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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion

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Spry, with a profound knowledge of the river (She/her)

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/10/2026
There’s two kinds of prog rock: prog rock that makes you smart, and prog rock that makes you stupid. And you can’t tell the difference until it’s too late, and the polarities are reversing all the time
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Toad of Frogland
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Some lucky folk witnessed the IRL meeting of two real ones, @toyotacorolla.bsky.social!
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
cs lewis jr
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Life Update: Lost the municipal council election seat by 30 votes! With only 37% voter turnout!!! Interesting experience and folks are telling me to run again next time 🤝
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
S Tier Dad sports take
Me: What are your thoughts on the Blue Jays? Think they can grab the title?

Dad: No! Cheering for the Dodgers. Blow Jay's ruined 1992 & 1993 for me!

Me: Haha! Well, we'll have to see what happens

Dad: Once a Tigers fan, always a Tigers fan!
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Mojo Nixon doesn't work here
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Strigoi Loose
The protective iron bars on a grave have fallen, allowing evil spirits contained within to walk free amongst weak men. Not even God can save them now.
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
August Triptych
Audiobook screenshot On Mysticism by Jorge Luis BorgesGuinea pigs Fronk, Sidon, and Beedle during cage clean timePensive Marc Bolan
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Three spooky canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃 @lids.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
There really should be a corporate death penalty where the company is either nationalized or liquidated, the shareholders get absolutely nothing, and the entire c-suite goes to jail
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I couldn't be more pleased with my new tattoo of Marc Bolan riding a skateboard. If you are in Toronto, check out @mending.moon___ on Insta - she is so awesome!
A photo of T. Rex singer and Briths Glam Rock icon, Marc Bolan, in a pink shirt with yellow letters spelling MARC and orange pants riding a skateboard My tattoo of the image of beautiful Marc Bolan riding a skateboard!
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Staples should make a kind of edible paper for office employees
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Matt Elliott @graphicmatt.com · 10/07/2025
🌳🌳🌳 Welcome to Tree Thread: The Sequel. Ten years ago today — July 10, 2015 — Toronto kicked off the 2015 Pan Am Games. To mark the event, 41 trees were planted along a section of Front Street East — one for each country or territory. In this thread, again, I'll review the state of every tree.
Plaque commemorating the 2015 Pan Am/Parapan Am Games in Toronto, titled “41 Trees.” The plaque features the Toronto 2015 logo, and logos of major partners including CIBC, the Mississaugas of the New Credit First Nation, City of Toronto, Government of Canada, and Government of Ontario.

Text (English side):

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41 TREES

In the summer of 2015, Toronto hosted the XVII Pan American and V Parapan American Games, the largest international multi-sport Games in Canada’s history. These 41 trees, which stand on the traditional lands of the Mississaugas of the New Credit First Nation, are in tribute to the 41 participating countries and territories, and the talent, commitment and teamwork of the athletes who were here in pursuit of a dream.

More than 10,000 athletes, coaches and officials participated in the TORONTO 2015 Games, thanks to the funding and leadership of the Government of Canada, the Province of Ontario, the City of Toronto, Lead Partner CIBC and 15 other municipalities across the Greater Golden Horseshoe region, three universities and more than a dozen other civic-minded corporate sponsors. None of it would have been possible without the passionate dedication of 23,000-plus Games-time volunteers. United We Play.
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
How It's Made, ballpoint pens shot
A photograph of the show How It's Made on a television, showing the production of ballpoint pens.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 13/06/2025
tried to research something for a joke and got sidetracked by Google fabricating an R.E.M. song that does not exist
The lyrics you're looking for are likely from the R.E.M. song "Soldier™. This is a
Song from their 1986 album Lifes Rich Pageant, it uses imagery and language
that suggests the song is about a group of soldiers, possibly those who fought
in the Civil War. @

Here are some lines from the song to provide context:
* "We used to be the sun”
+ "But now we're gone”
* "And we don't get to be the sun”
* "We're just a memory"
* "Amemory of you"

+ "Amemory of the sun’

