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The Flott Man

@flottman.bsky.social
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I always forget to like the post *before* I reply, and every time I feel bad about it, but then every time I console myself with the thought that you will see the like before the reply

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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 9h
anyway here’s a guy playing the Free Bird solo on rubber chickens www.instagram.com/papibucket
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lol
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is the interview Trump’s FCC doesn’t want you to see. We’re not just going up against the most corrupt politician in Texas. We’re going up against this entire corrupt system.
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This was built over decades: The creation of a far-right media and dark money messaging ecosystem outside legacy media; a judiciary stacked with far-right judges; right-wing beach heads and professors at colleges; right-wing takeover of traditional media… We’ve been hollowed out by the businessmen.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Maybe we should turn off the internet for an hour a day. If it goes well, maybe we do two hours.
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Loving this (ongoing) cat saga! "Hello ORANGE CAT"
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boneless skinless @destroy.computer · 26/08/2026
bsky isn’t ready for this but you shouldn’t use “clanker” because it sounds dumb. genx coded. No way the robots are going to care about it, we need a term that goes harder
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
it would be funny if it weren’t so sad. hollywood needs to accept it will never top the apex of cinematic genius: the scene in better off dead (1985) when the clay hamburger sings everybody wants some. any “movie” after is vile dogshit wasting time that could have been used watching the burger sing
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Alex Russell @infrequently.org · 15/08/2026
Stephen Miller deserves to spend the rest of his natural life fighting a legal system charging him of crimes he didn't commit in a language he does not speak, alone, and without counsel: publicnotice.co/p/stephen-miller…
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Stephen Miller's secret campaign against helpless kids
That it's happening in the shadows doesn't make it less of a moral blight.
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Remember when the New York Times made Claudine Gay resign over a plagarism smear campaign by Chris Rufo that found no real examples of plagarism? I do.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
shout out to lone dudes fishing in city parks during random hours of the day, one of my favorite type of dudes
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Perez Hilton:
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Glen, is that you?
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Matt Largey @mattlargey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Roads might sound appealing, but it’s taxpayers who subsidize streets they may never even drive on.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
sometimes people get so excited to get angry they forget they can have fun
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Decoding Fox News @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said the United States did a terrible job with COVID due to Dr. Fauci. He might want to listen to man who picked him for Sec. of HHS. Pres. Trump has bragged for years that the U.S. did a great job with COVID and wasn't given enough credit for it. Receipts.
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Pitcher innings have declined consistently for 100 years, the ultimate result will come soon
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Michelle H. Davis @lonestarleft.com · 01/08/2026
Forget the scoreboard in DC. The chokepoint is in Austin.
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The Office That Matters More Than The Senate Seat
Forget the scoreboard in DC. The chokepoint is in Austin.
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
🎶 Jimothyyy, say something sweet to meeee 🎶
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
We’ve got an autocratic government releasing criminals to prey on the populace, we’ve got people who don’t understand the seashells, we’ve got Taco Bell as the resistance, we’re in full on Demolition Man future now hold onto yer butts
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Scott Aukerman @scottaukerman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Burt Vehicleregistration
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Orville Whiskey-Soda
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Still from the television show Flight of the Conchords showing Bret speaking. Text reads "What I really need is just some...just some compliments, I think"
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Noel Mummy 🤕 @noelmu.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Well, I know what they're *not* talking about.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I feel this way about Peter Jennings often
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Who was the last person he talked to before he said this. Seriously.
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Josh Kantor @jtkantor.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
That 6th-inning organ version of Weezer's "Undone - The Sweater Song" goes out to the big group of yarn artists who are celebrating World Knit in Public Day out in Grandstand 4.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Tear! Down! Those! Letters!
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Matt Largey @mattlargey.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Just once, it would be cool if imposter syndrome struck and actual imposter. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/03/b...
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Bari Weiss Speaks on Scott Pelley’s Firing: ‘That’s the Path That He Chose’
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 23/05/2026
the shitposter is the powerhouse of the social media platform
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/05/2026
when eating a corn dog do you eat the stick first or save it till the end
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Fortunately, there are numbers to multiply by that are bigger than two.
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you have seen live Spoon Brave Combo Grizzly Bear Jackie Venson Andrew Bird Death From Above 1979 Neko Case The Old 97's Dr. Dog Alvvays
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 15/05/2026
impeach
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Kyle Orland @kyleor.land · 15/05/2026
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Counterpoint - We should nationalize the diaper industry and make them free to babies and adults who want them
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 09/05/2026
All the wasted commodities and wasted time doing useless work enrages me so much because it’s people’s congealed labor time. It is time from the only conscious life they will ever have. And millions of people’s whole lives worth of time is wasted and put into a landfill, burned or in the ocean
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I have seen/gone to 3 of these 2 things
A picture of the band Dr. Dog. None of whom are Doctors, nor dogs
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
We’re just innocent men
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Prism @prismreports.org · 03/05/2026
The Austin Police Department updated guidelines last week to require officers to call immigration officials when people have ICE warrants, Fatima Khan reports. The move comes months after the ICE arrest of a mother & her child after she called police for help dealing with a friend’s alleged abuser.
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Austin police reported dozens of people to ICE last year
The Austin Police Department recently updated guidelines to require officers to call immigration officials when people have ICE warrants
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SPOOKY ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 01/05/2026
So you’re telling me that there’s a leftist candidate in Maine that has never had a Nazi tattoo and we’re still going with the Nazi tattoo guy?
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jane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 02/05/2026
a lot of people crack wise about bluesky but what if i told you it facilitated the purchase of the onion by an internet guy who then went on to dismantle one of the biggest misinformation engines of the 21st century
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Take it seriously, because this is your last chance to get offa train THATS HEADED FOR A CLIFF!
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
It takes a lot to get me to watch an 18minute video, but I watched this entire video and it was well worth it
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 02/05/2026
at the doo doo store and i can't get any doo doo because it's stuck in the straight or hormuz, now i have to settle for pee pee
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Texas Monthly @texasmonthly.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Spoon’s debut album emerged from a late-nineties scene that called writer Sean O'Neal home to Texas. www.texasmonthly.com/culture/spoon-…
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Decoding Fox News @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The video version of this is behind a paywall BUT the transcript is free for anyone to read. I went through the version that aired on CBS and the full 40 minutes that was included online and show exactly what was cut and what wasn’t. open.substack.com/pub/decoding...
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Trump's CBS 60 Minutes Interview: What Aired and What Was Cut
On Sunday April 26 President Donald J.
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