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Emily m Klassen

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Memory testing : 4190200KB OK Detecting boot volume... Web software person (TypeScript, some rust, python) Stone/brick butch trans menno-dyke. Galatians 6:2 Unceded territories/stolen land of the Coast Salish, Musqueam and Tsleil-Waututh nations (In 🇨🇦)

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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 3h
4 gregs (from strong Bad) (fan art)
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 25/09/2026
I'm kinda uhh non-orthodox my9games.net/en
My 9 Games

The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am

Super Solvers: Gizmos & Gadgets!
Day of the Tentacle
Need for Speed III: Hot Pursuit
Marshmallow Duel
Civilization: Call to Power
Whiplash
Team Fortress 2
Kentucky Route Zero
Gone Home
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 24/09/2026
Look at this little box that Ikea discontinued. It looks just like that teenage engineering case. It would be perfect. I might turn this into a mini PC case at some point.
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 16/09/2026
I came across this weird house the other day and had to take a pic
An extremely square, brutalist house. The first floor has no windows, just grey concrete and stucco. The doors are just wood, with no ornamentation and an extremely small vestibule. The second floor has a wide, perfectly centred window behind wood slats. The front walk is made of concrete slabs on the ground. The front yard is covered with ferns and other Pacific Northwest natural (or at least natural looking) foliage.
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 04/09/2026
I'm from Vancouver BC Canada, so the American data was never going to match me, not even Seattle, but also I have my own personal quirks like saying y'all instead of you guys which is the most common here.
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 24/08/2026
They did it. 6% milk. More milk per milk. #milk #bc #dairy
A Jug of Dairyland milk with the prominent label "6%". Also stated on the label:

High in / Élevé en Sat fat/Gras sat.
Health Canada/Santé Canada

NEW NOUVEAU

GREAT FOR DESSERTS, SAUCES, BEVERAGES AND SAVOURY DISHES
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 10/08/2026
A variety of hand-drawn signs depicting various Korean foods for sale at a grocery store in Canada. Fish cake soup, fried boneless chicken and tteokbokki.
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 13/07/2026
It's carp #carp
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 01/07/2026
Obligatory
Tim Robinson, who definitely did not do this.
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 19/06/2026
I feel like this could also be a chance to have a different despotic leader of the world. Purple, instead of orange.
Screenshot from the introduction of the game Day of the Tentacle (1993): The two conical tentacles, Green and Purple, created by Dr. Fred Edison, approach the small stream where the Slug-O-Matic is throwing toxic waste. In his power trip the evil Purple to drink the slime, after which, he obtains hands, and seeks to TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

Screenshot and some text from https://iheartoldgames.wordpress.com/2016/07/06/playthrough-maniac-mansion-day-of-the-tentacle-part-i/
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 29/05/2026
This is an unedited screenshot from Wikipedia.
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 23/05/2026
It seems to be lumping a lot of people into that one. I saw a thread of a bunch who got it, and I got it too. I grew up Mennonite with a low German service and all, and I currently attend a post-denominational church which is mostly a mix of Baptist, Anglicans and Mennonites
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 14/05/2026
I'm in a community concert band and we rehearse in a high school. Luckily, I haven't seen anything egregious. I did come across this bit of wonderful design though:
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 09/05/2026
This was it.
YOU PEOPLE ARE MORONS. how many JOBS
would a data center bring into an area? How many businesses would open up to CATER to the Data Center and their employees? And that is the big deal These centers have to have FULL STAFFS to monitor the data systems and ensure they are running correctly.
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 28/03/2026
Skimming a book that piqued my interest in a bookstore and .. dear lord that is a very wrong sentence. The book was published in 2016
"For instance, new software-such as AngularJS and Node.js, both Java-based pro-gramming languages to build Web-based mobile apps"
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 12/03/2026
Back in my day, this was just a book I bought from the thrift store and havent read
Erewhon, by Samuel Butler. Poor condition trade paperback book. Sideways.
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 21/02/2026
Ooh, and mini vs standard (and micro) is gender presentation.
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 11/10/2025
I'm looking forward to the upcoming 4/20
Wrestling meme featuring a terrified A.J. Styles (labeled "Dallas Brodie") looking forward while being intensely stared down from behind by The Undertaker (labeled "Constituents waiting to submit a recall petition on April 20, 2026").
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 13/08/2025
(unfortunately for teens, Clearly Canadian doesn't make Orbitz anymore)
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 02/08/2025
I like big hats and I cannot lie
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 28/07/2025
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 05/07/2025
Oh boy this guy stinks
Wired article: A Silicon Valley VC Got
Israel Starlink Access Within
Days of October 7 Attack
During a webinar hosted by Israel's Defense Ministry, Sequoia Capital partner Shaun Maguire discussed helping connect Israel with SpaceX's Starlink satellite internet far earlier than was known.
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 12/06/2025
RIP
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 29/04/2025
This should be the NDP's next move:
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 24/02/2025
The old aeropress: ribbed for her pleasure #coffee #aeropress
Old aeropress on the left, with ridges intended for strength. New aeropress on the right, without ridges.
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 18/01/2025
Fun discovery: by pushing my lip towards the rim, I can take a sip from a closed takeout coffee cup without opening the flap
A Tim Hortons takeout coffee cup with an arrow pointing at the protrusion on the flap, in the direction of the nearest rim.
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 26/11/2024
Aww, they ruined the fun. All's well that ends well.
Archived post
This post claims to have been created on December 31, 9 at 3:47 PM, but was first seen by Bluesky on November 21, 2024 at 4:27 PM.
Bluesky cannot confirm the authenticity of the claimed date.
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 26/11/2024
Expo '86 was originally going to be called Transpo '86
Expo 86 Logo
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 25/11/2024
This you?
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 22/11/2024
Huh, globe and mails letters to the editor on the canada post strike aren't that bad www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/lett... #canada #canadapost #canpoli
Canada Post has offered its employees 11.5 per cent in wage increases over four years for an average of 2.785 per cent each year. I wonder what management salary increases will look like after the strike.

