iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i like to think there is one chinese spy that got lost in the tiktok transition and he is watching over my fyp today to help me feel okay

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Guess who got fucked over by the venus retrograde a day before it took place somehow

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

only being able to easily express anger is such a fucking prison

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i give it max 2 years before we get a taskmaster us. also thank you hulu for FINALLY putting it on streaming. now give us past seasons!

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

so icked out by that kiss that i might remove all the fanfics of them from my bookmarks bc it is cute and fun in character but out of it its just gross and weird

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

AND FOR THE RECORD i am a scorpio and i’m not there yet but i’m closer than i’ve ever been in the past 5 years

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i used to be a MACHINE. now i’m just a cog. i want to go back being a machine

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

is 1:30 too early to leave the office (validation responses only)

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

so bored today i am doing the tasks ive been procrastinating for like 3 weeks

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

having to explain myself to someone after i make a joke is like top 3 worst things to happen to me

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

i want to ask when and how buck became a father but i also deeply DEEPLY dont want to know. ive closed that chapter. be and bobby are at rest and we shouldnt be disturbed from our slumber.

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

i dont want to be a karen but someone i want to cosplay one on the internet but then i realize tone of voice wouldnt come through and people would think i’m serious so i cant

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

he hasnt texted me in 7 hours and i’m gonna throw up about it probably bc i want to talk to him. THIS IS DISGUSTING. I BARELY KNOW THIS MAN. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

i can already tell today is gonna be a bad mental day ugh

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

i actually like this guy. im gonna throw up. its disgusting. you guys do this shit willingly?

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

god please forgive me for the plant i just bought that i am likely to kill. i promise when it happens it wont have been on purpose amen

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

aquamarine ran so zara larson could also run

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

doctor said i seem very healthy which feels like getting an an A+!

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

you never know what someone is going through. for example i just saw a c*bertruck

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

scheduling a first date the evening after my gyno appointment is fucking insane. what is wrong with me?

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

i should stop being sexy and interesting and cool. its really ruining my life.

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

john stewart and hal jordan should just kiss

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

okay i have to talk about this. the guy i hooked up with had the CRAZIEST SLUT STRAND EVER. THE BEST MOST SWOOPIEST HAIR. I WAS ACTUALLY MESMERIZED. IVE NEVER SEEN A SLUT STRAND SLUT STRAND LIKE THAT IT WAS GLORIOUS. the man was there but THE STRAND YOU GUYS HOLY SHIT

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

guys don’t worry. im still avoidant. this was a moment of brief insanity spurred on by the book i was reading being really cute and i thought i wanted that too. IM SAFE FROM ROMANTIC FEELINGS OF ANY SORT.

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

megan thee stallion i speak french and am free next week just like fyi

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

i feel like a starved animal consuming books lately. and like i was a starved animal because i haven’t been able to consistently finish books back to back since i was in high school. but i feel feral

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

it has come to my (avid fanfic reader) attention that booktok thinks ch. 16 of love hypothesis is crazy smutty. this came as a great shock as i thought it was mild as fuck. dont get me wrong i loved it but they cut out like half the going at it. and then there was no more like what?

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

PREDICTION: i will fall in love soon. i had a premonition just now so posting for posterity sake.

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

why is nothing so intimate as two men being mortal enemies?

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

sometimes i feel insecure about my abilities but then i remember i took basically high level econ courses entirely in french and made As at one of the best universities in the world so like actually i am that girl

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

having a lot of anxiety around my parents being assholes to my sister and like it doesnt have anything technically to do with me but i am so shocked by their lack of support i cant stop thinking about it and worrying that they are not going to realize what dicks they are being and apologize to her

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

hannibal is one of those shows i let marinate for years for the perfect moment to watch. it is a million times gayer than i could have predicted.

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

DREAMS DO COME TRUE AND THE SEROROKI FIC I HAVE WAITED FOREVER TO UPDATE WAS UPDATED SIX YEARS LATER AHHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA CRY

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

going to the ren faire and im so excited but it is also kinda embarrassing to walk through my lobby with elf ears on wish me luck

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

god forbid i want someone’s tongue down my throat. i live in hell. a tongueless makeoutless hell. no i wont acknowledge the hundred of matches i have on hinge and if you had been on the last 3 dates i went on you wouldnt either.

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

do you think the scralet letter was inspired by anne boleyn

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

i see your proposal ao3 and it is rejected. this might be 3am my time but it still does not work for me. pick a different day. i suggest february 30th.

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

i dont want to be famous but i do want to have my big life events posted by pop base so i can be demure about it but still tell everyone the tea. also it would be so fun to read fanfics about me.

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

hands cold. want hot bath. instead i get work dinner. no bath until 9.

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

at the halfway point of my 50k word fic and we just changed povs for the first time. IT. IS. ON.

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

olandria’s posting memes on her insta stories. idk what happened but they hit they pentagon

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

my worst nightmare is becoming a mother and having 3 sons. honestly even one son i would be disappointed with. which is why i have decided motherhood is not for me. but i would be a great dad.

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

imagine trying to join ao3 during the great wattpad migration. people are gonna be waiting for admin approval for YEARS

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

apparently this is a hot take but wattpad users SHOULD come to ao3. it was literally created to prevent censorship exactly like this

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✨lolololohshit✨ @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

my family never, and i mean NEVER, sees the vision

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