Reposted by g-hogesHogesonline @hogesonline.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is what oxymoron always makes me think of: 021
Reposted by g-hogesLucy Bellwood @lubellwoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I never tire of “None for me, thanks, I’m driving” when turning anything down. (Best deployment: an elderly friend offered me some of her lipstick during a funeral. She absolutely lost it.) 639142
Reposted by g-hogesHogesonline @hogesonline.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Google: "There's no such word as 'flanny' did you mean 'fanny'?" Me: That's going to dramatically change the meaning of my message to my husband asking if he knows where my flannelette shirt is. 011
Reposted by g-hogesJon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 10/05/2023Wife: use the newspaper to get that spider down Me *reads the news out loud* Spider *depressed* holy shit 81565396
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My Favourite Things is a *very* close second, but it would have to be A Love Supreme for me too. But like @birdlives1.bsky.social said: Jesus, dude! 020
Reposted by g-hogesDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When you have no concept of how people engage with music 5828259887
Reposted by g-hogesCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Every time a left-handed person sees an actor on TV or in a movie writing with their left handstatic.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!' 1012711
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Looks excellent! Do you have a pink to buy, or a preferred bookseller? 010
Reposted by g-hogesTrail Hiking Australia @trailhiking.com.au · 28/09/2026After many years in the making, my thoughts and observations have finally come together in one book… 111
Reposted by g-hogesNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3443901230
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yes, but how good would Wout look in the last white + rainbow bands jersey? 030
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Take up cycling they say. It's a fun, low impact sport 😅 010
Reposted by g-hogesHogesonline @hogesonline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When one of your favourite posters' team just won their semifinals in the NRL and you know you might have to hear about it quite a lot. I expect it was because of the jersey wearing at the end of "if you're listening" @mattbevan.bsky.social Congrats. 031
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I mean, this interpretation is not entirely inaccurate? The cover does have more of a Huey Lewis and the News vibe though. 010
Reposted by g-hogesEscape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 18/09/2026From 1900 to 1943, tens of thousands of Parisians would watch 'triporteurs' race along the city's boulevards. This Sunday, it happens again. escapecollective.com/return-of-th...escapecollective.comThe return of Paris's forgotten cargo trike racesFrom 1900 to 1943, tens of thousands of Parisians would watch 'triporteurs' race along the city's boulevards. This Sunday, it happens again. 0204
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I am waiting for a copy of Headz in the mail right now, having foolishly sold my vinyl copy of each of these some 20 years ago... 010
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Also real talk, I need a cover of Purple Rain but Pineapple Rain. Sorry Prince. 010
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Ok America, I have a serious question. Was question 37 in that dialect quiz written by AI, or set up to troll foreigners, or what? These options are... out there. #dialect #quiz #pineappleRain 110
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Got a response from Aust Post. The final para reads: "...We apologise if the activation has left you disappointed. We appreciate you taking the time to share your feedback, which has been noted and will be taken into consideration as part of future planning and partnership decisions." <sigh> 100
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I'm not at all biased but this talk is so much fun! Cryptic crosswords, code golf and mind bending, pun-tastic fun! 030
Reposted by g-hogesCAMERON WILSON @cameronwilson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It was great speaking to so many people after my PyConAU keynote speech about my reporting on how Australians feel about AI, and what that means for people working with it. If there's anyone who I missed, there's plenty of ways to contact me at www.cameronwilson.co... ! 2193
Reposted by g-hogesTom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Kid just got home from overnight camp (phone free) and again him and his friend “we really didn’t miss them at all, we had stuff to do” KIDS DON’T ALWAYS WANT TO BE ON SCREENS - they just need places to go and ways to get there independently. 318530
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I started reading a second hand copy of Ann Leckie's Ancillary Justice on the plane last night and found an unexpected extra character! #scifi #spider 020
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Top 10 lists are a fools errand for sure, but I can't tell you how much I love seeing The Necks and Natural Information Society on this list! They're both so distinctive (and awesome). I hope your friend is hooked! 030
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Woah, back up a second. You wrote a book with Questlove?! I am buying that shit for myself right now, even if I am fifty-somethin years old 030
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Love seeing your byline on Escape Collective Peter! This is such a wonderful story 160
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 12/08/2026How is the second question NOT "how did it taste?". C'mon, do it for science! 010
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I have been cens'd! Surely that's the appropriate form? "census-ed" just looks wrong. #censusNight #Australia 021
Reposted by g-hogesHogesonline @hogesonline.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Installed #projectivy as my home screen on the tv today and I am already 20% less angry. 011
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Surely that will only take you (and someone else) about 9 months? 120
Reposted by g-hogesAmanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I thought she was crazy at the time but in hindsight my mom was right that you do actually have to clean up before the cleaning lady can come 1664519
Reposted by g-hogesJulia @foxgrrl.northsky.social · 01/08/2026Online music streaming service: "We have a billion songs!" Me: "Awesome! I want to hear a song released on July 27, 1997" Online service: "No. You can't search by date" Me: "Oh, ok then I want <song title> by <artist>" Online service: "Here's 300 popular recommendations unrelated to your query" 1051743189
Reposted by g-hoges🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I said what about Breakfast at Jimothy’s 7611111
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 19/07/2026That's a great description! Watched on a plane with no context and loved it. 000
Reposted by g-hogesEllie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 29/05/2025The problem with riding bikes is that a lot of the time when you’re not riding bikes, you’re just thinking, “Fuck, I’d rather be riding bikes than the bullshit that I’m currently doing.” 523941
g-hoges @g-hoges.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I just had a quick look at how much it would cost to re-buy after a similarly flawed decision and ... Woah. 010
Reposted by g-hogesNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Rainier Cherries the 2 weeks each year they have them at my Costco $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying 331825131
Reposted by g-hogesshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 28/06/2026next time you hear someone “throws like a girl” this is what you should assume they mean 883316655
Reposted by g-hogesÓlafur Waage @olafurw.com · 24/06/2026I've gone this far without learning what sunk-cost fallacy is, so I'm not starting now. 313218