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Andrew

@swandre3000.bsky.social
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podcaster (Friends at the Table & Media Club Plus), aspiring amateur woodworker, sports, etc. etc. etc.

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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Andrew @swandre3000.bsky.social · 2h
Mike Tomlin having one Minecraft city he's been working on for 12 years that he loves dearly and could talk about for hours is really doing wonders for my theory that autism is hyper-represented in football coaches.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 3h
I read a couple hundred death penalty cases for a case once and I think you’d all be shocked at how often this happens. The death penalty is one of the cruelest things in our system, an obvious violation of the 8th amendment cruel and unusual punishment clause, but we just love to kill.
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 03/06/2026
okay but these days it’s more like this
miserable guy on bus says “i probably lack something fundamental that makes you human”

happy guy goes “i probably lack something fundamental that makes you human “
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 6h
It's wrestling night in the hearts of fans, friends, and family across the world. Rest in Peace PAC.
Ben Satterley AKA PAC tweets: throw your heart out in front of you and run ahead to catch it.
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 6h
The failed state vibes have become stronger than you can imagine
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(PEPEGR∆PHIX) 📺✨ @pepesalot.bsky.social · 7h
I made a thing for my gunpla. ✨
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 8h
A policy expert described Education Secretary Linda McMahon’s push in favor of private schools as a “great American heist,” funneling money from public schools: “It’s a strategic theft of the future of our country, our kids and our democracy.” (Published Oct. 2025)
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These Activists Want to Dismantle Public Schools. Now They Run the Education Department.
Under Trump, the Department of Education has been bringing in activists hostile to public schools. It could mean a new era of private and religious schools boosted by tax dollars — and the end of publ...
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 15h
Yesterday, Trump’s America dot gov site answered factual questions like “who won the 2020 election” accurately. Today, it no longer does.
Daniel Dale 
@ddale8
X.com
Yesterday, asked about its chatbot's many debunkings of Trump, the White House said it "will continue to be updated to provide more features, resources, and the most accurate information from the federal government."
Today...lots of accurate answers have been simply forbidden, with the chatbot framing information like who won the 2020 election as forbidden "political commentary." x.com/ddale8/status/...

Daniel Dale * @ddale8 • 20m
Yesterday: Trump administration chatbot says it's not true that Trump inherited the worst inflation in history.
Today: Says it can't answer such questions...
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Andrew @swandre3000.bsky.social · 14h
98th percentile on the Krillion today, I almost unlocked my third eye
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the brand safety panopticon has come to twitch
Streamers, wary of both AI and YouTube’s infuriatingly un-transparent hall of mirrors, are not enthused about this new development.

“Ohhh so that’s why ad revenue dropped,” longtime streamer JP "itmeJP" McDaniel said on Twitter.  

“I’m genuinely worried that the sheer fact that I’m a lesbian will cause the AI to remove ads,” said Vtuber LuminusRed. “In the past I’ve tested it and confirmed that I get less ad money if I had queer-related tags on my stream like ‘lesbian,’ so I am worried this dumb AI monitoring will mean I no longer get money from ads on Twitch.”
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 29/09/2026
i need the global economy to collapse so sports teams are cheap enough to be owned by moderately rich weirdo eccentrics rather than billionaire evildoers again
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 29/09/2026
so we're approaching a world where every american sports franchise is valued so highly that all 120ish of them are all gonna be owned by the same 30 guys/groups right like we're already halfway there but we will be completely there by 2040
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you don't think they're gonna side with Trump on some 11th hour hail Mary to not seat the midterm winners or just stop them altogether or throw out all mail ballots, man I don't know what to tell you. They will. They will do whatever he wants.
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Andrew @swandre3000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no.
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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 29/09/2026
AEW is amazing at tribute shows, and I really wish we didn’t know that.
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wait, the cult-like, billionaire-pushed school that has driven kids to mental health breakdowns and that families have fled in droves? Read the Wired story about it here www.wired.com/story/ai-tea...
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 29/09/2026
he look like he was at the battle of naboo
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Sid Menon @beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · 01/10/2024
if there's anything i've learned after 15 years in this goddamn city, it's that finding someone who isn't a scumbag or a liar is harder than finding a thimble, a clock, a hula hoop, an hourglass, a picture frame, a duvet cover, a cookie tin, a claw hammer, a basketball, a toothbr
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sam @samthielman.com · 28/09/2026
remarkably quick journey from "do I need WhatsApp so I can communicate safely" to "do I need to take WhatsApp off my phone and factory reset it so I can communicate safely"
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🏒🧛🏻‍♀️Ashley Harlequin🧛🏻‍♀️🏒 @misskittyf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I already have been feeling sad today even before the news, but I had managed to hold off breaking down crying until Mustafa posted this…
A post from Mustafa Ali with a picture of PAC glaring at the camera with the caption “Long live the King.
Ben protected and took care of the cruiserweight brothers every week. I will never forget his kindness. I will never forget the feeling of realizing he is the absolute best all around performer I have been in the ring with. I will never forget him standing up to the machine.
I will never forget our King.
Rest easy, Ben.”
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Andrew @swandre3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hell yeah dude
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kuraine @lena.fyi · 26/09/2026
i am begging people to make gamefaqs for new releases... make me an ascii map, even be opinionated about how much you hate a certain mechanic, anything to save us from 500 websites listing the same information chock full of ads
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Joseph Zucker @josephzucker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 26/09/2026
heard zelda gave link The Formula now he's having a baby. i think thats what breath of the wild is about i've seen the art you guys retweet
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Andrew @swandre3000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IM SORRY MAMA I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOUUU I NEVER MEANT TO MAKE YOU CRY BUT TONIGHT, I'M -
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ninevehgames.bsky.social @ninevehgames.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world
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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is ALSO Gavin Newsom
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hey just curious where did the “protect women athletes” crowd get off to
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nice handsome boy @edward86.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
its nuts that you can throw 30 interceptions in a single season in the modern nfl, also be a sex pest, and still have the level of job security and fan-favorite-ness that jameis winston has
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We live in a golden age of statements from video game companies that sound like estranged family explaining that they know they fucked up, they’ve worked on themselves, and they’re gonna do better now. And it’s only been a month since they told everyone to go fuck themselves and did a burnout.
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Andrew @swandre3000.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can't go back to watching the Vikings ever play a normal NFL defense man. They got me hooked on that crazy shit Brian Flores is peddling every week.
A screencap of a tweet that reads: Brian Flores and the Vikings defense handed Ben Johnson his worst game by offensive success rate since Johnson started calling plays, per 
@SumerSports
 

