Reposted by jessderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/10/2026we could make mechanical birds more affordable if the government invested in automaton trade schools, built more housing so craftspeople can afford to pursue this noble trade, and lowered trade barriers with countries that also produce mechanical singing birds 622426197 2.4K
jess @georgiajess.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Wine moms for Ossoff 2026 Voting this morning was cathartic, I highly recommend it 081 8
Reposted by jessI Nied braaaaiiiiins 🧟 @nied.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Kinda stuck on the fact that Time picked a picture that does not exactly project lucidity. 65310 53
Reposted by jessae @aelkus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026after two years of trump ii now understand the psychology of a nicholas cage character 111913 119
Reposted by jessEric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026On two fronts—WH press access and third-country removals—the administration appears to be ignoring court orders. 23401208 401
jess @georgiajess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ok this is healing the psychic damage I sustained in November 2024 080 8
Reposted by jessdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026trump loves being on tv his whole deal is being on the tv 32102773 1K
jess @georgiajess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I can’t fathom 2 more years of this, but somehow we’re just going to get through it, right everyone?static.klipy.comPleurer PleuréALT: Pleurer Pleuré 010 1
Reposted by jessKieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 17/09/2026I think even the I Never Thought Leopards Would Eat My Face people are getting to the point where they’re saying “Look, I’ve got my pride—I thought at least my face would get eaten by, you know, a leopard, not by this giant fucking dummy.” 837968 379
Reposted by jessmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026ok ima fight the bond market / damn the bond market got hands 331426 314
Reposted by jessvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 06/09/2026me, seeing a bunch of Truth Social screenshots, to the President of the United States: 1391385 913
Reposted by jessSchnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Also the reality is that authoritarian regimes are more subject to the whims of public opinion than democratic ones and you can't do a coup when the entire country fucking hates you 413641 136
Reposted by jessAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The vandalism and desecration of the White House isn't just vanity and it's not trivial. It's caesarism, as in literally what Julius Caesar did to the symbolic architecture of civic republicanism. Our national iconography matters and allowing the disfiguring of it to persist is a substantive harm. 13975911650 7.6K
Reposted by jessceej @ceej.online · 13/08/2026shouting into the void here, I know, but you are literally living in the thought experiment "Would you use an app owned by Adolf Hitler?" 343564915 3.6K
Reposted by jessStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I think the thing we are all in denial about when it comes to the One Cool Trick to win elections forever is that low info swing voters are basically incomprehensible eldritch horrors to politically engaged people. There’s no understanding them and you’ll go mad trying. 872530437 2.5K
Reposted by jessCavsKermit @cavskermit.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I find these terms acceptable. 29108497 1.1K
jess @georgiajess.bsky.social · 01/08/2026On the morning of my 30th birthday, I pulled a back muscle while brushing my teeth. Felt like a bad omen 011 1
Reposted by jessDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The easiest possible layup for a President at war with another country would be to explain that they are attacking us. Trump won't do that because he views Minnesota as a bigger enemy than Iran. 18043361032 4.3K
Reposted by jessThe Girl of Lemongrab @mc-hesher.bsky.social · 25/07/2026"He's only a symptom" Trump is the cause, symptom, accelerant, and lynchpin of the Trump Era. It wouldn't have happened without him and could have only gotten this bad with him. He's not only made our lives worse but he's made us all into worse people and it did not have to be like this 1329 32
Reposted by jessLouis @louisevans.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Especially important because the Trump 2 doctrine is to fight dumber and dumber wars until you find one you are capable of losing. 433826 338
Reposted by jessLouis @louisevans.bsky.social · 24/07/2026If, fortuitously, Trump’s decapitation strikes had succeeded in toppling the Iranian government, there would be American marines bleeding out in Cuba and/or shot down over Greenland today. 533221 332
Reposted by jessjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/07/2026it's time to live masstatic.klipy.comJohn Wick Cocking Pistol - Keanu ReevesALT: John Wick Cocking Pistol - Keanu Reeves 724862553 4.9K
Reposted by jessJulia Azari @juliaazari.bsky.social · 17/07/2026it's been really nice having Thanksgiving with you, Uncle Donnie but I have to head home and feed my cat. No, no pie for me see you all later good talk 416414 164
Reposted by jessSpookyOtters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Didn't even try to replace Jon Ossoff with Herschel Walker by executive decree. Just no juice. 1601 60
Reposted by jessJohn Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social · 17/07/2026America right now 1804 80
Reposted by jessBen McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Well fellow Republicans you heard Trump tonight, you can’t trust the election results so no point in voting 47510 75
Reposted by jessceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum 197177453110 17.7K
Reposted by jessMatthew Campbell @socialscifi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Has this been done yet? 3675162 675
Reposted by jessStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Can’t believe they’re ritually sacrificing senators to the contraption to keep Mitch alive now. 1867495 674
jess @georgiajess.bsky.social · 08/07/2026If a man will come over to your house when you explicitly tell him not to, it follows that he will also invite himself into your body if he wants 1222 22
Reposted by jessNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Mitch McConnell's possible death raises new questions about Joe Biden's health. 1104976761 5K
Reposted by jessBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Seeing a lot of very mean spirited posts about Mitch McConnell just because he did evil things to you and your family 181262146 1.3K
Reposted by jessjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/07/2026shout out to the guy who spent an afternoon on here screaming at me for thinking the tattoo was bad 1359617650 9.6K
Reposted by jessJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I’d rather Susan Collins just keeps the seat. 121196 119
Reposted by jessJack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Everything Trump does is a form of rape. Once you understand this about him, everything clicks into place. 3543 54
Reposted by jessNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026The “vibe shift” proclaimed Nov. 2024 - Jan. 2025 was just some elites—in business, media, law, and some higher ed admins—who kinda liked the fascism and gave themselves permission to accommodate it. That’s all it ever was. A close presidential election is not somehow a binding cultural referendum. 645516962 5.5K