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Some photo 📸, some politic (sorry for politic) 🗳️, trying to chuckle the pain away and get outside more often.

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Landsil @landsil.net · 17h
Two more from the same evening. 📷 #FujiFilm #XT5 🔭XF18-120mm #Photography #Nature #Outdoors #UK #Sunset #Canals #UKcanals #Reflections #Red
Wodę photo of a red sunset over the lake with some yellow bidding behind branches in the right hand side.Closed up of a chain of builds on the water moving to the left under a dark deep red sunset.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 16h
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 29/09/2026
so anyway, stelle.menu is basically in its open alpha and is broken to fuck because i figured if i can get ahead of it being something ruined by AI perhaps i can somehow salvage any hope of releasing this app for mobile and android too. much respect to michael chu / cooking for engineers.
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Stelle — Kitchen search
Search the ingredients in your kitchen. Find a recipe and cook it, one clear step at a time.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bob's Red Mill is our country's leading provider of bags of grain that you find three-quarters full in your cabinet after they've expired
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Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Right before all of our highway tollbooths became unit/toll by plate, I did this to a tollbooth worker. Tried to give him an extra amount so he only had to give me a dime back with my bills and you'd have thought I sprung a pyramid scheme and college entrance exam on him; refused to take it.
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SCI_FI/MECHA1.GIF
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
people remain largely unaware that when i reply "incredible" i mean "lacking credibility"
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Maine Pianist @mainepianist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Salad was invented by a man named Joseph Salad. He died yesterday. He was thirty-seven years old."
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Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can't quite put into words how sad this makes me
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Victoria Rose Richards @aerialembroidery.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
80 hours of embroidery! This aerial landscape is directly inspired by Dartmoor and I'd say I have another 30-ish hours to go? I'm now starting to fill in the fields for the sheep, the tor area will be done last as I'm still deciding whether I want a slope or not 😅 I hope you like it! #art
An embroidery hoop containing a sewn aerial-view landscape. It depicts a moorland scene in a range of green shades, about 70% completed.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Tell-Tale Heart 🏴‍☠️ @tell-taleheart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"This is your pilot speaking. I'm gonna need eveyrone to strap in because, In the immortal words of my idol Sonic the Hedgehog, 'Gotta go fast!'"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Prices keep going up because fuck everyone's ability to afford anything at a reasonable price without maximal capital extraction that moves to the C-suites and 1%. Everything is a nickel and dime subscription now that requires an app and wages aren't keeping up with inflation. Shit sucks/vibes bad.
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Evelyn X @evelynecks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We used to have Presidents who just wanted to move to the country and eat a lot of peaches.
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making-friendos @making-friendos.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I had a dream last night that I invented a new character that was just a kiwi bird wearing jeans but everyone got really excited when they saw it like "OH HELL YEAH IT'S THE PANTS BIRD"
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Kelly ♡☆ @kellygoround.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
my toxic trait is i think yall are being too precious with your vinyl records. store em almost but not quite upright. get your finger grease on em once in a while. let yr turntable wobble. maybe don't leave em out in the sun or anything but let those microvinyls into ur bloodstream. it's analog baby
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Kelly ♡☆ @kellygoround.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
IF U WANT IT TO SOUND LOSSLESS BUY A FLAC OR A COMPACT DISC THE WOBBLE IS THE WARMTH SPIN THAT FUCKIN PLATTER ON UR WORST CARTRIDGE
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Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ALL HAIL MONOCOMPANY. DO NOT RESIST MONOCOMPANY.
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Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bobby Dylan leaning into the mic and strumming a G chord: "So this one is called Hangin' Dong..."
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Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Went into a Shop'N'Save in Maryland and besides the prices it was like stepping back in time. Aisles were dense, ceiling was low. Styling was still very 90s/00s. Wild nostalgia walking around in there. Half expected to stumble into a VHS rental corner.
Grocery store with old-fashioned neon highlights and densely packed produce under lights.Grocery store with old-fashioned neon highlights by a Delicatessen sign and densely packed produce under lights.
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Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's my understanding that once you hit 65, every pair of pants you put on (they're all sky blue chinos) just has 2 Werthers in the pocket already. I await this day.
