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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion

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Spry, with a profound knowledge of the river (She/her)

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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
S Tier Dad sports take
Me: What are your thoughts on the Blue Jays? Think they can grab the title?

Dad: No! Cheering for the Dodgers. Blow Jay's ruined 1992 & 1993 for me!

Me: Haha! Well, we'll have to see what happens

Dad: Once a Tigers fan, always a Tigers fan!
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Strigoi Loose
The protective iron bars on a grave have fallen, allowing evil spirits contained within to walk free amongst weak men. Not even God can save them now.
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
August Triptych
Audiobook screenshot On Mysticism by Jorge Luis BorgesGuinea pigs Fronk, Sidon, and Beedle during cage clean timePensive Marc Bolan
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I couldn't be more pleased with my new tattoo of Marc Bolan riding a skateboard. If you are in Toronto, check out @mending.moon___ on Insta - she is so awesome!
A photo of T. Rex singer and Briths Glam Rock icon, Marc Bolan, in a pink shirt with yellow letters spelling MARC and orange pants riding a skateboard My tattoo of the image of beautiful Marc Bolan riding a skateboard!
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
How It's Made, ballpoint pens shot
A photograph of the show How It's Made on a television, showing the production of ballpoint pens.
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I gotta get this
Cover of a book: 
Iconophages: A history of Ingesting Images 
By Jérémie Koering
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Outdoor classroom starter pack 5 logs and a chalkboard Starting at $9,800
Add from OutClass for an outdoor class starter pack consisting of 5 logs and a chalkboard for the starting price of $9,800
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
My pulp / my paper
A plastic bin with pinkish orange paper pulp floating in waterSheets of dry paper in a light pink colour
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Grandma is Santa's Little Helpering it outta here
A guinea pig squeezing her face through the bars of the cage compared with Simpsons images of Santa's Little Helper going T-1000 to escape the car window
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Kaspar Hauser ass government
A news headline reading: Economic situation is a 'self-inflicted wound' says former U.S. treasury secretary
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Another recent find in the same genre as USSA: Teenocracy I can find no information on the author, except that there is another guy named Robert Shirley that is a Satanist and has a podcast.
Book: Teenocracy by Robert Shirley
Tagline: Not just wild in the streets, but wild everywhere!
The back of Teenocracy with some pithy slogan like descriptions of Teenocracy, most importantly describing the Teen Test, which is also Russian Roulette for gov't officials.
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Here's the table of contents and i think most are included!
The table of contents of IPTSF, page 1The table of contents of IPTSF, page 2
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Incredible find at the 2nd hand store: Introductory Psychology through Science Fiction
A vintage textbook: Introductory Psychology through Science Fiction

The image on the cover is of a human from a top down perspective, with a cut out showing their brain. Little human figures are running about the machinary of the brain.
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
About to get into a procurement scandal of my own...
An image of a bag of Miss Vickie's Sweet & Spicy Ketchup flavour potato chips.
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
What timing for find this book at the thrift store! The U.S.A. becomes U.S.S.A, the police state. A rebellion to take back the country starts with Ohio high schooler, Eddie Ludlow. A character only known as "Denim Guy" delivers a great hack line.
A photo of a book with a beefy young man with beatles-esque shaggy brown hair in a ripped white shirt with an American flag on it tucked into belted blue jeans
U.S.S.A Book I
It is 1996. The fight to save America has just begunA U.S.S.A. book synopsis
The USA has become a police state and high schooler Eddie Ludlow has decided to "stand up to the new governmemt before America was lost."A page of the book detailing a get away of the main character and another character called, "Denim Guy".

