Reposted by Dumb Bitch Juice ✨Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 2hOh, lonely death on lonely life! Oh, now I feel my topmost greatness lies in my topmost grief. 312923
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 10hOne of the best things I’ve ever done for myself is putting a roll of paper towels in my car 030
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 07/10/2026Can’t stop cranking on my hurdy-gurdy God bless you @kenjennings.bsky.social 010
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 06/10/2026Left tea in my water bottle without realizing it and it’s full of mold and I took a big swig Good morning 2110
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 05/10/2026One of the best parts of being autistic is loving bland foods I put literally 1/8th of a teaspoon of soup base in this ramen bowl and that’s almost too much No sodium maxxing for me babyyyyy 180
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 05/10/2026Walked down and up the hill because I felt too guilty leaving my parking spot in case I stole someone else’s spot which normally I couldn’t care less about but today it was a fucking nightmare 100
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 03/10/2026Watched Fight Club I’m too old for this shit 170
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 02/10/2026County is raising property taxes and understandably people are upset but we’re getting a ton of “county employees don’t need to be paid more!” Ma’am I could make more if I worked at Target 170
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 02/10/2026Rolled over my 401k which was doing phenomenal and it probably won’t be phenomenal anymore but we all have to make mistakes :)))))))) 020
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 02/10/2026Hey not to sound rude but I don’t give a single shit if you have a mom or a sister or a daughter or a niece or aunt or whatever, women are people, and women were people before you realized it :)))))) women who aren’t related to you are people :)))))))) 151
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 02/10/2026Me continuously eating apples even though I’ve had a canker sore for a week : ow ow ow so crunchy and cold ow ow ow 240
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 02/10/2026This is not a bug this is reality 021
Reposted by Dumb Bitch Juice ✨dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026[0010732] Cannot question the broad poet, Kege Bengelbekdil, on a vampire he mentions, nor the town it occupies 0103
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 02/10/20262027 Budget Address lets goooooooo 120
Reposted by Dumb Bitch Juice ✨dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026[0011121] Necromancer Dawrfs create hostile Zombies. 054
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 02/10/2026My mom called Sweet Freak “Charlie” which is not his name, but is the name of one of our ducks. Which means my mom remembers Sweet Freak in the same part of her brain that she remembers me and my brother and every one of our pets that we’ve ever had because she’ll call us their names before our own 180
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 01/10/2026I need to work with crabby old folks who have already lived their lives and been through the trenches of shit I cannot be the one teaching people in their mid and late 20s that the world exists outside of them 160
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 01/10/2026I want to feel..: relief and reassurance… that people are reacting so trendy and negatively to how the Cornell case was handled But instead I am feeling… fucking annoyed honestly and … in awe? That so many people are surprised by it? That they’ve had their heads in the sand for so long and it took 1101
Reposted by Dumb Bitch Juice ✨jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/10/2026listen if peak era Harrison Ford in a "veggin' out" muumuu with a picture of a happy relaxed celery stalk on it doesn't appeal to you, that's a you problem 161
Reposted by Dumb Bitch Juice ✨FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026PUTIN: AI will take more responsibilty in war 001
Reposted by Dumb Bitch Juice ✨jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/10/2026listen debra it's like that Phoebe Bridgers song. the tennis ball isn't trying to kill you, it just doesn't care if it kills you 081
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 01/10/2026The problem with my mom and I both driving extremely recognizable cars is it makes it much harder to do illegal shit 100
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 30/09/2026Reminder : do not go into a courthouse, start legal filings, and then when told you don’t have the correct documentation, ask the staff “well what if I just lie?” Now your name is on a list and we all know your face lmao 1120
Reposted by Dumb Bitch Juice ✨˗ˏˋuıʍʇdəəɹɔˎˊ˗👑 king of taking a break👑 @creeptwin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Everyone's an ally til you don't want to fuck them 0192
Reposted by Dumb Bitch Juice ✨Mister Rogers Bot @misterrogersbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There is no chance of redemption if the goal is annihilation. 031
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 29/09/2026Opened a new IRA and got a letter from the government saying “hey, you make so little money that we’re willing to match $1,000 a year in contributions. Sorry you’re so poor” Very cool 170
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 28/09/2026say it with me now NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED 131
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 28/09/2026If I had a wife like Keely Brosnan,,,, I don’t know if I could get anything done I would simply gaze at her all day, probably either away into nothingness because I couldn’t take my eyes off her 120
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 28/09/2026Just found out having a cold can make your armpits hurt Why is the human body like this 170
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 28/09/2026Our cats are disgusting monsters when they eat and somehow get food up to two feet UP THE WALL so I had to make what we affectionately call “wall bibs” to prevent a mess 180
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 27/09/2026Great news, the cold I’ve been fighting for four days has turned my snot yellow which according to Mayo Clinic means I’m gonna di- wait, it means my cold is almost over!! Even better!! 070
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 26/09/2026“I’m just racist against people from New Jersey” 000
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 25/09/2026Shoutout to microfiber towels You get a lot of hate for your texture but it’s the only thing that doesn’t that doesn’t chafe my nose raw when I’m sick like this 040
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 25/09/2026We caught another little bastard whose been eating the ducks food Makes me want a pet rat so fucking bad but he is meant for the wild He was relocated to a wooded area a few blocks away where there were plenty of birds and chipmunks around so I’m confident he’ll thrive 060
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 25/09/2026I have over 120 hours of sick time and am so sick today I can’t even talk so FUCK IT I am staying home 1130
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 25/09/2026Every single time I fall asleep I somehow have the worst. Nightmare I’ve ever had 140
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 24/09/2026Look at the beauty and horror (complimentary) that’s created when we use human imagination instead of AI!! 072
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 24/09/2026Lin so fucking tired of the “don’t be nice to me out of pity” attitude I’m not being nice because I pity you, I’m being nice because I’m a nice person. Fuck you. If you don’t want me to be nice anymore I won’t, but don’t act like you’re special. Nobody is special, that’s why I’m nice to everyone 040
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 23/09/2026Did my workout anyway and fucked up my hip, I’m a real (home) gym rat now!! 020
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 23/09/2026Goddamn luteal phase kicking my ass 030
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 23/09/2026“You don’t want to work for a place like that anyway, you dodged a bullet!” They also dodged the paycheck they probably sorely need soooooo Sometimes working for shithole companies for a few months IS actually better than nothing 030
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 23/09/2026Anytime I make a joke about being autistic, other people suddenly feel comfortable making the same jokes and it’s like Hey buddy? I spent thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours in therapy to find out I’m autistic You don’t get to stolen valor me on this one 160
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 23/09/2026Not liking country music doesn’t make you cool and cultured Jeannie C. Reilly and Loretta Lynn could kick your ass without breaking a nail 240
Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 23/09/2026Yesterday as we were leaving work a man was standing on the (public) sidewalk talking photos of everyone as they left the parking lot We’re having a very interesting discussion about the ethics and legality of the instance and people are BIG MAD that being weird =/= illegal 010