Reposted by flowersnarkdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026dang, new cat all pissed. this is not the face of an animal who is pleased to have been discovered. 1003654622
Reposted by flowersnarkPlease Eject the RIP Disk 🪦 @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A fun computer fact is that computer logs are "logs" because of "logbook", in which old ships recorded their directional speed by measuring the knots of rope that went through their hands when they chucked a wooden log off the back of the ship. Which is also why ship speed is "knots". 1517
Reposted by flowersnarkKathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 10/09/2026People don't remember what life was like for people with preexisting conditions before the ACA and it shows. 447289
Reposted by flowersnarkdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i did not want to hear u the first time tbh why would i want to go back and not hear u again 833425
Reposted by flowersnarkShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026me: I just want to drink coffee and look out of my office window cat: no 362639350
Reposted by flowersnarkdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 31/05/2023dogpiling is not only bad but more importantly gives dogs a bad name being covered with dogs is an absolute treat tbh 1170369
Reposted by flowersnarkdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026rough day? you look like you could use a helping hand from a 20 lbs orange himbo cat who is high on life and possibly other things maybe (look i don't watch him 24 hours a day, who even knows what he's up to). 381017106
Reposted by flowersnarkare you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Services I provide for my cats 174711782
Reposted by flowersnarkAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com 69135048678
Reposted by flowersnarkAlex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 25/08/2026Dolly is the first celebrity death that you actually do have to be nice about, like you are obligated 152033204
Reposted by flowersnarkmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026STOP GROWING FUCKING LETTUCE IN THE DESERT THIS IS ACTUALLY A VERY EASY PROBLEM TO SOLVE 984771787
Reposted by flowersnarkSarah Pinsker @sarahpinsker.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My neighbor has a new foster kitten so I offer up this service to the community. 2099571
Reposted by flowersnarkErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 17/08/2026We used to live in a society 3747940
Reposted by flowersnarkSlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Éclipse totale du chat. 22008451
Reposted by flowersnarkSlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 08/08/2026When I wake up and think I've missed the bus to school but it's Saturday and I'm 60. 1110251115
Reposted by flowersnarkRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026gets incredible air here 256145503362
Reposted by flowersnarkCagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Oh my god Mocha oh my fucking god hahahha look at him 231374317
Reposted by flowersnarkcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/08/2026yall wanna hear the little babiest meow you ever heard? 1243948412
Reposted by flowersnarkJorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026We’re all good cats here. Things can be hard but even so, we are doing great at being good cats 624087359
Reposted by flowersnarkderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/07/2026really makes you think when someone isolated in solitary confinement craving human interaction blocks you 375017246
Reposted by flowersnarkderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/07/2026being a billionaire and on the internet all day is crazy to me. if i had even five million dollars, you would not find me online whatsoever. 262149991804
Reposted by flowersnarkdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 25/07/2026behold! it is your lucky day. you may make three wishes of this woodland gremlin spirit. you may ask for anything, provided you accept that each wish will be interpreted in the least charitable way possible and transformed into a catastrophic ironic punishment 3456851
Reposted by flowersnarkDan the Gnome @brewergnome.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Don't make me discourse on the movie. If you do I'll just point to the Best Boy, Wishbone. 0141
Reposted by flowersnarkdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026fleetwood mac singles are three minutes of blissful pop about how someone else in the band never fucking takes out the trash before the garbage truck comes on Mondays, followed by like 8 seconds of Lindsey Buckingham playing a virtuosic guitar part i couldn't play if i practiced it for a year 1027033
Reposted by flowersnarkCamestros Felapton @camestrosf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026A long, complex journey in which he faces strange tasks and obstacles placed in his way by a capricious god? That was filmed already, but they called it "Task Master Season 19". Greg Davies played Poiseden. 31985
Reposted by flowersnarkMatt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 17/07/2026Mayor Mamdani is not its first victim 303235483
Reposted by flowersnarkLinda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026It’s so important to remind people that we can do good smart things that help and don’t hurt. 1040551461
Reposted by flowersnarkChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 14/07/2026BREAKING: NYC Mayor Mamdani signs new law that says you don't have to go to work if your pet is asleep on you or just being extra cute. 1617070660
Reposted by flowersnarkCosmicRami 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @rami.spaceaustralia.com · 12/07/2026This is *exactly* why the carousel feature was built. 217035
Reposted by flowersnarkex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 12/07/2026You could get mad about dead senator discourse *or* you could enjoy this video of sea lions who have retaken an island with a decommissioned lighthouse off the coast of Oregon and now use the staircase as a giant slide. 8865931918
Reposted by flowersnarkCagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Oh nooo here they cooooome! 20730167
Reposted by flowersnarkInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 05/07/2026It’s a really funny runner how every issue in American history that apologists claim “no one” knew was wrong has a corresponding Quaker going “this is wrong” 04282870
Reposted by flowersnarkjeeyon shim 심지연 @jeeyon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Thanos snapping every firework in America out of existence for the next 48 hours 2764
Reposted by flowersnarkkelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me 274500903
Reposted by flowersnarkIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 01/07/2026If your cat sits on your keyboard is that Clawed code 1728542
Reposted by flowersnarkU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/07/2026Don't do any of this. 7261351823
Reposted by flowersnarkPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Graphic design is my passion. 9088572241
Reposted by flowersnarkMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 19/06/2026More 10-year-olds say they want puppies than parents do. What's behind the divide?theglobeandmail.comMore men say they want children than women do. What’s behind the divide?In a time of instability, men are seeking meaning outside of work and feel more optimistic about the future 563283721
Reposted by flowersnarkElder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed 123138683804
Reposted by flowersnarkcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/06/2026please enjoy 30 seconds of Adonis making biscuits in front of the air conditioner 1387281725
