Reposted by g-hogesJon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 10/05/2023Wife: use the newspaper to get that spider down Me *reads the news out loud* Spider *depressed* holy shit 81525386
Reposted by g-hogesDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When you have no concept of how people engage with music 5778148870
Reposted by g-hogesCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Every time a left-handed person sees an actor on TV or in a movie writing with their left handstatic.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!' 1012711
Reposted by g-hogesTrail Hiking Australia @trailhiking.com.au · 28/09/2026After many years in the making, my thoughts and observations have finally come together in one book… 111
Reposted by g-hogesNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3443141213
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Take up cycling they say. It's a fun, low impact sport 😅 010
Reposted by g-hogesHogesonline @hogesonline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When one of your favourite posters' team just won their semifinals in the NRL and you know you might have to hear about it quite a lot. I expect it was because of the jersey wearing at the end of "if you're listening" @mattbevan.bsky.social Congrats. 031
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I mean, this interpretation is not entirely inaccurate? The cover does have more of a Huey Lewis and the News vibe though. 010
Reposted by g-hogesEscape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 18/09/2026From 1900 to 1943, tens of thousands of Parisians would watch 'triporteurs' race along the city's boulevards. This Sunday, it happens again. escapecollective.com/return-of-th...escapecollective.comThe return of Paris's forgotten cargo trike racesFrom 1900 to 1943, tens of thousands of Parisians would watch 'triporteurs' race along the city's boulevards. This Sunday, it happens again. 0204
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Ok America, I have a serious question. Was question 37 in that dialect quiz written by AI, or set up to troll foreigners, or what? These options are... out there. #dialect #quiz #pineappleRain 110
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I'm not at all biased but this talk is so much fun! Cryptic crosswords, code golf and mind bending, pun-tastic fun! 030
Reposted by g-hogesCAMERON WILSON @cameronwilson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It was great speaking to so many people after my PyConAU keynote speech about my reporting on how Australians feel about AI, and what that means for people working with it. If there's anyone who I missed, there's plenty of ways to contact me at www.cameronwilson.co... ! 2193
Reposted by g-hogesTom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Kid just got home from overnight camp (phone free) and again him and his friend “we really didn’t miss them at all, we had stuff to do” KIDS DON’T ALWAYS WANT TO BE ON SCREENS - they just need places to go and ways to get there independently. 318530
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I started reading a second hand copy of Ann Leckie's Ancillary Justice on the plane last night and found an unexpected extra character! #scifi #spider 020
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 12/08/2026How is the second question NOT "how did it taste?". C'mon, do it for science! 010
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I have been cens'd! Surely that's the appropriate form? "census-ed" just looks wrong. #censusNight #Australia 021
Reposted by g-hogesHogesonline @hogesonline.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Installed #projectivy as my home screen on the tv today and I am already 20% less angry. 011
Reposted by g-hogesAmanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I thought she was crazy at the time but in hindsight my mom was right that you do actually have to clean up before the cleaning lady can come 1664519
Reposted by g-hogesJulia @foxgrrl.northsky.social · 01/08/2026Online music streaming service: "We have a billion songs!" Me: "Awesome! I want to hear a song released on July 27, 1997" Online service: "No. You can't search by date" Me: "Oh, ok then I want <song title> by <artist>" Online service: "Here's 300 popular recommendations unrelated to your query" 1051744189
Reposted by g-hoges🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I said what about Breakfast at Jimothy’s 7611112
Reposted by g-hogesEllie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 29/05/2025The problem with riding bikes is that a lot of the time when you’re not riding bikes, you’re just thinking, “Fuck, I’d rather be riding bikes than the bullshit that I’m currently doing.” 523941
Reposted by g-hogesNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Rainier Cherries the 2 weeks each year they have them at my Costco $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying 331825131
Reposted by g-hogesshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 28/06/2026next time you hear someone “throws like a girl” this is what you should assume they mean 883317655
Reposted by g-hogesÓlafur Waage @olafurw.com · 24/06/2026I've gone this far without learning what sunk-cost fallacy is, so I'm not starting now. 313218
