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bryson dechambaudrillard

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12h
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 15h
I do love the republicans having to be the ones saying 'no that's not real. no, it's more complicated than that.' with the data center and AI shit for once, not gonna lie. this must be what it feels like to be on the other side of the table when they're spreading shit about vaccines or whatever.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 15h
Bud why do you think "gymnasium" is a Latin word
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bryson dechambaudrillard @foundyourball.bsky.social · 14h
hey @pablo.show
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 23h
goblin mask! twenty dollars can buy many peanuts

norman osborn! explain how
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I am once again saying that white flight private schools are engines of fascism, not only because of what they teach, but more importantly you have zero chance of getting your ass beat for being racist.
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Tim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 17h
Actually, a Stone Cold stunner on concrete wouldn’t involve forcibly plowing anyone’s head into anything, but rather driving their jaw into someone’s shoulder with such force that they recoiled and fell onto the concrete back-first, as any student of American culture would know.
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Elreka|BB 🏳️‍⚧️🌵🐴🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇮🇷🇲🇽🇵🇸🇺🇦🇻🇪 @2puru2partisan.bsky.social · 17h
Yet another example of the AmeriKKKan neocolonial empire capturing the the capital of burgeoning nations in the global south
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 17h
Ballpoint pen and colored pencil. 

At the top of the piece we see the delicately drawn branches and leaves of an apple tree. Just beneath the tree limbs, a bat is flying with one of the green apples in its mouth. This is when the morphing begins, reader. A sequence of 13 drawings show the bat morphing into a teeny witch (with completion of the morph around drawing #9). The morphing creates a spiral leading us to the center of the page where the little witch is running towards her basket filled with apples. It’s likely she’ll re-morph into a bat again and the morphing pattern will continue.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 16h
“let em nuke San Diego” is so funny. sir isn’t a third of our entire Navy stationed there
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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A tweet saying “Matcha pilates in bali before a labubu rave” being quoted by someone who posted a picture of Jabba the Hutt.
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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bryson dechambaudrillard @foundyourball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh god I forgot about orchid. I tried for so long to convince myself I liked it, like so many other Tom Morello projects
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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bryson dechambaudrillard @foundyourball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That bar does rule
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 04/10/2026
great strategy mister trump, i encourage you to travel to every battleground race and call the republican an asshole and a bum
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 04/10/2026
Mr. and Dr. Bibberty’s kid? He was like a huge pothead, wasn’t he?
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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bryson dechambaudrillard @foundyourball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this never ended
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
crazy that they got her to do this, considering she's the greatest women's basketball player of all time and therefore presumably participating in the currently ongoing WNBA Playoffs
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notjewelosco.bsky.social @notjewelosco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do you ever think about how society looped back to medicinally branded sodas
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
If the whites were to get rid of the rest of us it would be nothing but peace, quiet, and harmony until 45 minutes later when they start the hair color killings
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jason Benetti: This is what Northwestern wants to see from their running backs this season RG3: Absolutely. Know what he told us this week? A recent devastating breakup has him terrified of all forms of intimacy. Benetti: Don't think that was public knowledge, Rob. RG3: Big third down here!
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A man of taste
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
taxes aren't high enough
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bryson dechambaudrillard @foundyourball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
look, sometimes you think of something
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bryson dechambaudrillard @foundyourball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
she’s doing a whole retrospective album like this
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026
the ghost in the backseat of my car who disappears when I look right at him doesn’t bother me too much. he’s easy enough to ignore, even when I spot his split skull in the rear view briefly illuminated by the headlights of passing cars. he only tries to touch me at night. got a great deal on the car
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 02/10/2026
GO LAS VEGAS FUCK THE FEVER THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT
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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A'ja Wilson: "Regular season's cute"
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bryson dechambaudrillard @foundyourball.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Faces memes”
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bryson dechambaudrillard @foundyourball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
point to any other franchise with as many documented incidents that had no consequence for the attendee in question. everyone knows that you will hear a fan yell hate speech at any sports game in America but c’mon now
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bryson dechambaudrillard @foundyourball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love Angel Music Baby
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Threads is intensely the median-voter platform
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
like I hope it's obvious by now that all the "MeToo went too far!" bleating is because it got rapists in trouble and they don't think rapists should get in trouble.
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bryson dechambaudrillard @foundyourball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is, strangely, an anti-patriarchy. No elders would ever choose these men to succeed them. They are a postmodern accident in ill-fitting suits
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bringing an iced coffee to the country music discourse!! Yall I play too much
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
talking about water use policy is impossible because "AI data centers use a lot of water to cool the computers" sounds way more believable than "they're draining the Great Salt Lake so the Governor of Utah can sell alfalfa to Saudi Arabia" and yet
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 27/09/2026
got my big fat ass stuck in the straight of hormuz sorry everyone
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bryson dechambaudrillard @foundyourball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trump won because “mobilize Latinos” and will now lose because “mobilize Latinos” but again, zero effort by democrats to meaningfully mobilize Latinos
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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bryson dechambaudrillard @foundyourball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kevin Kisner:
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