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@freshradish.bsky.social
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Out in the green and pleasant land. My dog is the boss of me.

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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 19h
Really not
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 20h
No that’s just racist about white ppl so not really enough ahead?
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 20h
Ugh
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 20h
Tesco finest orange juice with bits is The One
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The problem is less the tech and more the capitalism
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jesus indeed
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh man there no excuse for canned
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You need more insurance to do the cheese roll
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@duncanhall.net I think you’d like the improved cream to stuff ratio here
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ugh tell me about it. I have three beautiful rancho gordo bags of beans and I just can’t get my shit together to cook them
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🧐
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
💀
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is it
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s ok, British is fine. ‘Brit’ sounds really American lol
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nice work
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You have a lovely surname I always thought
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It me
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
thank you!
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A lot of suspense here @benaustwick.bsky.social
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yessss
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yep, women trained to do this almost from birth
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ugh wat
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Are they cukes or courgettes? Have an amazing recipe if the latter
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Reckon so x2
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I HATE IT
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You like them?
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ve listened to your mixes on soundcloud!
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
FOOD PIPE
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
LOL @ BBC vs Guardian titles of the same story:
Screenshotted clip of a BBC news article titled "Very hot drinks may damage the food pipe and increase cancer risk", illustrated by a person removing a tea strainer ball from a blue and white pottery mugScreenshot of a Guardian newpaper article titled "Drinking very hot drinks could triple risk of oesophageal cancer, study finds". Illustrated by a person wearing a cable knit jumper, holding a mug containing a hot drink
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It doesn't make logical sense, but I can see how someone might make the leap
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Honestly I think at least 50% of politicians probably fall into this category
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I really hope that's right! Weird to be rooting for the police!
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
God, there's always somebody on Erowid
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Must-read piece from @kylietcheung.bsky.social: Mike Mazzei is likely to become the nation’s first sitting governor to openly endorse jailing abortion patients
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The Likely Next Oklahoma Gov. Wants to Jail Abortion Patients
Mike Mazzei would be the nation’s first openly ‘abolitionist’ governor
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I loved Turtles as a child 😍
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Woah 4 hrs
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
BE MORE FROG
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
LOL I was the same. The group I was with was like 'yes that is one tiny fraction of the moon'
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
What an actual load of bullshit.
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A hair tie, especially when no one in the house has had long hair for years. Foreign coins.
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
*A train arrives in Belgrade with a Russian and a Frenchman on board *The Russian says, "Good God, this must be Paris!" and the Frenchman says, "Mon Dieu, this must be Moscow." #actualBelgradejoke
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Agree
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The way that everyone sees fantom AI in original work now is such a fucked up secondary downstream AI nightmare consequence. People can’t critically identify real art any longer and so everything gets accused of not being original. I don’t know how we climb out of this hole.
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Nooooo
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Cian McCarthy @arealmofwonder.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"Remember, when you leave this Earth, you can take with you nothing that you have received—only what you have given: a full heart, enriched by honest service, love, sacrifice, and courage." ~ St. Francis of Assisi
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's funny how only words that originally applied to males become gender neutral.
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Award Winning Roasts and DJs @freshradish.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Worst 3 cars I ever see, in order of contempt: Teslas (especially if painted white), those bubbly new shaped Land Rovers, Mini Coopers with Union Jack detailing. Also rans: The Volvo X90, anything Ssangyong because it looks like you 3d printed your own car, and Audi station wagons.
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ceej @ceej.online · 15/07/2026
was reminded of the time I got into an argument with a stranger on facebook about daylight saving time whose sole position was that we should just constantly adjust working hours to whenever the sun goes up and down and when I looked at his profile it said his job was “MANAGER at PUSSY EATING”
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