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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 16h

They should reveal that care workers have a 10% chance of wiping out humanity, and raise the investment that way.

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T'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 16h

Interviewer: "What's your biggest weakness?" Me: "I can be too self-replicating" Interviewer: "You mean 'self-deprecating'?" Us: "Nope"

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 29/09/2026

At last, my time has come.

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Reheated Pixels @reheatedpixels.com · 27/09/2026

The greatest game on any system, of all time, is Chaos on the Sinclair ZX Spectrum. That's just scientific fact. And tonight, I've released a web-browser-based editor for it. Phew.

Edit the graphics of Chaos in your web browser. And spell data. And loads of other things.

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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The older I get, the more I realize I really don’t need much to be happy as an introvert. Just give me a quiet day at home with no plans and nowhere to be

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 26/09/2026

Well, boooo. Went to the Meadow again earlier for the #ShrewsburyTownFC match, and when we went into the lead at 90+2 I thought "Huh, I have a 100% win rate for my attendance 😂" Stupid 90+5 Colchester goal.

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 26/09/2026

What the *fuck* is it with MBS and touching the hair of the young drivers. He does it to *all* of them. Somebody check his fucking hard drive.

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chiller @chiller.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm thinking of getting mum a little air fryer, something simple, with easy controls. We moan a lot about tech these days, but some is still genuinely great. For instance, this one has specific settings for fries, steak, water fleas, chicken, fish, nuclear armageddon and cupcakes.

The control settings for an air fryer, featuring the quick setting icons as described.

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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 25/09/2026

A reminder that we can all be delighted that a fash has been put on remand without making prison rape jokes.

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 25/09/2026

Well, I fucking love being woken up at a stupid hour of the morning by the smoke alarm upstairs suddenly going off for no fucking reason. Hnnnnngh.

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 24/09/2026

Exercise 9 (turning) done and dusted. Obviously have turned *before* but this formalised the procedures and made sure I was aware of elements like balancing with the rudder, maintaining vertical speed etc. Next is slow flying and stalls... 😬

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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

#TBT to this from 2012 in honour of Michael Gove starring as an invasion-battling leader in Sky's new show The Wargame. If you don't know what or who this comic is about... just count yourself lucky and scroll on, no worries.

[Opening scene is WESTMINSTER, LONDON. Over Downing Street a huge ALIEN SPACECRAFT hovers, silent, still, filling the whole sky a la Independence Day].

[Cut to INSIDE 10 DOWNING STREET. The (then) prime Minister DAVID CAMERON is looking out of his office window at the ship.]

VOICE FROM OFF-SCENE, BEHIND CAMERON:
Prime Minister…

CAMERON [addressing the person behind him, still keeping his eyes fixed ahead in dread at the spaceship]:
Yes?

[We see the speaker is MICHAEL GOVE, then Education Secretary]:

GOVE:
Let me do it.

CAMERON:
For God's sake, Michael, you're the Education Secretary! You've never flown a fighter plane in your life!

GOVE:
But I know I could do it, David. I could fly a fighter plane into the big space- ship...

...and shoot all the aliens.

CAMERON:
But you have no military training!

GOVE:
David

I haven't told you this, but...

I used to be a journalist. For The Times.

[Cameron reacts, turning to look at Gove with awe and respect, as if only now truly seeing him for the first time].

GOVE:
I wrote two articles about planes, David.

I've got strong opinions about aliens.

I know I can do this job.

[Cut to a title card panel]:

AND SO:

[Then cut again to Cameron on the roof of Number 10, watching a Michael Gove pilot a fighter jet up towards the spacecraft, and then completely miss it, careering towards Earth, as Cameron buries his face in his hands].

[Ends]

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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

These days you can't even livestream yourself doing massive knife crimes without them eventually arresting you days later and throwing you in gaol. These days.

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 24/09/2026

Well, today's "today I learned" is that one of the characters (played by Harry Shearer) in This Is Spinal Tap wears a Shrewsbury Town football shirt while going through an airport metal detector with a foil-wrapped cucumber stuffed down his trousers.

Harry Shearer as Derek Smalls in "This Is Spinal Tap" (1984), holding his arms out for a 'patdown' by an airport security agent. He is wearing a blue and orange Shrewsbury Town FC football shirt.

