Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP DiskLandsil @landsil.net · 17hTwo more from the same evening. 📷 #FujiFilm #XT5 🔭XF18-120mm #Photography #Nature #Outdoors #UK #Sunset #Canals #UKcanals #Reflections #Red 0292
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP DiskLandon Noss @landon.wtf · 29/09/2026so anyway, stelle.menu is basically in its open alpha and is broken to fuck because i figured if i can get ahead of it being something ruined by AI perhaps i can somehow salvage any hope of releasing this app for mobile and android too. much respect to michael chu / cooking for engineers.stelle.menuStelle — Kitchen searchSearch the ingredients in your kitchen. Find a recipe and cook it, one clear step at a time. 393
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP Diskdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bob's Red Mill is our country's leading provider of bags of grain that you find three-quarters full in your cabinet after they've expired 119217
Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Right before all of our highway tollbooths became unit/toll by plate, I did this to a tollbooth worker. Tried to give him an extra amount so he only had to give me a dime back with my bills and you'd have thought I sprung a pyramid scheme and college entrance exam on him; refused to take it. 010
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP DiskGIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026SCI_FI/MECHA1.GIF 04310
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP DiskOld Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026people remain largely unaware that when i reply "incredible" i mean "lacking credibility" 2231
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP DiskMaine Pianist @mainepianist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Salad was invented by a man named Joseph Salad. He died yesterday. He was thirty-seven years old." 0151
Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I can't quite put into words how sad this makes me 000
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP DiskVictoria Rose Richards @aerialembroidery.bsky.social · 23/09/202680 hours of embroidery! This aerial landscape is directly inspired by Dartmoor and I'd say I have another 30-ish hours to go? I'm now starting to fill in the fields for the sheep, the tor area will be done last as I'm still deciding whether I want a slope or not 😅 I hope you like it! #art 1714512662
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP DiskRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano 11867551616
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP DiskTell-Tale Heart 🏴☠️ @tell-taleheart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"This is your pilot speaking. I'm gonna need eveyrone to strap in because, In the immortal words of my idol Sonic the Hedgehog, 'Gotta go fast!'" 655926
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP DiskThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-… 892932429
Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Prices keep going up because fuck everyone's ability to afford anything at a reasonable price without maximal capital extraction that moves to the C-suites and 1%. Everything is a nickel and dime subscription now that requires an app and wages aren't keeping up with inflation. Shit sucks/vibes bad. 000
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP DiskEvelyn X @evelynecks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026We used to have Presidents who just wanted to move to the country and eat a lot of peaches. 1111
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP Diskmaking-friendos @making-friendos.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I had a dream last night that I invented a new character that was just a kiwi bird wearing jeans but everyone got really excited when they saw it like "OH HELL YEAH IT'S THE PANTS BIRD" 823263
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP DiskKelly ♡☆ @kellygoround.bsky.social · 20/09/2026my toxic trait is i think yall are being too precious with your vinyl records. store em almost but not quite upright. get your finger grease on em once in a while. let yr turntable wobble. maybe don't leave em out in the sun or anything but let those microvinyls into ur bloodstream. it's analog baby 7514
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP DiskKelly ♡☆ @kellygoround.bsky.social · 20/09/2026IF U WANT IT TO SOUND LOSSLESS BUY A FLAC OR A COMPACT DISC THE WOBBLE IS THE WARMTH SPIN THAT FUCKIN PLATTER ON UR WORST CARTRIDGE 141
Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ALL HAIL MONOCOMPANY. DO NOT RESIST MONOCOMPANY. 010
Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Bobby Dylan leaning into the mic and strumming a G chord: "So this one is called Hangin' Dong..." 000
Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Went into a Shop'N'Save in Maryland and besides the prices it was like stepping back in time. Aisles were dense, ceiling was low. Styling was still very 90s/00s. Wild nostalgia walking around in there. Half expected to stumble into a VHS rental corner. 100
Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's my understanding that once you hit 65, every pair of pants you put on (they're all sky blue chinos) just has 2 Werthers in the pocket already. I await this day. 0152
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP Disk🏰𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🏰 @dungeonlust.com · 31/01/2025Art by • Alexey Gorboot 2653129
