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The Flott Man

@flottman.bsky.social
370 followers 658 following 1K posts

I always forget to like the post *before* I reply, and every time I feel bad about it, but then every time I console myself with the thought that you will see the like before the reply

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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🫡
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I see them in Austin, and maybe the worst thing about them is the "radical" badging on the side 😩
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Hell yeah lets do this
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I have seen/gone to 3 of these 2 things
A picture of the band Dr. Dog. None of whom are Doctors, nor dogs
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
*computer says no*
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
RFK laughing about dead kids (probably)
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
A picture of David Letterman acting confused about the difference between Uma and Oprah, to great effect
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
A picture of Nolan Ryan with a bloody lip staring daggers at his opponent. He feels no pain
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Fun fact, if you start the song Portions for Foxes by Rilo Kiley at exactly 2:25:15 it will end right when he bashes Eli's head in, and you get little nuggets like this
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Now I'm falling asleep
The oil painting "Image of a Man Sleeping" by Grant Duncan
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Pruitt Taylor Vince
A picture of Pruitt Taylor Vince looking at you with one eye, and over your shoulder with the other
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Idiocracy-ass White House
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
A scene from the movie Parasite
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
#3
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
And then 30 minutes later, in about the same spot but looking the other direction, a rainbow!
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Goddammit, Chappalyankovic might be the smartest thing my stupid brain ever thought of... How can we make this happen? She would totally do it! 😆
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
You are 110% correct, and its the reason why the person who invented this shit deserves the Nobel Prize
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
From Austin
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Okokok here is an actual picture from the birthday party, which is notable for the hilarious shirt worn by the gentleman behind me
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Yeah
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
This one went fuckin HARD
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
A six panel comic. In the first a crow asks his friend if he is ready to go. His friend replies "Hmmm... Yeah, I guess!" 
In the second panel the first crow asks him "You got everything?" 
Third panel, the Friend Crow looks around and says "uhhhhh...." and looks at his feet (fourth panel) and then replies in the fifth panel with an enthusiastic "Yep!" 
The crow in the third panel is me, because I am also an idiot
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
dafuq
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
A no doubter
The album "They Want My Soul" by the band Spoon
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
There was a time in the late 90s where this thing *lived* in my car CD player and my friends constantly complained about it and I gave zero funks
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
@pftompkins.bsky.social can you get something to PTA lol
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
A goddamn macdonalds over a toll road
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
"Sandernistas"
An image indicating that the person receiving it does not understand they are showing themselves to be a traitor
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I cant believe this is a quote by a congressman and not this dude
Picture of incredulous guy from the satirical publication The Onion
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Me, with my friend in the chat
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Hahaha same
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Another good one
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Old 97s in 2015. Saw em at some silly family friendly event because at that point in time I would go see them at the drop of a hat
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