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@thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com
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The carbs could not be simpler. But you know what? You do you. Do you even know what a wawa is? Go birds 🦅 She/her

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 2h
Oh, lonely death on lonely life! Oh, now I feel my topmost greatness lies in my topmost grief.
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 10h
One of the best things I’ve ever done for myself is putting a roll of paper towels in my car
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 07/10/2026
Can’t stop cranking on my hurdy-gurdy God bless you @kenjennings.bsky.social
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 06/10/2026
Left tea in my water bottle without realizing it and it’s full of mold and I took a big swig Good morning
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 05/10/2026
One of the best parts of being autistic is loving bland foods I put literally 1/8th of a teaspoon of soup base in this ramen bowl and that’s almost too much No sodium maxxing for me babyyyyy
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 05/10/2026
Walked down and up the hill because I felt too guilty leaving my parking spot in case I stole someone else’s spot which normally I couldn’t care less about but today it was a fucking nightmare
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 05/10/2026
IN 👏 THAT 👏 ORDER 👏
Play : don’t stop the music 
Green Day : international super hits!
Green Day : American idiot 
SpongeBob’s greatest hits
Hunter Hayes
Hunter Hayes : storyline
Neck deep : life’s not out to get you
Sabrina carpenter : man’s best friend 
Bad religion : recipe for hate
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 04/10/2026
@cpsc.gov can u confirm
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 03/10/2026
Watched Fight Club I’m too old for this shit
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 02/10/2026
County is raising property taxes and understandably people are upset but we’re getting a ton of “county employees don’t need to be paid more!” Ma’am I could make more if I worked at Target
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 02/10/2026
Rolled over my 401k which was doing phenomenal and it probably won’t be phenomenal anymore but we all have to make mistakes :))))))))
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 02/10/2026
Hey not to sound rude but I don’t give a single shit if you have a mom or a sister or a daughter or a niece or aunt or whatever, women are people, and women were people before you realized it :)))))) women who aren’t related to you are people :))))))))
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 02/10/2026
Me continuously eating apples even though I’ve had a canker sore for a week : ow ow ow so crunchy and cold ow ow ow
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 02/10/2026
This is not a bug this is reality
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[0010732] Cannot question the broad poet, Kege Bengelbekdil, on a vampire he mentions, nor the town it occupies
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 02/10/2026
2027 Budget Address lets goooooooo
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[0011121] Necromancer Dawrfs create hostile Zombies.
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 02/10/2026
My mom called Sweet Freak “Charlie” which is not his name, but is the name of one of our ducks. Which means my mom remembers Sweet Freak in the same part of her brain that she remembers me and my brother and every one of our pets that we’ve ever had because she’ll call us their names before our own
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 01/10/2026
I need to work with crabby old folks who have already lived their lives and been through the trenches of shit I cannot be the one teaching people in their mid and late 20s that the world exists outside of them
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 01/10/2026
I want to feel..: relief and reassurance… that people are reacting so trendy and negatively to how the Cornell case was handled But instead I am feeling… fucking annoyed honestly and … in awe? That so many people are surprised by it? That they’ve had their heads in the sand for so long and it took
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/10/2026
listen if peak era Harrison Ford in a "veggin' out" muumuu with a picture of a happy relaxed celery stalk on it doesn't appeal to you, that's a you problem
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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PUTIN: AI will take more responsibilty in war
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/10/2026
listen debra it's like that Phoebe Bridgers song. the tennis ball isn't trying to kill you, it just doesn't care if it kills you
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 01/10/2026
The problem with my mom and I both driving extremely recognizable cars is it makes it much harder to do illegal shit
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 30/09/2026
Reminder : do not go into a courthouse, start legal filings, and then when told you don’t have the correct documentation, ask the staff “well what if I just lie?” Now your name is on a list and we all know your face lmao
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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˗ˏˋuıʍʇdəəɹɔˎˊ˗👑 king of taking a break👑 @creeptwin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyone's an ally til you don't want to fuck them
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Mister Rogers Bot @misterrogersbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is no chance of redemption if the goal is annihilation.
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 29/09/2026
Opened a new IRA and got a letter from the government saying “hey, you make so little money that we’re willing to match $1,000 a year in contributions. Sorry you’re so poor” Very cool
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 28/09/2026
say it with me now NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 28/09/2026
If I had a wife like Keely Brosnan,,,, I don’t know if I could get anything done I would simply gaze at her all day, probably either away into nothingness because I couldn’t take my eyes off her
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 28/09/2026
Just found out having a cold can make your armpits hurt Why is the human body like this
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 28/09/2026
Our cats are disgusting monsters when they eat and somehow get food up to two feet UP THE WALL so I had to make what we affectionately call “wall bibs” to prevent a mess
A small wall hanging hung close to the floor near some food bowls
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Ko-tutankhamun @kingoftheu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 27/09/2026
Great news, the cold I’ve been fighting for four days has turned my snot yellow which according to Mayo Clinic means I’m gonna di- wait, it means my cold is almost over!! Even better!!
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 26/09/2026
That’s my nephew
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 26/09/2026
“I’m just racist against people from New Jersey”
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 25/09/2026
Elaine benes cleaning her glasses saying “it fell [blows] at ahab’s feet”
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 25/09/2026
Shoutout to microfiber towels You get a lot of hate for your texture but it’s the only thing that doesn’t that doesn’t chafe my nose raw when I’m sick like this
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 25/09/2026
We caught another little bastard whose been eating the ducks food Makes me want a pet rat so fucking bad but he is meant for the wild He was relocated to a wooded area a few blocks away where there were plenty of birds and chipmunks around so I’m confident he’ll thrive
Big ole beautiful gray rat in a trap and release cage
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 25/09/2026
I have over 120 hours of sick time and am so sick today I can’t even talk so FUCK IT I am staying home
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 25/09/2026
Every single time I fall asleep I somehow have the worst. Nightmare I’ve ever had
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 24/09/2026
Look at the beauty and horror (complimentary) that’s created when we use human imagination instead of AI!!
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 24/09/2026
Lin so fucking tired of the “don’t be nice to me out of pity” attitude I’m not being nice because I pity you, I’m being nice because I’m a nice person. Fuck you. If you don’t want me to be nice anymore I won’t, but don’t act like you’re special. Nobody is special, that’s why I’m nice to everyone
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 23/09/2026
Did my workout anyway and fucked up my hip, I’m a real (home) gym rat now!!
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 23/09/2026
Goddamn luteal phase kicking my ass
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 23/09/2026
“You don’t want to work for a place like that anyway, you dodged a bullet!” They also dodged the paycheck they probably sorely need soooooo Sometimes working for shithole companies for a few months IS actually better than nothing
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 23/09/2026
Anytime I make a joke about being autistic, other people suddenly feel comfortable making the same jokes and it’s like Hey buddy? I spent thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours in therapy to find out I’m autistic You don’t get to stolen valor me on this one
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 23/09/2026
Not liking country music doesn’t make you cool and cultured Jeannie C. Reilly and Loretta Lynn could kick your ass without breaking a nail
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Dumb Bitch Juice ✨ @thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com · 23/09/2026
Yesterday as we were leaving work a man was standing on the (public) sidewalk talking photos of everyone as they left the parking lot We’re having a very interesting discussion about the ethics and legality of the instance and people are BIG MAD that being weird =/= illegal
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