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he/him. 30s. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️. my brain is weird, so is my body. current interests: dead boy detectives, hazbin & helluva, witchy stuff, politics, gay shit. sounds "fruity as hell". minors dnf. shop/art bsky: @sunstonesandwich.bsky.social

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Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
If there's one thing people with diabetes and extraordinarily high metabolisms DON'T need, it's food.
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Florence Ashley @floralashes.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Brb trying to turn people gay
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
i can't believe this
orange cat asleep with his tongue out and his paws curled up
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Liz Faber @lizwfab.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Chat GPT is not a search engine. Chat GPT is not a search engine. Chat GPT is not a search engine. Chat GPT is not a search engine. Chat GPT is not a search engine. Chat GPT is not a search engine. Chat GPT is not a search engine. Chat GPT is not a search engine. Chat GPT is not a search engine. Cha
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Emily Atkin @emorwee.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Once again I am begging everyone to understand that climate change and trans rights are not separate issues
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
noticing a pattern of libs siding with transphobic democrats like gavin newsom cuz they think trans people aren't a big enough issue to go to bat for and then absolutely crashing out at the pushback against newsom as they realize in real time that everyone with influence on this site is trans
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hoagie is hopeful 🍉 @gaugebosons.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Popping out from inside my blanket fort to say THANK YOU, DUCHESS BUNE, for answering my petition so quickly and for going above and beyond! You've always been so good to me, even tho I'm new and unskilled. I'm so grateful for all you've given me. And I don't care who knows it! 🍊🧡🐉💚
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Old Fashioned Boologna Salad @bolognasalad.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
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hoagie is hopeful 🍉 @gaugebosons.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
GAWGEOUS BOI
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
i want trans people to be proud of their transness and will not accept the idea that being trans is a consolation prize
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hoagie is hopeful 🍉 @gaugebosons.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I hadn't even considered this!! Fuck yeah; your insights are so nuanced, as always!! I really want Blitzø to fuck some ppl up IN HELL, for the way they've treated him and imps in general. EXCELLENT thread, m'dear 😘
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 28/06/2025
hi, cis folks! the GOP put the all-ages trans medicaid ban back in the budget, despite it being struck. they did it to force dems to challenge it on the floor. if you've been paying attention, you know dems need to hear you want them to actually stand up to the GOP. contact info at reps.fyi 🧵
Rep. Dan Crenshaw tweets

GOOD NEWS: after the rogue parliamentarian struck my amendment to ban taxpayer funding for transgender treatments, Republican
Senators put it BACK in the bill anyway. This means they are daring the Democrats to
vote against it in a "point of order." It's a good bet to take. For one thing, nothing to lose so why not try? But second, I believe the Democrats won't want to pick this battle. This is a very very popular provision. I think the Democrats know they've lost the battle. The science isn't on their side and neither is the public.
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Mad Dr. Jimbosaur, Espooky. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I have beaten the sex pest who was in the primary and who you were probably endorsing for Mayor Forgive me he was disgusting so perverted and so old
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/06/2025
you can't draw a lot of conclusions from a single race. there are external factors, flawed candidates, the right political climate. but one conclusion you can absolutely draw is that all of the people who tell you that there's only one way things can be are fucking wrong
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Primary every Democrat who is not meeting this moment. Get rid of them all.
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
We are posting this placard at all of our offices and asking our union contract farms to post as well. We encourage our friends to put up similar placards at their business as immigration agents do not have the right to go on private property without permission.
A placard with the following text 

NO ICE ACCESS IN THIS OFFICE

PRIVATE PROPERTY - ENTRY RESTRICTED BY LAW

NOTICE TO ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT & IMMIGRATION AGENTS:

This is a private workplace. You are not permitted to enter non-public areas of this office (including offices, break rooms, storage areas, and staff-only areas) without a valid judicial warrant signed by a federal judge or magistrate

An ICE administrative warrant (Form I-200 or 1-205) does not authorize entry into private areas of this office.

You may not question emplovees or search the premises without proper legal authorify.

All employees and visitors have the right to remain silent and the right to an attorney.

IF YOU ATTEMPT TO ENTER THIS OFFICE WITHOUT A VALID JUDICIAL WARRANT, YOU WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE.

IF YOU PRESENT A JUDICIAL WARRANT, PLEASE NOTIFY MANAGEMENT AND LEGAL COUNSEL IMMEDIATELY BEFORE PROCEEDING.

IF YOU ENTER, YOU ARE TRESPASSING, AND WE WILL SEEK LEGAL RECOURSE.

This policy is in compliance with:

U.S. Constitution, Fourth Amendment

California Government Code $ 7285.1

California Labor Code $ 1019.2

Immigrant Worker Protection Act (AB 450)
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Femininomicon ex Mortis 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇻🇪 @ofvick.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
"I asked ChatGPT and—" Good for you but I asked Paimon, King of Hell who rules 200 legions of demons, who roared with a great voice until he was compelled to answer clearly, and he taught me all arts, philosophies, and sciences, and secret things, the mysteries of the Earth, and all I wanted to know
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no. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
 
