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Dr Kat Day (she/her) 🎃🌒 @chronicleflask.katday.com · 06/10/2025
Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
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Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want.
To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough,
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other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it.
Gross.And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.
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Three spooky canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃 @lids.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
This is a good time to remember that your “personal carbon footprint” was devised by BP to make it our fault, not theirs
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Three spooky canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃 @lids.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
There is no greater American tradition than pulling up the ladder the moment it becomes economically convenient to do so
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But Dave Died 10 Years Ago This Very Night @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Hello, I'm Nexie, your AI assistant! Think of me like a coworker — I'm here to help! It sounds like you need some assistance with 'how do i deactivate torment nexus'. Let me just get some account details from you. First, can you please enter the email address you entered the torment nexus with?
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Again, if your business model ever leads you to think, "we need to get more engagement and input from transphobes, racists, and other assorted assholes," then you need to pause, reflect, and change course.
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Three spooky canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃 @lids.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I like that they care more about the feelings of slopjockeys than the lives of trans people
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GlaireDaggers🍉🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @glairedaggers.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
The fact that this got slapped with the "intolerance" label is really just the icing on the cake huh
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Tess Owen @tessowen.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Judging by the responses to this DHS post, its goal seems to be to mock the physical appearance of a (presumably) American protester. I wonder if we can think of another political movement in history that was obsessed with the physical appearance of its citizens
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Andrew Parker @andrewparker.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Fascinating to see that someone can be banned from this site for “promoting hateful content” while the CEO argues that ackshually banning notorious transphobic bigots would be wrong because of free speech. I wonder the difference might be.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2025
i love the domino effect of trans people asking the moderation team to take harassment of trans people seriously and instead decided to perma ban a black guy who was one of the earliest users here
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
CEO: we're all trying to improve this place You: so you're gonna kick out the guy who keeps trying to kill me, right CEO: You: You're gonna kick out the guy who has literally helped kiwifarms target me personally, right CEO: WAFFLES
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Null convention @nullconvention.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
So they changed the rules to ban Link but not Singal. Curious!
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
It’s 2037 and my microwave is prompting me to download the Hot Pocket Plus Pass for $9.99 a month
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Bari is going to run CBS News not because of her journalism, or even because of The Free Press, but because much of the mainstream media serves as a vessel for elites to distribute power to their allies
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Three spooky canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃 @lids.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Great analysis.
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 06/10/2025
A particularly astonishing fact when you consider that adopting this strategy has already resulted in failure at every level imaginable.
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Three spooky canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃 @lids.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
“See America: We Won’t Kidnap You*”
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Three spooky canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃 @lids.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
sickos.gif
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Three spooky canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃 @lids.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
You couldn’t make the Dukes of Hazzard today because the bad guy is a rich asshole who owns everything including the cops
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 04/10/2025
Weaponized gratitude is a key tool in the abuser's toolkit. The goal is to convince the victim that they owe the abuser so much, they should feel guilty for wanting to complain.
Tweet from the VP:
Joy Reid has had such a good life in this country. It's been
overwhelmingly kind and gracious to her. She is far wealthier than most.
Yet she oozes with contempt.
My honest, non-trolling advice to Joy Reid is that you'd be a much
happier person if you showed a little gratitude
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Three spooky canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃 @lids.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
God gives his strongest soldiers the heaviest burdens
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
so the US government just forced a tech company to delete an app it doesn’t like, which is totally normal stuff www.404media.co/iceblock-own...
404media.co
ICEBlock Owner After Apple Removes App: ‘We Are Determined to Fight This’
Apple removed ICEBlock reportedly after direct pressure from Department of Justice officials. “I am incredibly disappointed by Apple's actions today. Capitulating to an authoritarian regime is never t...
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Three spooky canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃 @lids.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Hello Cincinnati
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
reddit occupied government
Ken Dilanian
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The challenge coins being handed out by @FBIDirectorKash. Seems someone put a lot of thought into this.
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Felicity Hannah @felicityhannah.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.
Article reads:
Woman named as Archbishop of Canterbury in historic first 

The 63-year-old archbishop-designate is married to Eamonn Mullally, with whom she has two children. Originally from Woking in Surrey, she was the UK's chief nursing officer from 1999 to 2004.
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Three spooky canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃 @lids.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Woman worked really hard for this
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 03/10/2025
Absolutely insane push notification lol
Bloomberg Today
23m ago
Donald Trump said it will be "a big insult" if he doesn't win the Nobel Peace Prize. Some fear the outcome if he's overlooked.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I’m genuinely interested in people who alter their political views because it is unusual. Sometimes it involves real discovery and sometimes it reflects that you had no deep underlying principles to start with.