"You're nuts, kid. But you're all right. Welcome back to the U.S. of A."
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I'll just note this is in reference to the time they found WW dead two days before GHog's day and put a taxidermied white ghog in a coffin. I wish WW no ill will!
Some solemn fellows around an untreated pinewood coffin with a taxidermied white groundhog on red fabric is displayed inside
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Ontario, i am sorry about your election results. I didnt get the buy-in needed to run my candidate, Dead Wiarton Willie.
A photo of a pencil sketch on white paper with Wiarton Willie in a coffin with a "vote" circle and check mark and flowers around him. The stylized campaign slogan underneath reads Wiarton Willie 25
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Sidon and Fronk request additional treats between designated green pepper and cucumber times
Sidon sticking his nose through the bars and Fronk with a cute little mouth open expression. They want additional treats.
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Please help me understand how AI might disrupt beekeeping...🐝
A LinkedIn post by Stats Can about bee keepers and bee colonies in Canada.The first comment on the beekeeping stats is, "Curious if AI will be a disruptor for this profession"
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Let's keep RELIGION out of my 27 Bug Mania Lenticular Valentines!
Photo of a box labeled "27 Bug Mania Lenticular Valentines" with pics of a big spider, caterpillar, and honey bee on a purple paint-splashed background The back of the box of Valentines shows a sample signed Valentine 
To: Isaac
From: Genesis
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
A white guinea pig in a cage standing with the vinyl record of Steely Dan's Aja beside her
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
The boys have the expression of a cherub mixed with a goober that is always endearing! ❤️
A photo of two handsome guinea pigs looking into camera with their faces tilted up and their lips slightly parted.
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Moroccan Lentil soup. This recipe is now behind the paywall at Epicurious, but this lady took screen shots last year!
Pic of a delicious bowl of soup in a cheerful bowl. A spoon is holding some soup, ready to be supped upon
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Fry from Futurama's hand hold a note that says I. C. Wiener 405 W.A photo of the freezer section at the grocery store. Someone has left a box of Trojan Bareskin condoms inside the freezer
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
We need some Bat Boy updates!
It's Bat Boy!!!
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The best part of my trip to Vancouver last week was this mystery, empty mall store
Mall storefront with a sign that says "Foundations". The interior of the store is sparse, but features a blue SUV, desks and computers, and a couch seating area. The store did not appear to have staff.
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Too many headers in the List of Executioners? If only we had some guys who could assist!
Screenshot of the wikipedia article for, 'List of Executioners' article.
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Late night big gear posting
Large industrial gear in a dark background
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
The deer to river to moon pipeline
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Sauron as cat could have been perfectly terrifying!
Since the earliest versions of the Silmarillion legendarium, as detailed in the History of Middle-earth series, Sauron underwent many changes. The prototype or precursor Sauron-figure was a giant monstrous cat, the Prince of Cats. Called Tevildo, Tifil and Tiberth among other names, this character played the role later taken by Sauron in the earliest version of the story of Beren and Tinúviel in The Book of Lost Tales in 1917.[T 42] The Prince of Cats was later replaced by Thû, the Necromancer.Close up of the cat from the TOS episode, Catspaw.The cat from the TOS episode, Catspaw looking through a door scarily
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
Big spider news from across the country! Bonus skunks.
screenshot of a news article: Are you seeing more spiders in Quebec and are they bigger than usual?screenshot of several news article thumbnails:
1) Just in time for the spooky season, P.E.I.'s spider population is booming
2) Seeing more spiders this fall in B.C.? You're not alone
3) Skunks out and about in Calgary
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
They've been loving the side-by -side couch set up! Been calling them Bert and Ernie.
Two handsome guinea pigs on their couchesTwo sleepie handsome guinea pigs on their couches
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
It's Demolition Derby Day!
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
My window deer
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
This doodled dopey happy face on the back of my dad's vinyl of Aladdin Sane is what's keeping me going.
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
The power was out for three hours tonight and i just read by booklight, finishing the good swamps/bogs book and starting the Wind in the Willows
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
More leafies here
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
River walka looking fallish out there (typo left in)
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Weird deer squat
A mule deer squating in an awkward way
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Wow this cover art really "expresses the changing nature of beauty in the rapidly industrialising Paris caused by Haussmann's renovation of Paris during the mid-19th century." (Wiki)
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
The fawn has lost its spots! I think it has been snacking on the cherries from the cherry tree.
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Haha thank you for sending this along! What a perfect piggie portrait - reminds me of my dear, departed girl, Medli
Three guinea pigs eating hay and being cuties.
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
Also interested in comparing and contrasting the Gillmen and the Bubble men. Threatening guys!
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
I want to start collecting vintage books about living underwater
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
Sailor Moon truly sticks up for the Everyman™️
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
Breeze block hotel wall is a sight for sore eyes
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
The razed our 7 Eleven
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
Sink spider caught the juiciest moth after weeks of nothing. Genius playing the long game!
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
When your sister knows you (and your love of the diaper men) too well
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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion @finitejoy.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
Flowers for my BS pals
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