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Emily m Klassen

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Memory testing : 4190200KB OK Detecting boot volume... Web software person (TypeScript, some rust, python) Stone/brick butch trans menno-dyke. Galatians 6:2 Unceded territories/stolen land of the Coast Salish, Musqueam and Tsleil-Waututh nations (In 🇨🇦)

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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 19h
it’s really underappreciated how utterly sane and reasonable canadian courts are, especially when the case involves a question of human rights
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nvidia's CEO (net worth ~$200B, annual donations <1%) admitted he doesn't know his own zip code, much less his address, and that he doesn't care if kids can do basic math. No "safety" product by such a company should ever be trusted. This message brought to you by #BringBackShame
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc. This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.
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Charlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
people will tell you with a straight face that this is not a genocide. I don’t think the romans were able to raze carthage to the ground like this.
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Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 28/09/2026
This is it, and it’s been happening in tech for the last few years, too. Almost everything has been about some new AI tool or AI feature in an existing one. That’s what the investors wanted to dump their money into.
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Chloe doesn't work very well @addamschloe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everything would be so much easier if I was a. 2012 Honda Civic
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I saw someone earlier today asking about how Rahm Emmanuel keeps getting major-outlet profiles written about his Presidential candidacy despite zero public interest and that's a similar case and one with a, to me, very obvious explanation (Rahm's brother owns a major Hollywood talent agency)
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Jessica Elena @byjessicaelena.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
drew a drawer #art #illustration
A digital drawing of a little brook running through a green landscape with flowers, plants and rocks. There are also some little ladybugs around the drawing.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no they weren't very close to 0% of the SS were hanged the vast, vast seriously vast majority of people who carried out the Holocaust weren't ever punished.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Fietser Brandon @americanfietser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm 1.94m tall and I want this as our car for regional errands, paired with our e-cargo bikes that we use for local errands. Trips further out and the math makes sense to rent a larger vehicle. Smaller and practical design makes sense on our streets and our budgets. 📽️ @electricfelix.eurosky.social
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026
Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation
Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
9/24/26
Nancy is admiring Tattoo Flash in the window of a Tattoo Parlor. She points out that she wants the <3 Mom tattoo flash, but that it should say Aunt instead.
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pipe dreams are fine because all good things come out of pipes.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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Armand's Dad. @soniqstylz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We're in a post-Gawker journalism
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
We had to wait for the....NEW YORK POST to write about this. Y'all know there is so much more where this came from but journalists don't want to dig and people are terrified to speak to any journalist seeing the type of reporting they've been doing
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
spilled iced coffee all over myself interviewing for a job at a bank & an HR recruitment coordinator shouted "this applicant drinking iced coffee" & everyone laughed.
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 25/09/2026
#my9games
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
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DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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Corndog @corndog.ninja · 25/09/2026
here's a slightly-higher-quality image extracted from the Flash file
G👀D Graphics‼
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
raise their goddam taxes holy shit
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Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuck Kalsi Fuck Fanduel Fuck Polymarket And fuck everyone who doesn't see that sports betting is ruining literally everything www.cnn.com/2026/08/28/b...
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Young adults under 21 traded $5 billion on Kalshi this year, amid prediction market frenzy | CNN Business
Young adults between 18 and 21, who are legally barred from most gambling in the US, have traded an estimated $5.4 billion so far this year on the Kalshi prediction market, according to a new CNN anal...
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 25/09/2026
I'm kinda uhh non-orthodox my9games.net/en
My 9 Games

The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am

Super Solvers: Gizmos & Gadgets!
Day of the Tentacle
Need for Speed III: Hot Pursuit
Marshmallow Duel
Civilization: Call to Power
Whiplash
Team Fortress 2
Kentucky Route Zero
Gone Home
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alternatively, you could use WordArt

I'm not even joking!
This is literally cooler, aesthetics be like that

AI art is so rancid it caused a cultural inversion
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Endless Jeopardy @endlessjeopardy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
DON BLUTH ENUNCIATED THIS SOLDIER
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
mini mart
An anthropomorphic hyena and water dragon in a mini mart shopping.
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
COMIC: Batpug!
PANEL 1: Against a sunset purple-to-yellow sky, OSO, a fawn pug dressed in a cape and cowl like Batman, perches on the top of a building.
TEXT: BATPUG! It’s not who I am underneath, but what I DO that defines me.

