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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed

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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

all literature is stink lines coming off the alphabet

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Oxo good grips broadsword

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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

friend told me a story about her dad’s college music class where they wrote different examples of classical compositions John Williams ripped off and John Williams showed up for a masterclass one day, saw it, went over to the blackboard and started adding more examples

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10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

bro be thou a spirit of health or a goblin damn'd

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10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Me: i think my "safe space" to regulate is a moving car Therapist: wow that's Me: american. Therapist: poetic. Me: sounds like a Less Than Jake song. like off B Is For B-sides Therapist: I think I had that album Woman Only I Can See (?): you and he could be best of friends if you would quit therapy

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Katherine Mackinnon @kamack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Beloved local bookshop Category Is had their window smashed at the weekend; we are running a fundraiser with all ££ going to help them get shutters. One off mashup of two popular tours, Queer Glasgow and Radical Print Cultures. Tickets £20-£25-£30 if you fancy it! www.eventbrite.com/e/queer-glas...

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Queer Glasgow x Radical Print

Fundraiser for our pals at Category Is Books

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 07/09/2026

important: on the other way home i asked the car if “can we visit the shirt” and i got too excited and said it too fast as “queevis deshirt” and that’s the only thing anyone said for two hours

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY

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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

accidentally washed many shrimp jesus stickers. There is now a school of shrimp jesus living in my washing machine

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

After weeks of saying she's seeing someone "who works in television," the girls find out Samantha is dating a Muppet. Carrie and Miranda have doubts, until he teaches Charlotte a song that helps her remember directions for walking home from the bus stop by herself.

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10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

me (assertively): HEY PAL. guy in parking lot (defensively): What!? What do you want!? me (kicking at a rock): just wanted a pal...

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eric van allen @seamoosi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Chicken Soulslike For The Soul

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Anna Kornbluh @annakornbluh.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

not a conspiracy and other researchers are documenting and developing www.theamericanvandal.com/p/against-te...

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Against Technofeudal Education

Pillars For Protecting Our "Core Infrastructure" From OpenAI

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Dara O'Reilly @daraor.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

In conversation with @seamas.bsky.social yesterday, I realised that "insha'Allah" means exactly the same, and is used in precisely the same context, as punctuation as much as anything, as when Irish mammies say "Please God" at the end of a sentence.

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Keith J Carberry @carberry.deals · 19/08/2026

most planes are much bigger than this. and if the man is the size he would need to be to make this a giant plane then you've buried the lead

normal sized man (?) holds aloft a small plane with circular wings

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

i wouldn’t want del toro to do it INSTEAD of swayze so my solution is they make a new dirty dancing every couple-few years with a new guy as the dancing instructor like it’s james bond

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026

if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi

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10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

*taking an extra weed gummy to fall asleep easier since things have been stressful and I'm in an unfamiliar bed* I'm a junkie now. This is how it starts. I've lost control. I'll be out on the streets looking to score soon. Go to jail

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self

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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

they sold the world so that they could do this

it’s like a little guy of dough pooping some hamburger buns? I dunno anymore man

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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

The Heart-Breaking Horniness of the Cricket Trapped in My Garage

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

“You don’t have to refrigerate that” Ok maybe not but the refrigerator is where the food lives, he is happier with his friends in there

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claire biddles @msclairebiddles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

had a god tier idea after three pints last night

screenshot of notes app reading ‘Lip sync to william friedkin cruising bluray commentary’

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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

WRETCHED PAUL: My perrier is too warm. You awful shit. I ask for caviar and I get roe paste from Ikea? I've been shanghaied onto barges fed me better than this rubbish. I'm going to shit on a baby POLITE, HELPFUL RINGO: No complaints about me feed. Oats is better dry I always say

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

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Andrew @swandre3000.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

@carberry.deals , in character: Well what if we just did *insert cockamamie scheme* @austinwalker.bsky.social , playing a character who is very over this guy's shit:

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Rose Mullen's The Mummy 🇮🇪🤝🇵🇸 @anaemicroyalty.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Fuck it. I am sick to the back teeth of people today saying they never heard Glen Hansard was a groomer so therefore those of us who did hear it shouldn't talk about it. He groomed teenage girls. He was well known for it in certain circles. He would give out burner phones for them to text him from.

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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The federal government is protecting the AI child porn apps and Google goes after someone wearing cat ears whispering into a mic while eating cereal

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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Between the Leto story and everything else it's as abundantly clear as ever that way too many people still don't care about or acknowledge the harm many men in the public eye do to women and girls, even when it's an open secret.

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