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oh great all the talk of dogging has done David Attenborough in, good job everyone

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Kate @katef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🎼 They were dogging They were dogging At RAF Fairford they were snogging Each other in the car A farmer saw them from afar And as the fuzz came calling they went jogging 🎶 (With apologies to Fascinating Aïda)

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they're just gonna want to come right back in again

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Bert suspected Cyril had lied, again.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 27/09/2026

They were rank amateurs. The only way anyone is ever killing a sycamore is by felling it, drilling the stump, filling it with diesel and then setting it alight, then salting the earth afterwards before covering it in lead sheeting and concreting it over, minimum of six inches.

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For anyone who does love the taste of Starbucks coffee, I have a tip for you: you can achieve the same flavour profile for pennies using a tablespoon of gold blend instant and half a tray of stale cigarette ash.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 27/09/2026

...and then baby bear said "Someone has been walking over *my* dinghy!" #CSIPortsmouth

An upside down inflatable tender/dinghy.

There are muddy paw prints (cat sized) over the it.

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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 26/09/2026

Yes. Understanding my struggles through a lens other than being a moral failure helps me. The meds help me be an almost functional human being. My adult ADHD diagnosis has been life-changing. I want that for others it would help; fuck you for not wanting that for other people too.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 26/09/2026

Planned to take a friend out on the boat tomorrow, but he's ill. The friend on standby has been roped into family activities. Brother can't make it either. Looks like kiddo is getting all the time on the helm she wants, in the morning!

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 26/09/2026

Bruno began to doubt her qualifications.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 26/09/2026

GUYS! NEW NEIGHBOURHOOD VOID JUST DROPPED FOR SPOOKY SEASON!

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

De Gaulle's takeover WAS a military coup, btw. Sorry. But if there are literally paratroopers prepping to drop on the capital, with tanks waiting to roll into Paris then it is not a Sparkling Emergency Prime Minister appointment It is a coup, from the coup region of France.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 25/09/2026

It's all getting a bit Hot Fuzz over on the town socials...

Photo of a village road. A large juvenile swan is stood in the middle of the road. Cars are waiting for it to fuck off.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 24/09/2026

I'm not particularly used to rooting for the police but now would be a great time for them to come out swinging tbh.

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 24/09/2026

They have been aggressively and intensively spreading muck across the local fields and I'm not sure it's the usual pig-and-cow, this smells much much worse 🥴

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 24/09/2026

GANGS OF TITS ARE LOITERING IN YOUR AREA

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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

These days you can't even livestream yourself doing massive knife crimes without them eventually arresting you days later and throwing you in gaol. These days.

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And should you read, do not under any circumstances assume that "graphic" is a synonym for "titillating" and indeed, that is rather the point.

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Dog Eating Cat Dog

Alt: Dog Eating Cat Dog

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Outlander: Claire and Jamie's Love

everyone's down on bigamous Rodders but barely anyone complains about Claire "Two-Rings" Fraser. The double standard is real, and I think we all know why it exists. #JusticeForUnkiltedBigamists

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Alt: Outlander: Claire and Jamie's Love

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Lorna @florilegia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Transience of post-trauma symptoms in individuals exposed to repeated highly personal traumatic events" (Journal of Psychiatry). Subtitle: "How Does Miles O'Brien Go On?"

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Actually, no, screw it: instead of Montagues and Capulets, let's have the star-crossed lovers be Geats and Danes. Romeo sneaks into a party at Heorot to meet Juliet. Grendel, cast against type, plays Friar Laurence

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That ranking list in full: Yes No Maybe Yes No No Hell no Yes, you're obliged to; his arc is suffering Yes No Hahaha you think you can fight soup?!

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"We're proud to announce that the HAL 10000 has some exciting new functionality that'll help while away the tedious hours on interstellar passages"

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Señor Triangulos, el es muy musical.

A white and black cat is lying on his back on a blue bedspread. His back legs are braced as if standing on the ground. His left forepaw is in the air as if holding the neck of a guitar. His right is across his chest as if strumming. His eyes are closed and he's rocking out to music only he can hear.

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Alexandria W. Darling @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

When the man you swore a life debt to has been killed by his own son, and all that's left is to travel the galaxy solving closed-room mysteries.

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ladies and gentlemen, this is columbo no. 5 a little bit of me getting outta your hair a little bit of suspect standing there a little bit of facts about my wife a little bit of you killed him with that knife

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