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Out in the green and pleasant land. My dog is the boss of me.

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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 6h
@duncanhall.net I think you’d like the improved cream to stuff ratio here
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
LOL @ BBC vs Guardian titles of the same story:
Screenshotted clip of a BBC news article titled "Very hot drinks may damage the food pipe and increase cancer risk", illustrated by a person removing a tea strainer ball from a blue and white pottery mugScreenshot of a Guardian newpaper article titled "Drinking very hot drinks could triple risk of oesophageal cancer, study finds". Illustrated by a person wearing a cable knit jumper, holding a mug containing a hot drink
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Must-read piece from @kylietcheung.bsky.social: Mike Mazzei is likely to become the nation’s first sitting governor to openly endorse jailing abortion patients
jessica.substack.com
The Likely Next Oklahoma Gov. Wants to Jail Abortion Patients
Mike Mazzei would be the nation’s first openly ‘abolitionist’ governor
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
What an actual load of bullshit.
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
*A train arrives in Belgrade with a Russian and a Frenchman on board *The Russian says, "Good God, this must be Paris!" and the Frenchman says, "Mon Dieu, this must be Moscow." #actualBelgradejoke
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The way that everyone sees fantom AI in original work now is such a fucked up secondary downstream AI nightmare consequence. People can’t critically identify real art any longer and so everything gets accused of not being original. I don’t know how we climb out of this hole.
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Cian McCarthy @arealmofwonder.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"Remember, when you leave this Earth, you can take with you nothing that you have received—only what you have given: a full heart, enriched by honest service, love, sacrifice, and courage." ~ St. Francis of Assisi
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Worst 3 cars I ever see, in order of contempt: Teslas (especially if painted white), those bubbly new shaped Land Rovers, Mini Coopers with Union Jack detailing. Also rans: The Volvo X90, anything Ssangyong because it looks like you 3d printed your own car, and Audi station wagons.
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ceej @ceej.online · 15/07/2026
was reminded of the time I got into an argument with a stranger on facebook about daylight saving time whose sole position was that we should just constantly adjust working hours to whenever the sun goes up and down and when I looked at his profile it said his job was “MANAGER at PUSSY EATING”
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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You might need this little soapstone carving of a whale today… (1200-1600 CE, Chumash culture, California, held at Musée des Beaux Arts, Montreal)
A little smily soapstone carving of a whale by Chumash culture, circa 1200-1600 CE, California
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Nina Willburger @drnwillburger.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
An arrowhead made of #meteorite iron: around 1,500 BC, a meteorite struck #Estonia. A fragment of it arrived - presumably in the baggage of an amber trader - at what is now Lake Biel, #Switzerland. An arrowhead was then made there from the cosmic iron. From Mörigen, 900-800 BC. 📷️ me
A corroded metal arrowhead displayed upright on a thin stand. The triangular point is heavily weathered and rough, with two short side barbs extending from the base. Its surface shows a mottled texture of rust and mineral deposits, giving it an uneven, pitted appearance
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Yeah that
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hey, fellas, before you write that white hot take about how rape is such a tricky thing and, I mean, who can really say what happened and, you know, maybe we should not be too judgmental, I'd like to remind you that instead you can simply shut the fuck up.
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Feeling so goddamned blessed atm
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
LOL Greens will stand aside for Count Binface, at least
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This point needs to be made over and again: The main purpose of wealth taxes should not be to raise revenue. That's a small and secondary benefit. The main purpose should be to *reduce the fortunes of the ultrarich*. Why? Because those fortunes present a massive threat to democracy and public life.
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
*A great many everyday people work in those refineries, and the damage must be impressive and extensive, and there would seem to be a lot of different good reasons to document it *So thousands of photographs and videos must exist, so why are they seemingly never circulated, or stolen, or leaked
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jessica jonestown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THE ACKROOMS
Cathy in the backrooms
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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal
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V S @dragonaerie.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Please. Read. This. 🧵
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Rape and sex crime conviction rates are one problem; the mostly laughable sentences are another.
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Isn’t the first problem with the Rochdale grooming guy the fact he only got 14 years in jail for 30 child sex offences?!
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
On Damnatio Memoriae and de-Trumpification. (Gift link) Been waiting for this one to go up. Please read and share.
startribune.com
Perry: How should the U.S. remember its would-be autocrat once he leaves the White House?
