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Gray Writes!

@clickgate.bsky.social
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Genderfluid bi Irish writer 💖💜💙 I like to play games and be gay! ACAB forever 🏴 Siad/siú - They/xe. linktr.ee/clickgate_

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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 5h
Steam: It looks like you’ve requested a significant number of refunds recently. Me: Yeah, it’s great 🥰
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 11h
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 10h
gotta make a master of keys deck for locktober
The Master of Keys
{X}{W}{U}{B}
Legendary Enchantment Creature — Horror
Flying
When The Master of Keys enters, put X +1/+1 counters on it and mill twice X cards.
Each enchantment card in your graveyard has escape. The escape cost is equal to the card’s mana cost plus exile three other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast cards from your graveyard for their escape cost.)
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Illustrated by Wisnu Tan
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 13h
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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Spammalammy @spammalammy.bsky.social · 10h
Unlimited powers! #art #motivational #animalaffirmations
worm wearing a wizards hat with a smile surrounded by sparkles. words underneath say "I am magical"
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 21h
“Wow so it’s illegal to march down roads with friends now??”
@InternetHippo tweets:

New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of conspiracy and they start yelling "Wow so it's illegal to make plans with friends now"
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murchadhfinn.bsky.social @murchadhfinn.bsky.social · 23h
“‘Croppies lie down’ has always been part of that mindset and always will be” ~Tom Collins The Irish News ☕️🥐
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will jobst @willjobst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
truly tickled by this recommendation for “things that feel like elden ring”
Looking for books, worlds with expansive lore, dark but also immensely beautiful gothic vibes. Deeply sad/ melancholic undertones and wildly bizarre and exciting creatures and aesthetics
There's something incredibly beautiful and romantic, but deeply unsettling about the entirety of the Elden Ring universe and I would love to read something like that
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Trip-Secret • 5h
Ima be 100 percent Honest. The Old Testament bro
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can’t imagine it’s easy to be an Israeli comedian tbh — all they ever seem to do is bomb 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m begging for people to cast Irish actors in their games instead of doing…..whatever the hell this is
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tired: Nice Penis! Wired: Great Dick! Inspired:
EPIC MICKEY
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ME BEFORE LORD OF THE YEAR: where the hell is my arkenstone! ME AFTER LORD OF THE YEAR: well yes obviously John 10:16 is about faeries. Oh my god hold on my arkenstone is missing again
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it’s ya boi Nixo 🌈 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gm
Screenshot of fake article cover titled “Tom Holland defends Spiderman: Brand New Day scene where Spiderman yells "Hey, check out this new power I discovered!" And then performs fellatio on himself to the point of orgasm, no webs shoot out or nothing just normal stuff and you see everything” with tom holland in a Spider-Man costume
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thinking about the campaign I ran with @clyse.bsky.social and @daithicdesign.bsky.social where things climaxed with the player characters putting on a show in order to rescue/distract the people who lived in a town from the giant monster that was about to trample their homes
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Terminally von der Leyen @ciaran.operationglad.io · 28/09/2026
You have to cook the question this much and it's still plurality in favor of the triple lock. C'mon lads, pack it in
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All I do is win
@clickgate.bsky.social

I like it when Paul Robalino takes his clothes off 🙂
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Charlotte Prong @charlotteprong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ricky Biscuits (3 lbs) and his BFF Stan (90 lbs) 🥹
Stan, a tan and brown Bernese mountain dog/poodle mix,sitting with Ricky, a white and tan chihuahua/yorkie mix. Both are patiently waiting for a treat, Ricky is standing up on his haunches with his tiny paws crossed. They’re cute as heck.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We actually couldn't film with Shaggy for more than 5 seconds at a time or our bodies would be ripped to shreds even though he was only at 1% power
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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fun Fact: Galadriel going photonegative wasn't actually in the script Cate Blanchett improvised it on the spot, she has to work very hard not to suddenly glow with terrifying unearthly light in her other roles
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tone @tone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Being gay means you aren’t burdened with the knowledge of what “Ella Langley” is 🙏
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s German for—
The Breeze, The
Mule
Orville Peck
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is pretty much the premise of The Ringed City DLC
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i'm forgetting furtive pygmies you've never even heard about
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oscar Montoya my beloved
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Harry Styles as Eros in The Eternals.
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Are orcs just elves who fuck?” and other such discussion topics
orc time tonite 👀 

orc time tonight queen??

orc time tonite 👀
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
guess who’s back in the house heels click-clackin’ about
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mike @wetlick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gayboysssssssss.
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Brendan Harkin @brendanjharkin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Well, it's Groundhog Day... again."
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pat | COMMISSIONS OPEN @patsux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i'm always busy dreamin' 'bout...
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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i hate that elon musk is the antagonist of reality. it should be a skull faced muscleman in hot pants and he-man should constantly outsmart him
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martin pichlmair @martinpi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We're launching Sparrow Warfare on November 16th! Mark the date in your calendar. The birds will need you! The storyteller will hate you. store.steampowered.com/news/app/347...
store.steampowered.com
Sparrow Warfare - Launch date announcement: November 16th 2026 - Steam News
Our deckbuilder x boss rush game is ready for liftoff featuring 178 wildtiles, 106 birds, and 3 playable characters.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I might not have won, but you can be damn sure I did a lot of surveilling 👁️
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s a real shame Thiel has to fight with the Catholic Church when they could unite around common interests like endangering teenage boys
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Repping the Fatehold colours 🤍💙
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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 25/09/2026
I AM CONVERTING A HERD OF WILD HORSES TO CHRISTIANITY TO FULFILL A LIFELONG DREAM FOR MANY OF US: A BRAND OF GELATIN THAT UNDERSTANDS THE CONCEPT OF SIN.
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who’s up scrying and surveilling??
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Them: A United Ireland needs a new National flag that everyone can unite behind! Me: Way ahead of you
The Starry Plough
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pissing off everyone at the Reality Fracture prerelease event by saying “Oh, it’s himself!” every time a Jace is played
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Carl Kinsella @carlkinsella.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
okay so it’s the meme of Don Draper going “that’s what the money is for” but I’ve covered the word money with the part of the Irish flag that’s orange
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“I’m a healer, but…”
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did you know that there’s an official Blizzard-made Blocklist for Dudes who Suck? Google “Blizzard BDS” to find out more!
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Interesting MTG Art @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me: "Hey, none of my packs had a Jace token, and I need one for my prerelease deck. Do you have one I can use?" Person: "Oh no, I didn't pull a Jace token either. I did pull a James token, though, if that will work."
James
Token Plane's Walker — James
0 starting loyalty

Effects: -1: Surveillance 1.
-3: Draw some card.

Flavor text: "I'm James, the brains guy." —James
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The new Ocarina of Time remake looks great!
REAL WEB LEGENDS
Carter’s Quest
Act 1
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You’re serving Konstrari?? The Multiverse is in peril and you’re serving Konstrari??
Konstrari Improviser Heartstring PullerHeartwood CrafterInspired Tethermage
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thinking about the period of time where the press were doing everything they could to smear Luigi Mangione and what they managed to come out with was “He likes making sex tapes”
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