This was also Johnson's 6th worst game by EPA/Play and the lowest in a matchup with Flores' unitA meme: 
A man wearing a Vikings hat says "Thank you for changing my life" to a picture of Brian Flores, who says "I'm literally just Brian Flores"
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Andrew @swandre3000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Limp Bizkit performed the following back to back to back tonight: Rollin' My Way Take A Look Around brother I ascended to nu-metal heaven
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Felipe Pepe @felipepepe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
These things really bother me because games journalists are always saying they're pro-union. Well, Japan's game industry doesn't has mass layoffs because of the work of labor unions! Of strikes! But here we are, rewriting that history into "Japanese CEOs are nicer". Kill the neoliberal inside you.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did indeed
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Andrew @swandre3000.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
EXCUSE ME WHILST THE COLDEST AI GENERATED WHITE GIRL IN THE GAME SPEAKS A LITTLE CANTONESE TONIGHT
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 19/09/2026
Logo goes so hard
Hutto High School Hippos logo
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 19/09/2026
Oracle is already teetering near fallen angel status (downgrade to junk, pension funds have to dump) as I said a few months ago. How do you possibly believe, at this point, that AI isn’t a massive and unstable financial bubble?
However, efforts to offload the debt to a broader group of investors have hit a wall due to concerns around Oracle's massive borrowing and declining
creditworthiness. The debt secured a private investment-grade rating from credit rating agencies.
Oracle's corporate credit rating currently sits one notch above junk following a downgrade from S&P in July. Banks were now forced to hold more Oracle-linked project debt on their balance sheets than initially planned, the people said.
Last week, Oracle's 82-year-old co-founder Larry Ellison abruptly cancelled a $7.5bn share-trading plan without explanation.
Oracle's stock has plunged 50 per cent since it unveiled its $300bn deal with OpenAI a
year ago.
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Mags Display Name @mags.colvett.online · 18/09/2026
“I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM” is going to be psychically load-bearing for the rest of my life I fear
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I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM!!!! LIFE IS NEITHER INDIFFERENT NOR CARING!!!! SHE IS ONLY MOTION!!!! BROTHER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! OR SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
⚠️ The US almost went to war with China because of a false report generated with AI
cnn.com
Exclusive: US military had close call after using AI for false intelligence report, sources say | CNN Politics
The episode shows the risks of using this new, relatively poorly understood technology in the middle of the Iran war
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Imagine sucking so hard at your job that "Everyone is making fun of this dork because his ideas suck so hard" becomes a trending topic on the website you work for.
Screenshot of bluesky trending topics:

5. Bluesky plans toxicity scores. Users mock Aaron Rodericks' plan to rate accounts by toxicity and limit visibility
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Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Reminder: voter fraud is not a thing. Voter suppression is.
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