"When some emperors died," David M. Perry writes, "successors condemned their memory, ordering statues smashed, their faces scrubbed from portraits, their names erased from inscriptions and their lega...
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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Thanks, SCOTUS!
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jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
let’s take acid and live stream on our linkedins
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 29/06/2026
"i used ai to make a video of an animal that people thought was real!" ok but why
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Also if anyone knows of a pair of turntable flight cases at knockdown prices, lmk
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Listen. I am so sorry to say this. That is a hilarious line.
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Shopping for flight cases for my turntables. Delving into the world of used DJ gear always feels so charged, like excavating the history of a thousand youthful dreams abandoned. "Perfect condition" "Stored for ages, must make room" "Battered but functional" "Vintage from the 90s" 🥹
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I could really do with a bandcamp Friday thingy today
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Ben Austwick @benaustwick.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
They're dying outside which AC will make hotter
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Ben Austwick @benaustwick.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Bro thinks we're perishing in our ancient buildings because he has no concept of outside that isn't a mall
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Ahhhh just found out a bunch of vinyl represses are out from a long-standing favourite artist. A bundle costs $100USD or more (Bandcamp) with £17 shipping to UK. BUT the whole bundle only posts when the latest album ships in late August. *complain*
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 25/06/2026
TikTok's latest illegal 'life hack' seems to be 'dispute credit card transactions for free stuff' and legality aside I am here to beg you: Do not do this to small businesses. It really fucks them over in ways you may not be aware of beyond stealing from them (which is, to be clear, what this is).🧵
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The second rule of war in the Big Book of War is never start a two front war
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SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️‍⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Both totally unnecessary and extremely funny that the Guardian has an interactive graphic for you to change the color of the US flag's blue to the color of the Reflecting Pool from 8 to 19 June and counting
Screenshot of the article's graphic, showing color swatches derived from the Earthcam archive, illustration the color of the reflecting pool calibrated against satellite imagery, from 8 June to 19 June 2026. I chose yesterday, 19 June, so it rendered the US American flag with a green hue instead of blue.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 21/06/2026
"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines.
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
'kinell, please don't put pictures of spiders on the feed kthx
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I would like to be able to downvote anything I see on the internet.
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/DZvOZbR... It’s true tho
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Louis Collenette on Instagram: "If I hear one more grifter chatting about misogi 😤 #britishhumour #ukcomedy #parody #comedyskit #orientalism"
35K likes, 197 comments - louiscollenette on June 18, 2026: "If I hear one more grifter chatting about misogi 😤 #britishhumour #ukcomedy #parody #comedyskit #orientalism".
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 19/06/2026
But I was told it was inevitable.
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Norway imposes near ban on AI in elementary school
Norway is imposing a near ban on the use of generative AI tools by elementary school pupils while also restricting their ​use in the education of older children to prevent a ‌negative impact on learni...
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 19/06/2026
I can't believe men, who traditionally foist all childrearing onto women they then cheat on, want kids more than the women, who will have to do the actual work and labor and emotional toil and housework while still needing to be somehow independent and fun, do. I guess it's just a mystery!
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
welcome to seattle, our weed is very strong www.seattletimes.com/sports/world...
Health department to visitors: Be careful with strong WA weed
The Washington State Department of Health is warning visitors that Washington's marijuana products may be stronger than they're used to.
Hospitals have seen an increase in emergency visits related to marijuana, according to the health department, as tens of thousands of tourists visit for the World Cup.
In its World Cup visitors guide, the health department says cannabis potency can vary and recommends starting with a low dose and going slow.
Edibles can take up to three hours to feel the effects, which can last up to 24 hours.
-Paige Cornwell
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
OMG I love horses so so much.
Two phlegmatic alpacas I met today in Somerset.
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Back now, took a break for UK summer
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
YAY YAY YAYYYYYY
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20/05/2026
"Pathetic..."
The cow standing at the ocean from the meme, but the sinking cybertrunk has been comped in.
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Dave @mediocredave.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I don't really buy the 'data analysis' methodology for this but the general observation that the UK far right, including Reform, is getting more vocal about abortion is an important warning to heed. www.opendemocracy.net/aabortion-re...
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Abortion is becoming a new front in Reform UK’s culture war
Following abortion decriminalisation, analysis from openDemocracy and the Fuller Project reveals the UK far right is pushing anti-abortion talking points into mainstream political debate.
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