PANEL 2: Close up on OSO as he jumps across a yellow-to-purple background.
TEXT: AND WHAT I DO….

PANEL 3: Cut to a bathroom vanity with a yellow bathmat on the ground. OSO, still in the cape and cowl, lifts his leg to pee. SHELDON comes running in, in shock, hands out to grab him.
TEXT: is consistently pee on the bath mat.

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Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
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Natalie @nataliethenerd.com · 24/09/2026
Irl version
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Ari Berman @ariberman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
By destroying Voting Rights Act and gutting 14th & 15th amendments the Roberts Court is recycling legal arguments once used by Confederates and white supremacists to destroy Reconstruction Please read my deep dive w/ @pemalevy.bsky.social in @motherjones.com www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Victoria Rose Richards @aerialembroidery.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
80 hours of embroidery! This aerial landscape is directly inspired by Dartmoor and I'd say I have another 30-ish hours to go? I'm now starting to fill in the fields for the sheep, the tor area will be done last as I'm still deciding whether I want a slope or not 😅 I hope you like it! #art
An embroidery hoop containing a sewn aerial-view landscape. It depicts a moorland scene in a range of green shades, about 70% completed.
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 24/09/2026
I wish Ikea made a computer case like that plastic teenage engineering case
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
If you're on here telling trans people to shut up and vote, you should be angry that Republicans have manipulated you to such a degree. Why aren't you angry about it
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like_a_bosstonian @wilkos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
ALT: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 21/09/2026
This shit is so infuriating. We should make these parents famous. Get their faces out there: "this is the couple that demanded the right to beat and intimidate their children without interference."
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 21/09/2026
I bet LLMs would be so good at working with SOAP APIs. Or they'd make the LLM "hallucinate" from the nonsense.
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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 21/09/2026
This season has a cat themed Kamen Rider and their finisher is that they get the zoomies until a bunch of laser pointers get their attention so they know where to kick.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Harry Potter sex cult members have at this point spent over a decade fermenting in an online culture full of the stupidest fucking people who have *ever* fucking lived, scaring each other silly with stoned freshman 101 level arguments about wizards.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You'd be like hey man if your computer is telling kids to kill themselves just unplug it. And their very first reflexive response will contain a wizard. "But what if it is a wizard who can persuade the person who tries to turn it off, with offers of priceless gems? What if no one can turn it off"
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bear in mind, all these assholes are members of a doomsday sex cult based on a Harry Potter fanfic book, to them it is perfectly normal to add "but what if a wizard" at any opportunity.
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🇵🇸Tim Henke (tɪm 'ɦɛŋ.kə) @timhenke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Interviewer: "Hey, uhm, why did you not do basic cybersecurity?" OpenAI: "well, you see, [sci-fi scenario] so we might as well not bother with the basic stuff" Fundamentally unserious, all this talk about not underestimating AI, all in service of not taking basic precautions
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 16/09/2026
I came across this weird house the other day and had to take a pic
An extremely square, brutalist house. The first floor has no windows, just grey concrete and stucco. The doors are just wood, with no ornamentation and an extremely small vestibule. The second floor has a wide, perfectly centred window behind wood slats. The front walk is made of concrete slabs on the ground. The front yard is covered with ferns and other Pacific Northwest natural (or at least natural looking) foliage.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 14/09/2026
The trans girls in sports policy we had in 2020? Compromise. Puberty blockers were literally a compromise.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Think about how no one under 30 knows what pensions are, it's a totally alien concept. The GOP goal is to make all government services as alien and unfamiliar. Imagine in a decade, trying to explain to a 20 year old what social security, libraries, grad school, the EPA, OSHA, mass vaccination, ADA,
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