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I Nied braaaaiiiiins 🧟 @nied.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kinda stuck on the fact that Time picked a picture that does not exactly project lucidity.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
after two years of trump ii now understand the psychology of a nicholas cage character
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On two fronts—WH press access and third-country removals—the administration appears to be ignoring court orders.
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Mind Titan 🎃 @porgus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
trump loves being on tv his whole deal is being on the tv
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 17/09/2026
I think even the I Never Thought Leopards Would Eat My Face people are getting to the point where they’re saying “Look, I’ve got my pride—I thought at least my face would get eaten by, you know, a leopard, not by this giant fucking dummy.”
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ok ima fight the bond market / damn the bond market got hands
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
me, seeing a bunch of Truth Social screenshots, to the President of the United States:
I just want you to stop saying odd shit,
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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Also the reality is that authoritarian regimes are more subject to the whims of public opinion than democratic ones and you can't do a coup when the entire country fucking hates you
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The vandalism and desecration of the White House isn't just vanity and it's not trivial. It's caesarism, as in literally what Julius Caesar did to the symbolic architecture of civic republicanism. Our national iconography matters and allowing the disfiguring of it to persist is a substantive harm.
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/08/2026
shouting into the void here, I know, but you are literally living in the thought experiment "Would you use an app owned by Adolf Hitler?"
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I think the thing we are all in denial about when it comes to the One Cool Trick to win elections forever is that low info swing voters are basically incomprehensible eldritch horrors to politically engaged people. There’s no understanding them and you’ll go mad trying.
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CavsKermit @cavskermit.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I find these terms acceptable.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The easiest possible layup for a President at war with another country would be to explain that they are attacking us. Trump won't do that because he views Minnesota as a bigger enemy than Iran.
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The Girl of Lemongrab @mc-hesher.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"He's only a symptom" Trump is the cause, symptom, accelerant, and lynchpin of the Trump Era. It wouldn't have happened without him and could have only gotten this bad with him. He's not only made our lives worse but he's made us all into worse people and it did not have to be like this
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Especially important because the Trump 2 doctrine is to fight dumber and dumber wars until you find one you are capable of losing.
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If, fortuitously, Trump’s decapitation strikes had succeeded in toppling the Iranian government, there would be American marines bleeding out in Cuba and/or shot down over Greenland today.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/07/2026
it's time to live mas
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John Wick Cocking Pistol - Keanu Reeves
ALT: John Wick Cocking Pistol - Keanu Reeves
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Julia Azari @juliaazari.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
it's been really nice having Thanksgiving with you, Uncle Donnie but I have to head home and feed my cat. No, no pie for me see you all later good talk
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SpookyOtters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Didn't even try to replace Jon Ossoff with Herschel Walker by executive decree. Just no juice.
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John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
America right now
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Well fellow Republicans you heard Trump tonight, you can’t trust the election results so no point in voting
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
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Matthew Campbell @socialscifi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Has this been done yet?
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Can’t believe they’re ritually sacrificing senators to the contraption to keep Mitch alive now.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Mitch McConnell's possible death raises new questions about Joe Biden's health.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Seeing a lot of very mean spirited posts about Mitch McConnell just because he did evil things to you and your family
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/07/2026
shout out to the guy who spent an afternoon on here screaming at me for thinking the tattoo was bad
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’d rather Susan Collins just keeps the seat.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The “vibe shift” proclaimed Nov. 2024 - Jan. 2025 was just some elites—in business, media, law, and some higher ed admins—who kinda liked the fascism and gave themselves permission to accommodate it. That’s all it ever was. A close presidential election is not somehow a binding cultural referendum.
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Matt DeLong @mattdelong.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Simpsons meme with Hans Moleman on a pay phone saying “I need the biggest metaphor you have.” Followed by “No, that’s too big.”
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"so hows the big celebration going" the celebration:
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
the provinces decline to offer tribute, the armies return in defeat, the temple of the arts has closed its doors, and the name of the Emperor is scoured from the palaces by his own magistrates. now the sun and storms turn against him. the Mandate is lost.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
america 250 ending prematurely because of a J6’er led riot against “the weather” is something i just typed
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/06/2026
SCOTUS waiting until the last possible moment to release their birthright opinion as some kind of exercise in drama is extremely annoying. underrated reform is just to mandate a day when they release all of the opinions.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I know the list is endless but I genuinely think trashing the legitimate congressionally chartered org for celebrating the 250th to instead hijack our national assets and taxpayer funds for his personality cult grifter crap should, in and of itself, be fully sufficient to merit removal from office.
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I worked at Smithsonian, specifically raising money for 250th. What I want people to know is we secured millions of private philanthropy to host a month long Folklife Festival on the mall, "The Festival of Festivals". Was going to feature well known festivals, think Burning Man, Farm Aid, Grand Ole Oprey etc. as well as smaller local and regional festivals from across the U.S. and territories. Goal was to feature truly the best and most beautiful creative expression in music, dance, arts and craft traditions, food, community etc. Can't name names but plan was to have headliners every night for free concerts.... Think the types of names who might be affiliated with the aforementioned large festivals. Stars were willing to perform because was under banner of Smithsonian. It had to all be scrapped bc the administration would not release permits to host on the mall. The money went elsewhere, but our nation was robbed of what would have been a once in a generation cultural moment.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
(hissing in his ear) JD Vance vandalized the reflecting pool, sire! He means to usurp you!
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
i like how Vance is doing the FP part of the job while Trump is having pond stalingrad www.cnn.com/2026/06/20/w...
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Live updates: Iran and US make opposing claims on Strait of Hormuz ahead of talks in Switzerland | CNN
US Vice President JD Vance is expected to attend talks with Iran in Switzerland. Tehran says it’s closing the Strait of Hormuz until Israel halts strikes in Lebanon. Follow live updates.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
iran has closed the reflecting pool.
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ghoulzie @gawdz0rz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
elliot page: frankly i think it’s good and healthy to express emotions as a man matt taibbi: being a man is about bullying and sexual assault and i’m going to kill you
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I'm no Luddite or anything but if my toilet ever attempts to talk to me I am going to shoot it with a gun
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
For decades, Dan Patrick has sold out the poor, the sick, and the vulnerable to enrich his donors. Love feels like blasphemy when you worship power.
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 12/06/2026
They're calling it the Weekend War folks
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