Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 13/09/2026They can’t replace you with AI if you don’t do anything. 14010
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’m convinced there are game shows that only appear on my mother’s TV. 1172
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 10/09/2026In a surprising turnaround, Fetterman announces “fire…good!” 0130
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“Hey, I’m Ronald Flump, the new trainee! So what do you guys think of the CEO?” 2283
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Trump inserting himself into this has strong Buddy Garritty vibes. 0142
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Spain with one huge goal. I would have expected a lot of little goals. 1243
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 10/07/2026You’re not crazy if you talk to Mitch McConnell. You’re crazy if he talks back. 2201
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I’m from Arizona. I’ve been to plenty of Travis/Taylor weddings. 0312
Reposted by Bazecrazemattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/06/2026THREE missed flagrants on wemby this series now. idk man 539735
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Oh the 7’4” guy is good at basketball? Not impressed. Let me know when he’s a world-class jockey. 0191
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 08/06/2026If the Knicks lose tonight, those fans are gonna J6 Trump Tower. 0242
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 29/05/2026The chords A, F and E Minor have withdrawn from the White House concert. 1616
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Okay, but as long as he doesn’t touch the 37th rail of American politics… 0131
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 26/05/2026He definitely wasn’t sure if anyone else could see them. 091
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Please arrive 15 minutes early for your appointment so we can call you 41 minutes late and put you in a little room for 22 minutes and you can talk to a doctor for 4 minutes. 3426
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Has anyone written a sketch about coat check at the Met Gala? 0182
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Hiring some gunmen to get me out of a boring dinner. 3423
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 09/04/2026No one should look in my crawlspace. I barely knew the Brooklyn Strangler. 0141
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 07/04/2026You couldn’t have done that before I texted all my exes? 1031129
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 05/04/2026The president is crazy and no one is doing anything. Guess I’ll do my little errands. 727336
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Want to watch a British TV show? It either has 4 episodes or 9000 episodes. 0293
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 03/03/2026These guys wanting Jesus to come back is like the dumbest kid in class asking for a pop quiz. 0324
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 01/03/2026This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break. 104137737
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Closing ceremony looking like the safety video on Alitalia. 0170
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 06/02/2026All those reporters who report Trump’s “change in tone” get real quiet when it changes back. 0464
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 04/02/2026These billionaires want to live forever to create larger age gaps and invent some kind of “super-pedophilia”. 2285
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Rams fans will be psyched when they learn about this win on TikTok in an hour. 0230
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 04/12/2025We’re close to finding out if murdering the survivors of your war crime is the third rail of American politics. 0284
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Looking at headlines like “President vows to kill everybody” in between searching for the perfect sweater for my brother-in-law. 1235
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 28/11/2025“This turkey is wet and soft!” -me, trying not to say moist. 2213
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Guys, I’ve been taking this new supplement and I gotta say, I feel exactly the same. 1230
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 21/11/2025This is like a screen-freeze at the end of an 80s comedy. Cue “I Feel Good”. 2371
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Dow jumps 400 points after Trump says “I want the Dow to jump 400 points”. 0202
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 22/09/2025This is like watching the 12th round of a fight that should have been stopped in the 10th. 716927
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Congratulations to Host and Musical Guest on their engagement! 1240
Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 25/08/2025I don’t understand the “how do I explain this to my kids” argument. Nobody explained shit to us. You learned from your RA when you got to college. 0271