Reposted by g-hogesSam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 16/12/2025It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday The unholy thing shambles in He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me His white teeth make a musical din Sing us a song, you’re the piano man Your skin is a wooden facade You’ve brass pedals for hands And your hair’s copper strands Give unbearable insult to god 5608155
Reposted by g-hogesTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Someone asked which muppet is most out of pocket on Sesame Street in the wake of the Knicks win. While there are lots of good answers, we actually have photographic evidence for this one 75266998
Reposted by g-hogesMatt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Idea for servos: set up a way to order a coffee at the bowser and then it’s ready when you go in to pay. This would get me 100% of the times I go to a servo 5445
Reposted by g-hogesAlex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 10/06/2026The place I donate blood gives points that you can exchange for gas cards which means I actually know the current exchange rate of blood for oil. Blood is going for 20.618 times an equivalent amount of oil. 533696903
Reposted by g-hogesDavid Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Please - get every Kirsty you know to call ABC 774 Victoria tonight after 830. Trying to set a world record for a young UK Kirsty living with a brain tumour. Our number 1300-222-774 01519
Reposted by g-hogesBruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 09/06/2026grabbing every small business owner I can find by the shoulders and yelling directly into their faces that IF I DON'T HAVE AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT I CAN'T SEE ANY OF YOUR SHIT GET A FUCKING WEBSITE 7964722336
Reposted by g-hogesHogesonline @hogesonline.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Streaming services have always been pretty bad at giving me a playlist based on vibes without repeats or weirdness but being served "slop" in amongst real #music is unforgivable. I'm out. 021
Reposted by g-hogesREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 20/12/2024all foxes arrive in kit form 22525147
Reposted by g-hogesNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I wrote a little piece about why Sonny Rollins was a consummate artist, and what that tells us about the difference between art and AI slop publiccomment.blog/p/saxophone-...publiccomment.blogSaxophone ColossusRIP to Sonny Rollins, a human artist 14614
Reposted by g-hogesCool Bike Art @coolbikeart1.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Now they've got CGI, but in the olden days frogs and pigs had to learn how to ride bikes just like everybody else. Happy #BicycleBirthday to the man who gave movement and voice to Miss Piggy, Fozzie, and Animal (not to mention Yoda), Frank Oz! Born May 25, 1944 From The Great Muppet Caper (1981) 2609
Reposted by g-hogesHogesonline @hogesonline.bsky.social · 25/05/2026My talk "Cryptic crosswords, Code golf and Learning the rules of a language" has been accepted by @pyconau.bsky.social Squee! I have already asked @liam_runnalls of permission to use some clues. This is going to be fun! 094
Reposted by g-hogesMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/05/2026Godspeed, Stephen Colbert. Ten Words Ending with a Silent ‘T’ www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/ten...merriam-webster.comTen Words Ending with a Silent ‘T’Spoiler alert: they all come from French 28741136
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Clearly time for a re-watch! Also side note, hang on to your DVDs folks! In Australia it's currently streaming on 4 different platforms, coincidentally none of the ones that I'm signed up to... 021
Reposted by g-hogesRobbie Buck @robbieb.bsky.social · 18/05/2026G'day lovers of fabulous community radio. I wanted to let you know that the petition to save Sydney's 2SER-FM is on the way to 6K signatures. YEE HAW. if you haven't signed, you know what to do.. c.org/ZyxhprvTLkc.orgSign the PetitionSave 2SER-FM 42919
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Just saw @mattbevan.bsky.social talk about his new book _If You're Listening (Declassified)_ at @gleebooks.bsky.social in Sydney. Can confirm that he's as enthralling in real life as he is on the podcast, and his Winston Churchill is something to behold 110
Reposted by g-hogesThe Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 14/05/2026What’s this I hear of the Oxford comma now being categorized as evidence of using AI? I find such suggestions to be presumptuous, inappropriate, and offensive. 3167553
Reposted by g-hogeskourge the jafnhár 🏳️🌈 @kourge.net · 12/05/2026enough. i’m tired of github actions. it’s time for github consequences 302577665
Reposted by g-hogesJill Weinberger @jillybobww.bsky.social · 12/05/2026The real message of Frogger is the dangers of commuting in a city that doesn't have reliable public transit. 283941838
Reposted by g-hogesjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/05/2026earlier this morning at the gym i was on a beastie boys kick and i was reflecting on how their music — which i discovered at like 10 — is a constitutive part of my personality, from my sensibilities to my politics and general demeanor towards the world 170293793