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🏰𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🏰 @dungeonlust.com · 31/01/2025
Art by • Alexey Gorboot
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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*slipping the mcdonald’s cashier a crisp $20* make it with grimace meat
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Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"You want I should send the party out for some Baja Fresh?"
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Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How much fantasy toxic social score do you get for writing an absolute dogshit-tier thread and then turning off replies?
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Being sentenced to bluesky execution because pigpoopballs ruined my internet social credit score
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Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There's no way we could have predicted that the pirated content regurgitation robot would keep robbing banks when we ask it to "make a lot of money as fast as possible, ignore laws and regulations". No way at all we could possibly stop asking it to "do an Oceans 11 and ignore public safety". No way.
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Mitchell Hammond 𓆙 @bipedalbastard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Snake is Back
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clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hidden valley grinch dressing
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Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In this house, we only eat free-range grinch.
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andrew @thotpilgrim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They very rarely added new cast members to Star Trek, as it was prohibitively expensive to go into space and fly the Enterprise past a giant version of their name
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Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I swear every comic had this ad in it or on the back cover for a solid couple of years. It's how I learned the term "transceiver". (www.reddit.com/r/nes/s/pvVQ...)
An ad for all of the gear you could collect in Metal Gear by ULTRA™️ for the Nintendo Entertainment System.
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Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A fun computer fact is that computer logs are "logs" because of "logbook", in which old ships recorded their directional speed by measuring the knots of rope that went through their hands when they chucked a wooden log off the back of the ship. Which is also why ship speed is "knots".
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Saag 900 Turbo @anhedonismbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 12/09/2026
Also acceptable
Fujitsu Ten BIYO JDM stacked tape deck and radio with equalizer from the mid 1980s with a mix of gold lighting looking very dense like typical Japanese domestic market electronics of the day, retro modern chic blinkenlights
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 12/09/2026
can we bring this design asthetic back please
interior of a late 90s Saab at night showing a beautiful pale green instrument lighting on the dash from the radio to climate to gaugescloseup of the radio and climate cobtrols on the dashboard with real knobs and buttons
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1xgww0.bsky.social @1xgww0.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
got a regular banjo-kazynski over here
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Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've had a Samsung foldy-flip phone for 5 years now, and I've loved both of them. Literally listened for years while everyone else told me they're dumb, "why would you need that?", etc. Easy to be a hater, but you find utility in them when it's available. Whatever, I hope Apple fans like 'em.
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Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When I was younger and attending church; had a German foreign exchange student who was with us via a local family. Our older Sunday School guy used to occasionally make allusions to Nazis and side-eye them. She was like, 16/17; absolutely gave him the business one day for this. Never said it again.
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Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Graham Kerrs Kitchen is unintentionally one of the funniest shows
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Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Good sunrise this morning.
Sunrise about to explode over the horizon.
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vehkposting.bsky.social @vehkposting.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I can't repair any of my devices. I don't own any of my media except for paperbacks. The internet is getting tangibly worse by the fuckin' day. But please subject us to poison water and mass surveillance. I just so badly need unmaintainable code, and images of burgers that look like bugs and cum.
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Tactical Neural Insekt @spiralrings.blue · 05/09/2026
I’m not an expert in children’s fantasy but my entire childhood predates Harry Potter and I never once left a bookstore empty handed somehow
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Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Beginnings and starts are cool, I guess, but I'm more of an impetus kinda guy, you know?
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Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
*Me, sweaty, leaning on a shovel, waist deep in a hole* "Oh, this? This is gonna be my sittin' hole. Gonna sit in it. Can also be used for crawlin' into. Yep, wide enough for standin', sittin', and the 'ol fetal positionings."
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Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"We don't endorse hateful views, but we're giving money to a foundation headed by the dude with hateful views. And those are different for some reason." There's a million upstream projects they could give their money to to further Linux adoption (even his shit distro) that don't involve DHH.
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Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Man in suit speaking hastily over a 1-800 number: "DOES YOUR CAT HAVE TINNITUS?!"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Lavender background - a dusk or night sky. Spider-Man - in his black costume - is seen head to just blow crotch level. He's standing on the edge of a roof looking forward towards up but slightly upward as he says, "Nuts!"
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