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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 2h

Wait, do people actually use the faculty lounges? I thought it was customary to hole up in your office.

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Republican candidate's defense: I'll have you know I slapped that pedophile on the wrist, you stupid assholes.

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Would Bruce Wayne be a YIMBY, the most Online(TM) thread in the history of forums locked after 23894723894237894 posts from the same 20 people because they were really annoying.

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dame @dame.is · 28/09/2026

i really really REALLY don’t think you should respond to someone getting death threats by saying “this sucks, but it makes sense because the person telling you to KYS has material and mental conditions that are making them lash out” STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR DEATH THREAT ENJOYERS

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Shenhe: Yeah so I punched a hole in a wok while practicing my stir frying and now my boss thought I should take a break Everyone now acting like this is just a normal thing that happens: Yeah, makes sense. Oh, are they selling cake over there?

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Colphne: I am ready for battle Commander~! >Commander looks at her .38 >Hands her an AK Commander: Here's a real gun (This actually happened in story)

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Technically, me saying "Racism is bad" would be 'controversial' in this political environment

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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This strikes me is a common misunderstanding of the argument for humanities education, which is not that it serves as some sort of individual inoculation, but rather than it produces a citizenry more capable of self-governance when distributed widely, especially for decision-makers of every kind.

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is actually a misconception. Children used to be issued balloons so out-of-town adventurers could quickly identify them. Kind of like an NPC marker. This was flawed for obvious reasons and scrapped. General Motors bought a bunch of balloons and scrapped them for a completely different reason.

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Drinking milk is racist against the Irish." Sorry, I could only afford an early model chatbot that just spews out words at random

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

An exec at Northrop Grumman dusting off some old blue prints after learning China got their hands on critical F-35 parts: We're about to be so back.

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I cannot say what I think about all of this in writing except this: Hostis humani generis

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

For one: going back to most of human history people would be like "Wtf is a chromosome" and not just because they wouldn't understand modern English

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Biden (and Harris) could have swept the 2024 election by bringing back $5 footlongs and at this point I don't even think this is a joke.

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think it's a little racist of the university to just presume the violator will be a Toad

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

>Be an anarchist >Insist anarchy isn't chaos >Cause chaos

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

AnyDesk: Hey, you've been using us a lot. Are you SURE you're not using this for work purposes? Me using it to do Gunsmoke for GFL2: Exilium during my office hours: ...The opposite actually.

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Chair: So this is our dean, Jimmy E- Me: Love your sausages Dean: ...You're fired. Me: Ok, fair.

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Uncle Dave died of heat stroke so does that count

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is why whenever my mom tells me to be careful, I remind her I have health insurance I'm paying for but never use.

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Yes, but have you considered it is barbaric to name a child before they are able to make a rational decision? You should only name your child after they are age 21 so they can consent to their name.

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Peter Lucier @peterlucier.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Periodic reminder that killings absent justification, and outside of armed conflict, is murder. The drone strikes in the carribean and pacific that still are occurring are murder. That government officials are committing murder.

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

What he imagines will get built vs. what will get built

Infamous "Bin Laden Mountain Complex" graphic

Graphic of Saddam Hussein's hiding place

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Depends. Do you want historians 300 years from now to write about about whether a mob of enraged Americans literally ate their President or if that was just hysterical exaggeration?

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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Narnia books as Isekai Manga

1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Said this elsewhere, but "America is the real terrorist" is "Cancel Thanksgiving" x 1000 in terms of political savviness.

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Gotta love Black Swan events (America elects an insane person to be President)

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Well if you can do that for a movie review, I can finally release my review of Disco Elysium

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Big news for the guys who regularly see sex workers who are horses

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You should not hand it to Karl Rove, but yeah, I'll take his vote.

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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

the said democrat Rove is voting for

I am here to fight against the anti-trans bill HB25. It's an attack on transgender, intersex, and non-binary youth at a fragile point in life.

We should fix our energy grid and fight Covid-19, instead of dealing with a made up non-issue that hurts our precious kids.

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andykimnj.bsky.social @andykimnj.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Stop calling this a DC makeover. This is an illegal desecration of our capital and a huge waste of American families’ money. DC is sacred ground, and we shouldn’t minimize the real damage being done.

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Doing a traditional Hmong feast plus Edible Arrangements to avoid buying flowers would be an incredible bit, ngl And, from the sound of things, a delicious one

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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/09/2026

Wedding hack: a traditional Hmong feast is a great way to save on florals, even if we did love our florist

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I would not touch Steve Bannon with a 10 foot pole, except maybe to push him over a ledge

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Helian: Ok what's wrong with them? Persica: Ok so one is a serial killer. Another is going to develop a phobia of robot dogs. Oh, their squad leader is completely new and has imposter syndrome Kryuger: *wiping a tear from his eyes* That's why we hired you Helian: ...I'm quitting

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Persica: I have improved on the T-Doll design. My third generation T-Dolls will have personalities of their own. No need for personality presets. Helian: Oh thank god. We can finally have Tactical Dolls who are normal Persica: ...Well...

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/09/2026

crypto, car dealerships and MLMs. ripe targets for political and policy reasons.

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Your paper after addressing Reviewer 2's concerns

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Me: Well having only 512gb isn't really that much storage >Coworkers stare at me like I just spoke in tongues

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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 13/09/2026

We talk about social media being bad for people because of clout poisoning, but I don’t think anyone has really studied the economics of newsletters and the effects of audience capture on our information ecosystem. The incentives are turbocharged and frequently bad.

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

H: *pointing to Carcano M91/38* What's her personality flaw? IOP Rep: Compulsive liar H: *pointing to A-545* And her? IOP Rep: Alcoholic H: *pointing to TPS* What about her? IOP Rep: Streamer H: *pointing to Suomi* Her? IOP Rep: Racist against Russians H & K: Yeah, fair.

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