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John J. Hoare

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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 19h
Letterboxd have just published an official list that describes Ghostwatch as “framed as a real BBC News production”, and it reminds me of how much you can easily get wrong if you’re writing something which is just slightly adjacent to your expertise.
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 20h
I feel that if you're British and respond to the ITVX film collection labelled the "Brilliantly British Films Collection", you aren't really British.
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 29/09/2026
Ah, so Season 7 of Married With Children is where it starts going dodgy, then. Still fun, still worth watching, but everything feels a little thinner than it did up to that point. Each episode stretches its ideas out too much, and it feels a little too much like unrelated ideas bashed together.
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 29/09/2026
The 200th All in the Family hosted by Norman Lear was great, albeit there is a slight sense of Lear writing an autohagiography. On the other hand, he created All in the Family, so, y’know. (And despite Speight and Till Death, the shows end up being so different that I’m comfortable with that term.)
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 28/09/2026
So It Takes Two didn't actually return as a video podcast at all like everyone was reporting, then?
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 28/09/2026
Watched a Mork and Mindy recently for a THING, and that show never fails to annoy me. At one moment superb, and then the next moment nowhere near as good as it should be. Williams is the same, varying from amazing, to a fundamentally irritating man.
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 28/09/2026
No, YOU once spent two hours carefully examining the video to System Addict to see if it had any props used in Red Dwarf
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 28/09/2026
Just seen somebody claim that “Basil the Rat” was “nearly lost to history due to industrial action”, and this is literally not the case, I have seen no evidence that the BBC didn’t immediately plan to remount the episode ASAP.
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 28/09/2026
As I rewatched Used Cars the other day, I was struck by just how impossible it seemed that any current film would or could make anything like the climax of that film. H&S might be a tiny part of that, but I don’t think it’s a lot of it. Budgets for comedy is also part of it, but again not all.
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 27/09/2026
Currently watching Fantastic Voyage, and it’s BORING
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Andy Lewis @andylewis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every time someone links to this film, I have to repost it. It's one of the most significant bits of British 20th century art. Everything about it is incredible. Groundbreaking music production by Daphne Oram. Amazing camera work by Wolfgang Suschitzky (who later filmed Get Carter).-
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 27/09/2026
Very much enjoyed my rewatch of Used Cars tonight. THAT’S TOO FUCKING HIGH
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 26/09/2026
Watching the Hammer film She, and what a tedious load of old fucking waste of time bollocks.
Barry Norman
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 26/09/2026
I know it’s slightly different as it’s the real people, but as @bohaynowell.bsky.social just said, this bit in Married With Children has the air of a Spitting Image song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfJF...
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Al Bundy - Old Aid
YouTube video by Szabolcs Horváth
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 26/09/2026
So I am going to argue this has the chance of being amazing, because everybody says what an amazing dancer Ginger Rogers was, but not as many point out how funny she was too. Sabrina may be able to capture that. deadline.com/2026/09/marg...
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Margaret Qualley, Sabrina Carpenter Join Tom Holland's Fred Astaire Film (Exclusive)
Margaret Qualley and Sabrina Carpenter will star in the Tom Holland Fred Astaire biopic as Adele Astaire and Ginger Rogers, respectively.
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 25/09/2026
I do have a fair amount of sympathy with posts like this, but if I do my calculations, well over 90% of the hits on my latest Young Ones piece came from Bluesky, so the case isn’t clear-cut for everyone. dansinker.com/posts/2026-0...
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What If We Just Stopped? | dansinker.com
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 25/09/2026
Letterboxd and TMDB have deleted, of all things, Lonely Water (1973), widely regarded to be one of the best PIFs ever made. So that can fuck right off. I mean, it even got a Blu-ray release from the BFI, how can you justify the deletion of anything which gets that?
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Paul Hayes @paul-hayes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
70 years ago today, the BBC showed a recording of the CBC's Flight into Danger - later remade as the film Airplane!, and one of the important steps on the way to the creation of #DoctorWho. To celebrate, here's a much longer edit of my audio documentary telling Flight into Danger's story:
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Flight into Danger - The Story of the Original Airplane! (an audio documentary)
YouTube video by Paul Hayes
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 23/09/2026
Just remembered the time on Twitter when somebody tried to educate me about how BBC scheduling worked.