Cody Johnston @drmistercody
The Left got a little too PC so I changed all of my opinions about the economy, social issues, systemic racism, health care, and history.
Sums up Kasparian's justification quite well.
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Three spooky canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃 @lids.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
China bad because government controls your phone
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 03/10/2025
This was done at the direction of Pam Bondi. The US government is now dictating what apps you can have on your phone. The underlying threat here is if Apple didn't comply, they'd slap billions in tariffs on Apple products.
Alt text: Screenshot of a Fox News Digital article reporting that Apple removed the ICEBlock tracking app from its App Store after the Department of Justice raised safety concerns. The article states DOJ officials, under Attorney General Pam Bondi, asked Apple to take down the app, claiming it endangered law enforcement officers and shielded illegal immigrants. Bondi confirmed the removal in a statement, saying ICEBlock put ICE agents at risk and emphasized DOJ’s commitment to protecting federal officers.
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Imagine saying this with zero irony.
Headline from Variety with a quote from Dave Chappelle while performing at Riyadh Comedy Festival “It’s easier to talk in Saudi Arabia than it is in America”
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 03/10/2025
“we heard tale of expanding the tent”
Photo of the three vampires from “sinners” trying to get invited into the juke joint where a party is happening
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
A quick note about money and comedy and power. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
On a more serious note, Collins thinks the Riyadh lineup reflects something dire about both American politics and the bifurcated woke-versus-anti-woke comedy scene. Collins says there’s “a lot of money” behind enticing anti-woke comics to shill for the political project on the right. “I also like money, but I think getting hundreds of thousands of dollars to tell jokes for 10 minutes about ‘airline food is bad’ is actually illustrative of a much larger thing: The stuff that’s getting greenlit is not necessarily popular with the populace. It’s popular with rich people who are sick of being yelled at in the media. They are using some of these people as vehicles for whatever the comedy equivalent of greenwashing is.”
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Three spooky canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃 @lids.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Once again The Free Press wants to inspect your genitals
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Three spooky canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃 @lids.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
“Mr. Pope” sounds like a buddy sitcom
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Hare 🍉 @haredurer.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
"To a man and woman, however, Trump and his reichsministers look like one of three things: octogenarian stroke victims, rejected Archer characters, or a Garbage Pail Kid named “Brain-Worm BOBBY.”
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SPine (tingling) Cellar (OOOoooo) 💀 @pinecellar.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Fuck every tech/agency job that forces you to drag yourself over coals for scraps. This job is essentially slavery with “fast firing”
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 02/10/2025
Amazing take, 11/10 no notes.
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Three spooky canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃 @lids.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Very surprised to see cozying up to fascists working poorly for the ADL
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 01/10/2025
ceo of bluesky: arh har har har the waffles joke i fix dat so real big problem fr 💯 meanwhile on bluesky: people getting banned for defending transgender people from people telling them to kill themselves. nazis showing up and telling black people they’re not people, and defenders are being banned.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Fascism: assigning blame for all the problems caused by capitalism to minorities in order to defend the interests of the capitalist class. Et voila.
Vance: "If you're an American citizen and you've been to the hospital in the last few years, you've probably noticed that wait times are especially large and very often somebody who's there in the ER is an illegal alien. Why do those people get healthcare benefits at hospitals paid for by American citizens?"
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Zohran Mamdani calling it a genocide on The View and getting applause.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
In a city of world-class artists and production crew hunting for the next gig, Andrew Cuomo made a TV ad the same way he wrote his housing policy: with AI. Then again, maybe a fake Cuomo is better than the real one?
An AI generated image of Andrew Cuomo driving a train.An AI generated image of Andrew Cuomo working on the outside of a building.An AI generated image of Andrew Cuomo on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 01/10/2025
who among us has not hacked up a journalist with a bone saw or hung a college activist from their ankles until death
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Bill Burr Defends Performing at Controversial Riyadh Comedy Festival: “They’re Just Like Us”
The actor-comedian details his experience at the event: "Definitely one of the top three experiences I've ever had ... I think it's going to lead to a lot of positive things."
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UNGOLIANT @gorgol.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses
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Three spooky canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃 @lids.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
‘My "Not a pedo" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.’
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onion person @junlper.beer · 30/09/2025
why did he say this
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