The song explores themes of loss, displacement, and the fading away of a past
identity, possibly referring to the soldiers and their experiences.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I'm not setting up a tripwire around my camp site to catch the Predator. Just kill me
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🏴‍☠️commadork69🏴‍☠️ @commadork69.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
love unlocking the genetic memories of my ancestors battling powerful primordial fowl
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I am playing a King Gizzard and the Wizard Lizard album and excited to see the first song is 18 mins long years old
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I gotta get this
Cover of a book: 
Iconophages: A history of Ingesting Images 
By Jérémie Koering
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Should I run for town council?
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I don't want AI. I want tomato paste in a squeezable tube.
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
See the steam rising off the jungle frog, feel the cold setting in on the savanna toad
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
could this be the drink of the summer 🤔🤔🤔
Can of Canada Dry zero sugar raspberry lemonade ginger ale
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Council for Canadian Urbanism @canurbanism.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
“This is exactly where an architecture policy can play a key role. And by “architecture” we shouldn’t just think of buildings. We should think of buildings and landscapes as well as transportation infrastructure, plazas and parkways as elements of the built environment that make our society thrive.”
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Heather Bee Photography 🇨🇦 @hbphotography.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada 🇨🇦 with @eagleeyeadventures.bsky.social #MarineLife 🦑 #WhaleSky 🐋 #TravelLocal
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I need to get a message to Sir Paul McCartney. Please advise.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I’m howling at Blanchet’s quick dismissal of Alberta’s “independence” saying such a movement requires “a culture of their own, and I’m not certain that oil and gas qualifies as a culture”. It’s true. You can’t really name anything Alberta invented culturally youtube.com/shorts/tY4vW...
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Bloc leader tells Alberta: Separating from Canada "requires a culture," not just "oil and gas"
YouTube video by Global News
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lincoln carpenter, skeleton @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I say this with all the kindness in my heart: If you care about this, you have strayed perilously from the path towards nirvana
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hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
a guy like me could easily excel in the Precambrian era. I enjoy nutrients and regularly seek out heat sources. Not really a big deal
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 08/05/2025
I'm definitely going to scan my eyeball with the orb created by the company named Palantir
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Outdoor classroom starter pack 5 logs and a chalkboard Starting at $9,800
Add from OutClass for an outdoor class starter pack consisting of 5 logs and a chalkboard for the starting price of $9,800
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Is there anything this guy couldn't do?
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ripcinema @ripcinema.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
david cross in the Mr show "pre-taped call in show" bit
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Marge’s therapist: THE MONKEES WEREN'T ABOUT MUSIC, MARGE. THEY WERE ABOUT REBELLION, ABOUT POLITICAL AND SOCIAL UPHEAVAL!
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I drowned mining for underwater coal in my minecraft game, so they should be cautious and maybe get some potions first. Also, the underwater zombies are a bummer.
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
My pulp / my paper
A plastic bin with pinkish orange paper pulp floating in waterSheets of dry paper in a light pink colour
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Grandma is Santa's Little Helpering it outta here
A guinea pig squeezing her face through the bars of the cage compared with Simpsons images of Santa's Little Helper going T-1000 to escape the car window
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The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @lorenzothecat.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
And now, my favorite Easter tradition.
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Pam Wishbow @pamwishbow.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Just updated my website with some new charm designs, so I'm going to introduce some. I make charms for a secret society I made up, for those who need a little something to cling to called The Order of the Empty Cup. I'm still figuring out what to do with it. www.pamwishbow.com/order-of-the...
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order of the empty cup — PAM WISHBOW
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Pound for pound one of the best comedy shows ever made and this episode in particular is up there for best episode of TV ever made.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
one of the most important moments in television
Two stills from the television show Review showing the host sitting in a dinner booth. In the first he is smiling and looking well with the table covered in plates of pancakes before him.In this picture most of the pancakes are eaten and the host is sobbing and looking in distress
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Using my mind sickle to reap thoughts and images from the withering crops of my cerebral fields
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 15/04/2025
Lunch time. And you know what that means… time for lunch
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Kaspar Hauser ass government
A news headline reading: Economic situation is a 'self-inflicted wound' says former U.S. treasury secretary
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
👀
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Another recent find in the same genre as USSA: Teenocracy I can find no information on the author, except that there is another guy named Robert Shirley that is a Satanist and has a podcast.
Book: Teenocracy by Robert Shirley
Tagline: Not just wild in the streets, but wild everywhere!
The back of Teenocracy with some pithy slogan like descriptions of Teenocracy, most importantly describing the Teen Test, which is also Russian Roulette for gov't officials.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 7, Episode 5
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 09/04/2025
The older I get the more I feel like a sapphic Elim Garak: loves fashion, would romance an inquisitive innocent, has a mysterious backstory, has committed multiple war crimes
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zoë @zo-e.xyz · 06/04/2025
hey i'm fucking begging you to stop reposting generated images. if you don't know how to tell the difference, i found this and it is extremely helpful. elearn.eb.com/real-vs-ai-i... being thoughtful and observant goes a long way.
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Spotting AI: Knowing How to Recognise Real vs AI Images - Britannica Education
How good is your eye for AI? Take Britannica's Real vs AI Images Quiz to find out.
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