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 23/09/2026
Watching One Million Years B.C., and I want to have sex with Raquel Welch!
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𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐀𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐨 @agnes-guano.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKk9...
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Kenny The Kangaroo - RARE Michael Barrymore recording
YouTube video by Oliver Kiell
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 22/09/2026
Despite having my meddling little fingers involved in the latest run of Red Dwarf V on BBC Two, I had nothing to do with this intro to "Back to Reality" last Wednesday. But I really like it. www.tvhome.co.uk/bbc-two/2026...
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BBC Two - Visceral
Ident introducing Red Dwarf, 10:00pm 16th Sep 2026
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 22/09/2026
RELIEVED AND GUTTED I THINK ROY, YOU BIG SHOWER OF SHIT
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 22/09/2026
Despite having my meddling little fingers involved in the latest run of Red Dwarf V on BBC Two, I had nothing to do with this intro to "Back to Reality" last Wednesday. But I really like it. www.tvhome.co.uk/bbc-two/2026...
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BBC Two - Visceral
Ident introducing Red Dwarf, 10:00pm 16th Sep 2026
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Historical Television Website @htw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BBC Archive have just uploaded an absolute gem of an archive clip for anyone who is interested in the history of UK television. An absolute must-watch if there ever was one www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vgh...
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1964: How Good is Your TV Set? | Choice | BBC Archive
YouTube video by BBC Archive
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 22/09/2026
My film watching this year is going well, with 214 films so far, the vast majority of them seen for the first time. So just taken delivery of Prehistoric Women (1967), I’m sure that must be good, let me just read up on it… “Hammer reportedly viewed the film as one of their worst productions”
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 22/09/2026
I really enjoy Married With Children slagging off other networks in increasingly obvious ways. So instead of giving Kelly normal dialogue, we get: “What the younger generation has learned is that there's absolutely nothing for us to watch on CBS…”
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 22/09/2026
Nothing screams British television in 2026 more than, erm, the theme from Rawhide.
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Herr Donkey Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Speaking of Columbo (and always speaking of comics), I mocked these up on Tumblr right about when the podcast was wrapping up. Although he's cameo'd in a few comics, it's unfortunate to say that Columbo never starred in a comic strip of his own. I'm proud of the story titles and the fake NBC brand.
A fake Columbo comic book cover from Gold Key publishing. The title is COLUMBO and in captions it reads: It's canine calamity when Dog is the only witness to a shocking pet salon murder! Don't miss COLUMBO FOR DOG-CATCHER!" There are inset photos of Peter Falk as Columbo and his dog, Dog.A fake Columbo comic book cover from Gold Key publishing. The title is COLUMBO and in captions it reads: "A murdering minister has a sinister proposal for Columbo when DEATH CHEATS THE BRIDE" There is an inset photo of Peter Falk as Columbo, and a corner of the comic is missing.A fake Columbo comic book cover from Gold Key publishing. The title is COLUMBO and in captions it reads: "TV's disheveled detective matches wits with a cowboy killer. THE OLD-WEST MOVIE MURDERS!" There is an inset photo of Peter Falk as Columbo.
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 21/09/2026
I DO ACTUALLY LIKE SOME TV SHOWS FROM THE 21ST CENTURY DuckTales, The Cuphead Show, Gravity Falls, Look Around You, Inside No. 9, The Good Place, That Mitchell & Webb Look, Up the Women, The Masked Singer, Deal or No Deal, Chernobyl, Peep Show, The IT Crowd, Saturday Night Takeaway.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wrote something about SNL:UK and what I learned by going to see it being made… joelmorris.substack.com/p/live-from-...
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Live from London, it’s SATURDAY NIGHT!
What seeing this week’s episode of SNL UK taught me about comedy.
