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Chillbo Hangins

@fivethree.bsky.social
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I love strong women, soft men, and the sound of the wind rushing through the pines. they/them. Horny alt: bsky.app/profile/relief-valve.bsky.…

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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Real
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when u lament but she keep configurin
A Halloween prop of Pinhead from Hellraiser; he looks a little distressed with his gritted teeth bared and his eyes pointing slightly outward away from each other.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The earlier draft of this post... even less Christian
[Permoelizabet fanart of the coyote hovering over an excited roadrunner] prey moralisrs will tell you this is a victory for the roadrunner
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"your books oversexualize the LGBTQ+ community!" wrong I am a gay slut and I hang out with gay sluts, you just can't hang
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 20/09/2026
Zephram Cochrane was a ROUGH 33 when he made his first warp flight
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Batman’s Aff His Nut By Robert Florence
BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT

Batman's aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye I know your ma and da died But everybody's ma and da dies And we're no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws." And that was when Batman went
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at:
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin and everybody else.
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
bouncing on my boy's dick with a trademark insouciance
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 17/09/2026
the funniest part about this is that it was definitely a planned thing that existed months ago before all the current shit but like. man, that timing. maybe the gods are still with us. Dionysus would do this. Loki would do this. Coyote would do it twice.
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
are you finding yourself begrudgingly having to respect macklemore because of his perfect views on palestine? just imagine how it felt to learn that the fucking venga boys are arguably more antifascist than rage against the machine
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Chillbo Hangins @fivethree.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’ve loved my time in Italy but they do not sufficiently treasure Breakfast
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Melissa Stewart @lissajostewart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The thing about courage is that it’s contagious.
I have made the decision to withdraw as a support act for Ed Sheeran's 'The Loop' North American Tour.
I don't take the decision lightly. Ed has been a friend to me and has changed my life, I could never thank him enough for this.
But as Irish people we know all too well about genocide, forced famine and violent occupation.
I cannot stand by and allow billionaires to use their position of power to silence the rightful voices of those who speak up against Israeli genocide and who highlight the savage murder of children.
I would lose all respect for myself to carry on as normal.
I need to be true to myself and my ancestors who resisted colonisation, and fought for a freedom that I enjoy today in Ireland.
FREE PALESTINE
AARON ROWEArtists must not be silenced when they speak up for the oppressed.
I have decided to withdraw from my upcoming tour dates with Ed Sheeran.
I stand with Palestine and its people.
-FinneasIt's hard to watch families in other parts of the world burying the people they love.
We should be able to speak about war, about civilians being killed, about children who deserve to grow up. Wherever they live. Whatever flag flies over them.
I grew up in Christiania, a small community in Denmark where speaking your mind was part of everyday life. Having more money didn't make your opinion worth more than anyone else's.
Money doesn't give you the right to own the conversation.
Nobody's bank balance should decide who gets to speak or which suffering we're allowed to acknowledge.
i love Ed, and i'm grateful for everything we've shared. That hasn't changed. But I can't put these words out into the world and carry on with this tour as things stand. We're withdrawing from the remaining dates.
I'm sorry we won't be there. This is a difficult decision, but it's one I need to stand by.