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Time to re-up this little ditty about how to make your Venmo more private. Remember that digital security is not just about protecting yourself, it makes your entire community safer
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hoagie is hopeful 🍉 @gaugebosons.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Shoutout to my pain center for always using my correct pronouns, regardless of how much effort I'm putting into passing. Today I was a sweaty blob with tits and they used he/him when referring to me EVERY TIME! It's impossible to get ahold of them, but by god, they're trans allies.
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 15/06/2025
this is DELIGHTFUL
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 13/06/2025
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "just block that fucker and move on"
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
"male loneliness epidemic" I dunno man, go see if your community theater production of Annie needs a stagehand. join a neighborhood sports league. join a political advocacy group in your neighborhood. the world will never come to you, so you will have to go to the world.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I met my high school girlfriend in a Boys and Girls Club drama production. I met my wife volunteering in the box office of an off-off-broadway show. Theater is right there, fellas.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
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The Devouring Mother @ragnell.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Here's the thing all Guardsmen and Active Duty called ANYWHERE in the US need to know: If you follow the illegal order, you are prosecutable once the regime changes.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
let’s be pointy with mama
a poorly drawn mama cat lying on its side with a calm expression. just below her, a tiny fluffy kitten stands stiffly with its back arched, tail puffed, and being very pointy with its mamaa large, relaxed tabby cat lying comfortably on a tiled floor. in front of her, a very tiny kitten stands facing sideways but looking up, with its back arched, tiny legs stiff, and fur puffed up. the kitten’s stance is very pointy
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Gwen Snyder is undead @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
"it's not peaceful for people to be on the highway" -LA Mayor Karen Bass right now. This is what I mean when I say the word "peaceful" as applied to protesters is about prescribing placidity, not nonviolence. Calmly marching on a freeway is pretty inarguably nonviolent. " Peaceful" you can debate
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lewys @generalquixote.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
relevant
Kwame Ture: “In order for non-violence to work, your opponent must have a conscience. The United States has none, has none.”
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JunieVimpire 🧛‍♀️ 🦇 @vimoding.bzky.team · 06/06/2025
Stephen Thomas

@skwthomas
Me: Marx didn't predict I'd use adderall to respond to texts haha
Scholar's QT of page 651 of Capital:
The Pained worker inevitably resorts to a Legal cocaine for his most fundamental social Tasks
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.
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potatum @pot8um.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
In 5 years, long covid has surpassed asthma as the most common chronic illness among children in the US. The only way to avoid long covid is to avoid catching covid. Masks lower your instance of illness. These are facts. Cognitive dissonance & denial are kicking people’s ass.
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The Cat Hive @thecathive.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Criminal
Doodle of an orange cat with a piece of crumpled plastic in his mouth. He is running away quickly, wide-eyed. There is text from someone shouting "WHO IS EATING PLASTIC!!!"
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 03/06/2025
Again if you’re going to spend your time critiquing “Marxists” all day online it might actually benefit you to take a few hours and read what him and Engels actually said for yourself
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 01/06/2025
every company from june 1st until june 30th
sheet music with the instruction "suddenly very gay"
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Dana Terrace @danaterrace.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
🏳️‍🌈 Pride or die 🏳️‍🌈
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Gfrancie (Benevolent Siren) @gfrancie.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
If you really want to stick it to the corporations this Pride (and their cowardly ways) just give cash to queer folks in need. Help a trans person pay for those meds, Help a queer person pay a bill, or stay fed. It would make so many Trump people mad too. It's sexy and petty to do that.
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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Spend a minute with Phabio. Your blood pressure will thank you.
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Seriously, FUCK Boundless. Writers, do not publish with them. Agents, do not submit to them. Bookstores, do not carry their books. Any company that thinks torching this many authors will result in being able to “continue publishing and rebuild trust” is delusional and deserves to die.
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hoagie is hopeful 🍉 @gaugebosons.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Welly are the only brand I use for my T shots! They motivate me with pretty patterns I wanna put on my body. Totally worth it.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Miss Rachel isn’t on Bluesky, but her posts about Gaza should be. I wish this wasn’t so unusual to see from people with big platforms.
A post on Threads from Miss Rachel, a well-known children’s educator and entertainer: “What’s it like for kids in Gaza?” my little boy asks me. 

Well, kids don’t have medical care & can’t go to the doctor like us. They don’t get to go to school like you & learn & play. They don’t have enough food or water or a safe place to live. 

“Why?”🥺

I feel my heart breaking. I can’t tell my son it’s some natural disaster. That there’s not enough food or medicine in the world. It’s that grown-ups are keeping these basic human rights away from children. It’s a choice.Two posts on Threads from Miss Rachel, a well-known children’s educator and entertainer. 

The first post says: “Leaders -

Be so ashamed that your constituents are begging & pleading for you speak out and you stay silent. 

Be so ashamed that you put money & power & your career before the lives of precious children of God. 

Be so ashamed that our religions tell us to give to the poor, feed the hungry & open our arms to all children & you pretend that they mean only for some children.”

The second post says: “Celebrities as well. If everyone says something it won’t be controversial anymore. It’s never been wrong to say starving and bombing kids is wrong. 

God help everyone have the strength to say something. Please, God.”A post on Threads from Ms Rachel, a popular children’s educator and entertainer: “If you want to be remembered for saying something about Gaza before the entire world does, now would be the time.”
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
but if i'm not allowed to feed artists into my artist killing machine it's going to be basically impossible for the machine to keep killing artists. is that what you want?? and before you answer keep in mind this is a very expensive machine
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cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
it is still in everyone’s best interests to conduct yourself as if there’s a future
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hoagie is hopeful 🍉 @gaugebosons.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
❤️❤️❤️
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/05/2025
(conservative thinking about art) art would be better if artists were normal
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