lolt64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm
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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have found the Super Mario Kar you people keep talkign about and Im sorry to say it has seen better days
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What, new pussycat? Whoaaa
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just got back from the gift shop on Planet Snoopy and everyone knew you
photo of a miniature snoopy toy labeled "WORLD'S SMALLEST PEANUTS"
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yikes! stay tuned
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Chris Plante @plante.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On sale for 89 cents
store.steampowered.com
Save 70% on Jerry Rice & Nitus' Dog Football on Steam
Hall of Fame wide receiver, Jerry Rice and his dog Nitus hit the canine gridiron for some family-friendly, seven-on-seven action. Sports just aren’t for humans anymore! The dogs compete alongside thei...
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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hylian bomb vs. laughing baby
BEAUTIFULLY DESIGNED DRAGON STUFFED PLUSH
IT HAS A DISTINCTIVE APPEARANCE THAT SHOWS OFF ITS GRANDEUR, AND ITS AURA IS SURE TO ATTRACT YOU AND MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH IT.THIS DRAGON PLUSH CAN ACCOMPANY YOU DURING LEISURE MOMENTS AND CREATE HAPPY MEMORIES WITH YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS! 
Play - Cuddle - SleepTHIS IS A SURPRISE GIFT FOR BOYS AND GIRLS, THE VALUE AND PRACTICALITY OF THE DRAGON PLUSH TOY, THE CHILDREN WILL BE VERY HAPPY TO RECEIVE!LET'S PLAY TOGETHER
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 18/09/2026
easy funniest moment in links awakening is when marin, a girl who doesn’t exist, sits by the shore and talks to you about how she wants see the world as beautiful music plays and then afterwards you hold her up like an item and the game is like you might be getting some pussy later link!!
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🔻
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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
on 9/11 my CADD teacher asked us to stop playing unreal tournament for a minute so he could try to get CNN to load & at least half the class ignored him. Semper Games
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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VGBoxArt Daily @vgboxartdaily.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Game: Ninja Biden Console: Xbox 360 Created by: arooguy Uploaded on: December 11th, 2008
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The image is a person dressed up like Samus 
But made of cardboard 
The magazine text says "lookout mother Brain Here comes Andy Mitchell of Phoenix Arizona as the incredible Samus hero of Nintendo's video Hit Metroid"
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
neoliberal because of anime @GarlicCorgi
5G corona got my bussy poppin!!!!!
(!) Get the facts about COVID-19
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 26/08/2026
One Nintendo fan professed to enjoying all of the publisher’s music, apart from the Donkey Kong Country soundtrack and DK Rap. paletteswap.site/dif...
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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🔥 🛢️
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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN6s...
youtube.com
Classics Of Game 031
YouTube video by ClassicsOfGame
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Weed strain you buy from a guy that’s mainly an assistant manager at GameStop that 70% seeds.
Looks like you might need some of the Goron "special
"special crop!" That's
all I have to tell you!
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lilya @lolifer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
too late; i've already portrayed you as the shame faced crab and myself as the sexy anemone shrimp
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
trying to figure out an ancient inscrutable british softcore windows 95 girlfriend simulator called "Love Bytes" with almost no info online that looks like a fake game from clarissa explains it all
a screencap of "Love Bytes - Jo Guest: Virtual Girlfriend" with a lot of weird windows open. jo is in the main window in the kitchen. there is a store window where you can buy her presents, an inventory window with a bicycle, and another window with tamagotchi/sims style meters.
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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
virginia is for Fuckers
photo of the back of a black Scion sedan driving on I-66 with a Gadsden flag vanity license plate reading "FET LIF"
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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
(accidentally broke the thread here, go to this post for the rest bsky.app/profile/geru...)
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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
nancy wait nooo
a photograph of a zipline designed by goons to accelerate children to terminal velocity
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Good Faces Bot @goodfacesbot.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I made a new t-shirt that I think has an important message about the future and also about friendship and i think maybe you will like it roryblank.bigcartel.com
A shirt depicting a cute beaver wearing a hardhat and a work vest and holding a hammer, standing in front of a series of pictures of other beavers in work gear variously sawing wood, hammering nails, and carrying planks of wood. 

On the pictures it says "working together we can build anything we like."

In big text it says "stop building hell" at the top
and at the bottom it says "we are trapped in the prison of nostalgia, a world built by ghosts, not a world for the living. Nothing new can be built until we escape. Nothing can be fixed if you aren't willing to let things go."
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 29/06/2026
Alice & Ape III from Arm Wrestling (1985)
A girl with blonde hair holding a remote control, stood next to a mechanical ape
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
this is also what i learned from plucky duck
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
cannot stop saying "dude heck yes, pebguins" to myself
they want ice and snow
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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Cover page from paper of record The Sun showing current president of England Boris Johnson looking proper miffed. The main headline is BOJO'S BINTED. The captions indicate that he will be executed
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The way you said McDonald’s $5 Meal Deals don’t make any sense and that they offer the customer TOO much savings was awesome, Data. You can go to your trailer. Worf, try to avoid saying the $5 Meal Deal dishonors the executives’ families, or really anyone’s families
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 15/06/2026
meme-ento guy has tattoos on his arms reminding him he can has cheezburger
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
To me all labia are majora and some masks too
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Rich Bradley @richbradley.org · 15/06/2026
What You Did Was Wrong At Subway (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo style)
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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Pat from Achewood
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magic hell ball dot arrgh I'm dead @magichateball.org · 14/06/2026
@BAKKOOONN
the whole neigjborhood is outside in the street crazy yelling because guy across the street managed to flush a basketball down the toilet.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Looking at the Criterion Channel menu at 10:41pm after a small edible.
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