Years ago, as a teacher, my union members voted to accept a two-year deal. If I recall correctly, we got 1 per cent the first year and 0.5 per cent the second. We’d gone a number of years without an increase, but accepted that times were hard.

Later, when the director of education got 13 per cent and superintendents got 9 per cent, we learned a lesson: The more we sacrificed, the more administration would get.

Perhaps if Canada Post management agreed to the same small salary increase in their next contract, we’d be one step closer to completing negotiations.

Robert McManus HamiltonRe “With Canada Post workers striking, it’s time to revive the privatization debate” (Report on Business, Nov. 20): Canada Post presently offers a range of services, some of which are profitable and others not. The latter would include delivery of mail to remote or rural areas at the same price paid by customers in more “convenient” locations.

In the event of any partial privatization of Canada Post, private companies would cherry-pick the profitable services, leaving Canada Post with only loss leaders to build a future on. That would truly be an unsustainable model.

David Bright St. Catharines, Ont.
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 22/11/2024
I have the middle one and also one that looks like this
A jar opening tool that has a red handle and looks like a vise grips with a weird mouth
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 13/11/2024
Y'know, I'd like software to have aesthetic jank. Like, it should still operate remotely, just have a few quirks that show that it's just a machine and not a heavenly perfect being. Like the card trails of classic windows' solitaire.
Windows classic solitaire win screen with cards trailing off
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 07/11/2024
On instagram, if you say something "slaps", your comment gets put into the naughty corner.
An Instagram comments section with some comments hidden by instagram

The music man slaps again 

Feeling those monkey moves woth that monkey bass slaps
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 02/04/2024
Let's see your before and after pics bluesky! Ok fine
A weird, younger, but older looking, Emily, with glow sticks on her bald head. Also bearded. Wearing a Google shirt.An older but younger looking Emily, with a gdq cap on her head and a Greebo the cat in her shoulder. Wearing a cascadiajs shirt. 7 years later than the other picture.
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 23/03/2024
Randomly found this. I think it's true, but my friend doubts it.
Google review: Golf Ball Planet is amazing! My wife went into labor at Golf Ball Planet and she gave birth to a beautiful child after one of the employees helped delivered the baby! We named him Callaway after the golf ball that he was birthed on!

Golf Ball Planet (Owner) 3 weeks ago
Congratulations again! What an exhilarating experience for us all. Can't wait to see Callaway hit the links soon!
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 23/03/2024
I kinda want to get this mug now
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 03/02/2024
No shame. Incredible stamina. I was going to post this with the caption "post nut clarity", but he's back on the squishmallow
Greebo the cat, sitting calmly next to his favourite squishmallow
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 27/12/2023
Linux error message on a public display! 2024 must be the year of the Linux desktop!
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 26/12/2023
Yeah, it needs to be in plain text, it did not come through in the screenshots. Maybe upload to Pastebin or something similar?
Broken image
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 06/12/2023
When you see this, post a bridge
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Emily m Klassen @forivall.com · 10/11/2023
Although, their churches look like this
A Norwegian stave church. It is angular and made of dark wood.
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