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Lukas GrahamWe are Irish people who understand colonialism. As founding members of the Irish Artists For Palestine movement, we are committed activists for justice and will continue to be.
This whole episode is once again serving to distract from the real issue, over 1000 Palestinians have been killed since the most recent so-called ceasefire.
Up the workers.
Free Palestine.
BEOGA
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Mitch McConnell returning to the Senate like:
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Star Trek DS9: Kevan's Dazed Walk with Quark
Alt: Star Trek DS9: Keevan's reanimated corpse shambles down a corridor of Empok Nor.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The only LLMs I like are Lovely Lady Muscles
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
fighting the problematic stereotype of 'only the bad guys are weird sex perverts' by making the good-hearted protagonist an even weirder sex pervert
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Chillbo Hangins @fivethree.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
These tasted tragically weird
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Think about how much the clip of “Yub Nub” from the original cut of RotJ will be played the day it happens
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 14/08/2025
hat that says "if you're not masturbating to me I can only assume you're masturbating against me"
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Chillbo Hangins @fivethree.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
The Algorithm has misinterpreted my breeding kink
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
this comforts me in some small way
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Chillbo Hangins @fivethree.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
You have to defend the right for art and media to be "sexually gratifying" You have to defend "gratification" You have to defend the right for people to get off nasty style You need to be more disgusted with people who want to say what people can do with their own time and money than x or y kink
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Chillbo Hangins @fivethree.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
A handjob tutorial series called ‘Squeezing the Means of Production’
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
i’m more intrigued by what grimace’s dick would feel like
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 18/08/2025
when youre at the escape room and your big metal cock ring falls off and rolls down your pant leg and someone thinks thats part of the puzzle <<<<<<<< #FirstWorldProblems
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Weird agency trying to desluttify our female MC: We think this will do quite well to make the Ghostbusters cartoon more wholesome Me: [tossing folder across table] It's called Janinecest. Teens across America are already drawing before and after Janine kissing. Try again
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 03/07/2025
Average Democratic politician: Zohran Mamdani must answer for the Suez Crisis Average Democratic voter: <goes to a rally in the pouring rain and holds up a picture of the Nuremberg gallows with various Trump administration figures' faces glued on>
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 01/07/2025
Sooner or later you're gonna have to come to terms with the fact that you can't combat creating concentration camps and kidnapping people off the streets by voting harder
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Chillbo Hangins @fivethree.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
My dear friend who’s dog sitting Halwyn makes just the best videos
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 01/07/2025
Husb [visibly shaking, holding the Warhammer 40K 7th edition rulebook in front of me]: hey wanna hear about some cool stuff
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dogdyke @hound-dyke.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
ppls reactions to kinks they don't like is so overblown, noone is forcing you to jerk off to it. noone is grabbing your cock while forcefully holding you down. tying you to a chair and buzzing you with a wand till you cant see through tears. noone is forcing their fingers in your mouth. theyre not g
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Chillbo Hangins @fivethree.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Fondue in Switzerland 🇨🇭
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
it bums me out how miserable you guys all seem dating. i used to LOVE dating. it’s supposed to be fun! low stakes sex tourism of your very own city! what have the apps wrought upon us all!
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
If you had a 15 year old who said this to you and seemed to believe it, you’d be up all night panicking about what it’s going to cost you in tutors to get them into the 2nd-to-last ranked public university in your state.
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Chillbo Hangins @fivethree.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Inspecting some 2000 year-old water drainage in Lugdunum (Lyon).
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,
zohran mamdani’s socialist promises: punk girls in fishnets
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Chillbo Hangins @fivethree.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I’m in her
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
this is an embarrassing thing for this guy to say in public but also touches on something that constantly rankles me, which is the vague idea of "feeling unsafe" as a problem that someone else needs to solve for you regardless of whether you are actually unsafe or not
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No, Mamdani won't enact a single anti-Jewish measure. I don't even know what those would be. But that's not the point. The point is that 400K of my neighbors don't care that he makes Jews feel unsafe. That's the real tragedy here.
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Chillbo Hangins @fivethree.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
The face of someone who’s about to get some très authentique kebab
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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
i think we as an app could be sluttier
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Chillbo Hangins @fivethree.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
“I’m looking for something that says ‘Mom likes leather.’”
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Chillbo Hangins @fivethree.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Even the pigeons in France know their rosé.
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Terminally von der Leyen @ciaran.operationglad.io · 24/06/2025
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Chillbo Hangins @fivethree.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
L’Cuc Chair
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🔪🔪Jonah 🔪🔪 @chateaucat.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Okay yall tell me what I'm missing boxd.it/I2f7s
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Movies Where Someone Gets Their Pussy Ate
A list of 31 films compiled on Letterboxd, including A History of Violence (2005), The Handmaiden (2016), Don't Look Now (1973), Trouble Every Day (2001) and Carol (2015).
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