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 23/09/2026

Just came across this in my archive of old Instagram stuff. April 2016, I was apparently fed up.

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 23/09/2026

Also, not at all concerning response from me Googling to check that I'd remembered the correct phrase:

A screenshot of Google, with the search "leonardo device activated" in the search box. The AI Overview in the response starts with the phrase:

"The Leonardo device has been activated and is ready to assist you."

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voidpointer @voidpointer0.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The original concept for Bullfrog's Syndicate box art - wish it had been used somewhere in its final form. #amiga #retrogaming #artsky #art #conceptart

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 23/09/2026

You *must* wear a colourful tie, otherwise they might think the photo isn’t in full colour. Madness.

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 22/09/2026

Ripley wasn’t sure what the noise was when I turned in the aircon. Turning on aircon… in nearly October. Madness.

A photo of Ripley, my British Blue shorthair cat. She is sat on my bed, looking up at the ceiling.

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 22/09/2026

I really wish I'd invested money in AMD and NVIDIA back in the mid 2000s. If I had, I might be able to afford some fucking RAM.

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 22/09/2026

Doing a bit of the old colonising?

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 21/09/2026

Weren't they introducing AI into the ATC system today? Perhaps the workers have pulled the cables because it became sentient and started plotting against us 😂

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 21/09/2026

YouTube just recommended a video to me of a twat in a balaclava riding around on an illegal electric bike goading the police for not being able to chase him. First thing he said to the cop on the camera was 'Alright buddy?' and I'm guessing it wasn't meant to sound *exactly* like Colin Skittles.

Daniel Cook as Colin Skittles in Toast of London.

"Alright, buddy!"

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 21/09/2026

What the fuck is this “Wisdom of the Crowd” show?! It’s a good concept but what on earth is with all the weird graphics and other segments?

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 21/09/2026

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/18642604... Is this really where we're at? Selling T-shirts that reference hooliganism (and the absolute cunts that were in the "firms") with the phrase "The perfect gift for every fan! Support your team and the environment!" 🙄

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ENGLISH BORDER FRONT T-Shirt | Shrewsbury Town Hooligan Shrews Salop Meadow | eBay UK

Sizes and colours are approximate and may vary slightly! Not too Big and Not too Small! Sizes (and colours) are approximate and may vary slightly.

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 21/09/2026

For when you absolutely don't want to build a relationship with your pet.

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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 20/09/2026

I really want to get my hands on an old (1992-ish) Shrewsbury Town shirt, the one with WSJ as the sponsor. It’s the one I always associate with them from when I was a kid, but finding one in my size is apparently impossible.

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 20/09/2026

Also when you no longer need to pay tax on your houmous.

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 20/09/2026

Must be a fucking chore trying to heat the houses at the end of this road.

A Street View screen capture of the entrance to a cul-de-sac in Shrewsbury, just off Portland Crescent, called Reynaulds Close.

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 20/09/2026

One of my greatest pleasures just lately is sitting by the window at the Loopy Shrew on a Sunday morning, with a bacon roll and a coffee, and just watching the world go by.

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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

without downloading any new pics throw your phone into the river

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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 20/09/2026

Hands up who wants some fun research into The Young Ones? Brand new on Dirty Feed: the truth about Colin Baker's appearance, or rather non-appearance, on the show. www.dirtyfeed.org/2026/09/evil...

Rick with his hands in the air, from The Young Ones, "Bambi"

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 20/09/2026

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Went to my local Restaurant last night. The owner asked me, "do you mind waiting for a bit?" I said, "not at all." He said, "good, then take this to table 7."

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 19/09/2026

Oh, God. If the system works, I'm broadly fine with the idea that it could be introduced slowly and closely monitored in less busy parts of the airspace... but in Washington fucking DC? Makes me think we're going to see planes dropping on the White House lawn within two weeks.

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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 19/09/2026

I am so fucking impressed with Neagley on Amazon (although I’m watching it on the Seven Seas, thankyoumuchly) Maria Sten is kicking ass, taking names, and acting the *fuck* out of the show so far. I didn’t expect much from it, but it’s honestly as good as Reacher S1, and loads better than S2-4.

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Frances Neagley: How The Hell Did You Know That?

Alt: Frances Neagley: How The Hell Did You Know That?

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater

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