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP Disknige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026*slipping the mcdonald’s cashier a crisp $20* make it with grimace meat 314842
Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"You want I should send the party out for some Baja Fresh?" 010
Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026How much fantasy toxic social score do you get for writing an absolute dogshit-tier thread and then turning off replies? 050
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP Diskillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Being sentenced to bluesky execution because pigpoopballs ruined my internet social credit score 07610
Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There's no way we could have predicted that the pirated content regurgitation robot would keep robbing banks when we ask it to "make a lot of money as fast as possible, ignore laws and regulations". No way at all we could possibly stop asking it to "do an Oceans 11 and ignore public safety". No way. 100
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP DiskMitchell Hammond 𓆙 @bipedalbastard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Snake is Back 7949091721
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP Diskclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026hidden valley grinch dressing 153
Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026In this house, we only eat free-range grinch. 230
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP Diskandrew @thotpilgrim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026They very rarely added new cast members to Star Trek, as it was prohibitively expensive to go into space and fly the Enterprise past a giant version of their name 021
Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I swear every comic had this ad in it or on the back cover for a solid couple of years. It's how I learned the term "transceiver". (www.reddit.com/r/nes/s/pvVQ...) 000
Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A fun computer fact is that computer logs are "logs" because of "logbook", in which old ships recorded their directional speed by measuring the knots of rope that went through their hands when they chucked a wooden log off the back of the ship. Which is also why ship speed is "knots". 1517
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP DiskSaag 900 Turbo @anhedonismbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball 14918176
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP DiskChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 12/09/2026can we bring this design asthetic back please 3864162
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP Disk1xgww0.bsky.social @1xgww0.bsky.social · 09/09/2026got a regular banjo-kazynski over here 032
Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I've had a Samsung foldy-flip phone for 5 years now, and I've loved both of them. Literally listened for years while everyone else told me they're dumb, "why would you need that?", etc. Easy to be a hater, but you find utility in them when it's available. Whatever, I hope Apple fans like 'em. 000
Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026When I was younger and attending church; had a German foreign exchange student who was with us via a local family. Our older Sunday School guy used to occasionally make allusions to Nazis and side-eye them. She was like, 16/17; absolutely gave him the business one day for this. Never said it again. 100
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP DiskPlease Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Graham Kerrs Kitchen is unintentionally one of the funniest shows 111
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP Diskvehkposting.bsky.social @vehkposting.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I can't repair any of my devices. I don't own any of my media except for paperbacks. The internet is getting tangibly worse by the fuckin' day. But please subject us to poison water and mass surveillance. I just so badly need unmaintainable code, and images of burgers that look like bugs and cum. 21206
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP DiskTactical Neural Insekt @spiralrings.blue · 05/09/2026I’m not an expert in children’s fantasy but my entire childhood predates Harry Potter and I never once left a bookstore empty handed somehow 151
Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Beginnings and starts are cool, I guess, but I'm more of an impetus kinda guy, you know? 000
Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026*Me, sweaty, leaning on a shovel, waist deep in a hole* "Oh, this? This is gonna be my sittin' hole. Gonna sit in it. Can also be used for crawlin' into. Yep, wide enough for standin', sittin', and the 'ol fetal positionings." 000
Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026"We don't endorse hateful views, but we're giving money to a foundation headed by the dude with hateful views. And those are different for some reason." There's a million upstream projects they could give their money to to further Linux adoption (even his shit distro) that don't involve DHH. 110
Please Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Man in suit speaking hastily over a 1-800 number: "DOES YOUR CAT HAVE TINNITUS?!" 011
Reposted by Please Eject the ZIP DiskComics Outta Context 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 29/08/2026 1230354