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 21/09/2026
When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth is great fun, isn’t it? A real commitment to thinking through the world and characters which isn’t always a given in this type of film. Also, Victoria Vetri and Imogen Hassall.
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 21/09/2026
I sometimes idly wonder why only the 50s episode of The Queen and Us was aired on BBC One after she died, and the other six episodes were iPlayer only. They were very well-made programmes, and would have been perfect for Sunday afternoons. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...
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BBC One - The Queen and Us - Episode guide
All episodes of The Queen and Us
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 20/09/2026
Evening repost for this!
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Dean - Not a Bear. @dean1973.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well, I never knew that. It shouldn’t surprise anyone that John’s research correctly identifies one of these:
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Richard Drew #MDANT @ourmanincairo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Have I shared these on here before ? Here are some reset photos for the Set. As far as I know I have the only copies .. saved from a BBC Art Dept skip sometime at the end of 1992.
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 20/09/2026
While writing this piece I watched The Young Ones for the first time in ages - I’ve deliberately been staying away as I’d almost ruined it by over-watching it - and was suddenly struck by just how amazing it is all over again. So that’s nice.
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 20/09/2026
Hands up who wants some fun research into The Young Ones? Brand new on Dirty Feed: the truth about Colin Baker's appearance, or rather non-appearance, on the show. www.dirtyfeed.org/2026/09/evil...
Rick with his hands in the air, from The Young Ones, "Bambi"
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Anthony Dhanendran @dhanendran.co.uk · 19/09/2026
A fascinating look at the UK's in-hospital cinemas, written by my friend Alex for the New York Times. Also, for those of you of a certain age, a delightful cameo from Simon Hickson (of Trev & Simon fame) who now runs one of them (🎁 NYT gift link).
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Health Screenings: Where Hospitals’ T.L.C. Includes a Movie Theater (Gift Article)
A British nonprofit helps patients escape the stress and boredom of ward life by watching the latest blockbusters.
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 19/09/2026
I regret to inform you there were 96 episodes made of Small Wonder.
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 19/09/2026
I have finished All in the Family (apart from the 200th episode special), and it may well be the best sitcom ever made. And ludicrously, seems to get better and better as it goes on, eight or nine seasons in.
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 18/09/2026
Idly pondering that it would have been nice if they had made more than 11 sodding episodes of Sounds Like Friday Night, and actually given the show a chance of succeeding.
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 18/09/2026
Oh, I should probably not review films while I’m pissed. boxd.it/giCKSz
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A ★★★★★ review of Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965)
Ten minutes in, I had to go for a piss and immediately gave this film five stars while on the bog. After watching it in full, I feel no desire to revise my opinion. I'll do a proper review once I've s...
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 18/09/2026
It sounds stupid, but I had NO IDEA how terrifying some (repeat: SOME) pedestrian behaviour was as a driver until I started lessons. Just people randomly walking out into the middle of the road, directly in front of cars. The worst thing is, I now know I’ve done it myself to drivers.
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 18/09/2026
I am working on a proper old-school Dirty Feed piece about a deleted Young Ones scene which I think you will all enjoy. Probably publishing a week on Sunday, I want to make sure it's a good one.
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 18/09/2026
I sometimes idly think the problem with so much modern DISCOURSE is that some things genuinely are a zero-sum game, and people just do not like this. Something can't be argued to simply be the best solution that works as well as possible - it has to be perfect, with no downsides at all.
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 18/09/2026
Trying to write a review of a Sophia Loren film I watched last night which doesn't include the phrase "throbbing erection".
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 17/09/2026
I find the BBC’s commitment to certain programmes really weird. Does the nation really need more Silent Witness to the point where it’s worth putting it out to tender? www.bbc.co.uk/commissionin...
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New opportunity: Silent Witness invitation to tender
Deadline for initial submissions: 25 September
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 17/09/2026
This reminds me of how terrible I was at being cool as a teenager, and being made fun of because I wanted to watch Hi-de-Hi. These days, I would have the knowledge to point out that the episodes tackling Ted’s routines are as biting a critique of comedy as you could find. But not then.
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