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The Flott Man

@flottman.bsky.social
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I always forget to like the post *before* I reply, and every time I feel bad about it, but then every time I console myself with the thought that you will see the like before the reply

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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 13h
anyway here’s a guy playing the Free Bird solo on rubber chickens www.instagram.com/papibucket
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 22h
Groooossss! (complementary)
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Jim Cramer: Buy Buy Buy
ALT: Jim Cramer: Buy Buy Buy
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pretty sure I have one I got at the last minute for a funeral, and never wore it again
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Living in Austin, I have been ride or die for him for many years, and was also surprised and disappointed by those same takes
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*Alec Baldwin voice* The Woke Left is BEGGING to give you their money Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it?
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He already made "Talafreako" shirts to sell after Paxton called him that, I could totally see him doing this as well
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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dn720309.ca.archive.org
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
SCOOT
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'll never forgive the Radiohead album that forced me to do this, and I stubbed my toe on the way to the lamp
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Even worse is when they don't clearly mark that it's a 45 RPM lp
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Are you a sauce guy Jerry?
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck yeah this post has made my day. From all the workers who aren't able to ever air their grievances, give em hell!
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ill admit I have not, I'm just a fan of the book and heard that one of their intentions with this series was to put a new spin on Cathy, which fell flat with me. Her motivations don't need strengthening, she is just evil
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Except they try to put a shine on the original villain of the book? I dont get this series at all. "Lets rewrite the bible but make Satan more sympathetic" 👎
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Laces out, Jerry
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the correct answer
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Solid wood IKEA furniture sounds like a joke, but it's mostly pretty good!
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cock push-up, singular One is all you need
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shirley Jackson seemed like a hip, hip lady
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey that guy kinda looks like Alec Ounsworth
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is "Bug" a thriller or a rom-com?
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seriously, this is how you get ants
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I grew up there, and its not bad Not great, but not bad either Check out the Dallas World Aquarium, if you haven't already!
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I always wanted to try the thing where you fill a tennis ball with match heads
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Congrats on not getting any piss on those lighter colored pants. Sometimes they can be a real gamble!
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mainly because he has bought into it by being his bosses punching bag
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I told my boss one time that I thought the leadership culture of our company was a "Kiss Up/Kick Down" one and he looked at me like a dog being shown a card trick
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I always enjoy seeing them when I am on the trail, but sympathize for the people talking about having to live near them. They are talkative for sure!
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We must nationalize the taters
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My Guy, My MR Guy, My Guy, My Guy
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lol
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What are they afraid of
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*chris walken voice* I would like to have a tail
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As a former Produce Associate I can assure you, we notice
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What kinda fillings?
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I grew up with one and they are very weird but also the very best
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dats a spicy apocalypse! 🤌
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Someone is *jealous*
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Same. The difference between running a marathon with shitty pants, and using equipment that other people would have to use with shitty pants, is a big one
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We had one in Austin but some jerk burned it down :-(
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And definitely whiteboards
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is the interview Trump’s FCC doesn’t want you to see. We’re not just going up against the most corrupt politician in Texas. We’re going up against this entire corrupt system.
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This was built over decades: The creation of a far-right media and dark money messaging ecosystem outside legacy media; a judiciary stacked with far-right judges; right-wing beach heads and professors at colleges; right-wing takeover of traditional media… We’ve been hollowed out by the businessmen.
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Throwing the Epstein question at that lady cracked me up
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Probably on the phone a lot, acting sad
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If it wasn't for the girl at the games shop who was ten years older than me and entertained my nerdy chitchat I might have never learned to be mostly normal in my 20s Thanks Malls!
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is this more soup discourse?
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
LIKE A MILLION ELEPHANTS OR SILVERBACK ORANGUTANS YOU CAN'T STOP THIS TRAIN
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The Flott Man @flottman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love that friggin guy. Ill never forget the clip of him playing at Juggalofest and headbanging around screaming I LOVE YOU!!! and the Juggalos are throwing bottles at him but he does not give a fuck
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