Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/10/2024and finally, and most importantly, AS CALLED IN FRANCE: 27659151
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Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026In my day, $18 of Taco Bell was enough food to kill you. 5172901254
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.social'viktor shtrum' @viktorshtrum.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Remember kids, De Blasio is watching. He's always watching. 519833
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialRudbeckia @rudbeckia.bsky.social · 28/12/2025I have had multiple west coast family members ask me “if that Baltimore bridge is fixed yet” … 292
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 20/12/2025also wolf parade is apparently some kind of millenial tear duct sleeper awakening trick 7942
fuzzyratbutt.bsky.social @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.social · 18/11/2025When I finally trim my background video to 29.4 MB for Webflow without it looking like garbagemedia.tenor.coma cartoon character from bob 's burgers is laughing and saying yes in front of a fire background .Alt: Louise Belcher cackling, wild-eyed, with fire behind her, screaming ‘Yes!’ 020
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 31/10/2025LOGGING ON 636988
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/09/2025A good horror movie thing is when a guy has to shove his hand into a hole. You never know what that hole has in store for him! 5484768
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 21/08/2025This is Tuffy. He is the only example of taking up the whole sidewalk that is not only justifiable, but encouraged. 14/10 (IG: mypittuffy) 532188842406
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2025I talked to Wired for A LONG time about how The Onion works now and also alluded to some very stupid, very fun things coming very soon. www.wired.com/story/uncann... 321961165
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.social💀 Texas Lanesaw Massacree 💀 @runnerlane.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Andre, you mean to tell me the 2025 Orioles: - were down 3-0 - broke up a no-hitter with a solo HR - went on to score 3 more runs and walk it off - all with 2 outs in the bottom of the ninth? 56812
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 17/09/2025psst 030341
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialMy Password is Louvre @bmceuen.bsky.social · 14/09/2025It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. 417320
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialSarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Wild to me that the thing that finally resulted in the anti-vaxxers winning was a deadly pandemic that demonstrated the true magic of vaccines in front of everyone’s eyes 926443
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 29/08/2025If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me 173133263882
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 29/08/2025RFK. Blown away. Windmills do not work that way. 71488
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 29/08/2025This makes me feel really safe, thanks 2530446
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 22/08/2025this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like 36191748726
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialHerb @herbwilson.bsky.social · 26/10/2023quote skeet with a picture of street graffiti from your phone 41068
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 13/08/2025starting to get concerned that our news media isn't meeting the current moment 342059301
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialm @keptsimple.bsky.social · 12/08/2025crime is rampant in DC 283797470
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialamdiamanti @amdiamanti.bsky.social · 31/07/2025All of Martha's Vineyard, including the cops:media.tenor.comWe Hate You Josh Peck GIFAlt: Gif of Josh Peck screaming "We Hate You" 11046
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 24/07/2025They should invent a stuffed animal that doesn't whisper sinister coded instructions to you at night time 21129
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialMelissa Schober @melissaschober.bsky.social · 20/07/2025It has been FIVE YEARS since the COO told WYPR that an extra 10 minutes commute time leads to absenteeism and transfers because students lack timely and safe routes to school. www.wypr.org/wypr-news/20... And in FIVE YEARS we've had zero action from the Board to reallocate resources to help kids.wypr.orgProposed Baltimore Bus Route Cuts Are “Impactful,” State Transit Head SaysTransit officials, school officials and transit riders appeared virtually before the Baltimore City Council Wednesday night to discuss the Maryland… 132
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialLiz Whitmere @lizwhitmere.bsky.social · 16/07/2025just wrote a cover letter, tailored my resume, filled out alllllll the shit on a job application, clicked “next” and was met with “please link to a social media post you created that has gone viral with more than 10,000 views. if you do not have this, please do not apply.” 7157977
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialblaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 28/06/2025“Wow we have a whole day at home without the kids. You know what that means…” *waggles eyebrows suggestively* *we both start shoving McDonald’s plastic toys and construction paper crafts into garbage bags* 727910
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialJoshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 25/06/2025"This being on TV I consider a victory for the shitposter community" 254293697
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialSexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 24/06/2025🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 IF YOU ARE IN LINE TO STOMP ON CUOMO'S DICK, STAY IN LINE 735061
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialMEActMaryland @meactmaryland.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Cooling centers docs.google.com/document/d/1... Anne Arundel Police departments, senior centers & libraries are serving as cooling centers. www.aacounty.org/emergency-ma... Baltimore City Senior centers, libraries, non-profits & churches are open. Call 311 or health.baltimorecity.gov/coderedinfoaacounty.orgCooling Relief | Anne Arundel County Government 101
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialZeke Cohen @zekecohen.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Baltimore is under a dangerous heat wave. Cooling centers are open across the city—free A/C, water, and relief. Find one near you in the link below: t.co/KsJwqxcnxh 064
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 17/05/2025What's your level of concern on a scale of zero to this picture of my cat? 1893410269
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take 137358365320
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 08/04/2025held in contempt for repeatedly saying "if it pleasures the court" 1149335
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 24/03/2025 82101131328
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Roses are red Violets are blue 24686096013406
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I found where they’re conserving you 6994151871
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Put me out of my misery. 2997337716
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialDripped Out Trade Unionists @uniondrip.bsky.social · 18/02/2025There's a union out there called AFSCME and they're busting their balls for you doing a lot of shit work you take for granted 201315434
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 06/02/2025cat calls 517599647
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialMel (FORTUNE'S WEAVE SPOILERS) @wildhornedhermit.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Fuck yeah look at this thing 5038441693
fuzzyratbutt.bsky.social @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Softest belleh, courtesy of Undie @chloeph.bsky.social 030
fuzzyratbutt.bsky.social @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.social · 09/01/2025One Weird Trick to change your presidential legacy 1121
Reposted by @fuzzyratbutt.bsky.socialJemele Hill @jemelehill.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I’d love to know where these people get their information because the person they think they voted for literally doesn’t exist. 73724104
