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Stay for dinner and water and music. Profile header from @vashon_photo on the other site.

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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 19h
SOX WIN SOX WIN
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 22h
I want to say this is very “Mary Worth” in its many-pannelled, domestic-slice-of-life vibe, but I don’t know enough about comics to make that call. Click through to check my work!
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shit, there's still time to get this in on the first day of fall. As per @nicklutsko.bsky.social, don't even think about growing a beard. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpzW...
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Fall Time in Tennessee
YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
These people are all moral and ethical shitboxes, but I’m floored by the fact that it involves someone named “Raven Finegan”, truly the most “main character of a 14 year old’s Hunger Games fanfic” name I’ve come across in the wild in recent memory.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Does human rights icon Malala Yousafzai know about Kevin Kolb?” the greatest thread in forum history locked after 27,000 posts
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 11/09/2026
charlie brown had hairs
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/09/2026
[A three-panel comic showing a long row of urinals. In the first panel, a man stands at the far left urinal. An arrow points to his head.]
John Stewart

[In the second panel, a second man walks into the room. An arrow points to his head.]
Hal Jordan

[In the third panel, the second man stands at the urinal immediately next to the first man. Below the comic is a promotional poster.]

AARON PIERRE
EMMY AWARD WINNER
KYLE CHANDLER

[Aaron Pierre and Kyle Chandler (from the Green Lantern franchise) stand against a dark green background featuring a faint Green Lantern logo.]
DC STUDIOS
LANTERNS
SUNDAY
9PM
HBO max
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 10/09/2026
"I'm not that person. I don't flip tortoises I find in the desert. I can promise you that. Of course I'd turn it back over. I'm engaging with you as a human being. Why would I leave it out there baking? There's no there's no reason for me to do that."
Still images from the You Can See Everything trailer with machinery added to look like Fielder is administering the Voight Kampff test from Blade Runner to Holmes.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don't care about this sort of thing at all, but why does Harry look so much like Tim Robinson?
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i do not know with what instruments the fourth wave of ska will be made, but the fifth wave of ska will be made with sticks and stones
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/05/2024
Drake: Kendrick is a cheater Kendrick: Drake did 9/11 and invented ISIS. Here are some notarized documents showing his wire transfer to Mohamed Atta
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Don't tell this woman your true name. Don't let her stand on your shadow. If you see her under a bridge, throw salt over your shoulder. Under no circumstances should you enter into any sort of contract or even general agreement with her.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"You just missed the craziest of crazies. Cheap money. Fake sticker. WEIRD TEST? And finally CAAAAASSHHH BAAAAAAACK!"
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ve been trying to think what this was reminding me of, and while I don’t think it was actually T Bird getting popped in the Crow, obviously I gotta go with the Crow.
T-Bird (played by David Patrick Kelly, best known as the guy clanging the bottles together in “The Warriors”) getting taped into the driver’s seat of his car before Eric drives it off a pier and blows it up in “The Crow”. One of the coolest shots in 90s cinema follows, but I don’t have the gif of that.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Love that the continuing misadventures of the squatting doctor are the most upsetting examples of body horror in a comic that also had a Cenobite arc.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This sounds like the music playing in an NES side scroller called, like, The Adventures of Cosmic Chuck, or something.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I was so busy dwelling on “you’ll receive the Order of Lenin for this” that I completely forgot about “HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY TAM-BOUR-IINNNE?” Which also skips over him having a psychotic break and laughing maniacally as he emptied a Tommy gun in “The Shadow” Guy was never ONCE too big for a role
“You’ll receive the Order of Lenin for this.”

Tim Curry in The Hunt For Red OctoberAn extremely blurry screenshot of a gif of Tim Curry rocking the fuck out in The Worst Witch
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If the Coldstream Guards band doesn’t rip Sweet Transvestite in front of Buckingham Palace tomorrow, they’re all cowards.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don’t know if it’s better to space out the deaths of beloved celebrities over the course of the year, like 2026, or to ram them all in right be for the new year, like 2016, but I gotta say I don’t care for either.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton had one of those never-once-had-to-touch-the-brakes kind of good runs
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
National Day of Mourning immediately
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
None of us should have to see as many pictures of Donald Trump's ass as we have seen this past decade, and it's only getting worse.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
big glass of water i brought to Arrakis immediately spilling everywhere when the ornithopter turns on
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I keep wanting to say this White Sox pitching staff is unbelievably bad, but then I remember 2024 and I have to admit it's merely very very frustrating.
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Incredible automated YouTube subtitles have the director of the FBI in the 1930s as a man named Jed Garoover
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Name a cover better than the original (okay, I'm cheating because I love the original, but this rocks enough to qualify) www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRZD...
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King Of Wishful Thinking
YouTube video by New Found Glory - Topic
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
im writing an insane fan letter to eminem about how hoofed ruminant ungulates get darker when exposed to sun. it starts out “deers tan”
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’ve been trying to tell you guys: Dick Cheney’s cardiologist is MESSY!!
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just seeing this now, but I guess we're about 2 weeks from Taylor Farms saying, "listen, we're going to level with you... everything we got is dipped in shit. All of it. And we're talking literal shit. From, like, 6 different kinds of mammals and some reptiles."
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
In fairness, the Pope himself would probably not have been super down with the whole pope night concept.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This is so wild, because my mental image of car salesmen is “wears an outdated suit and is really oily about trying to sneak the undercoating past you,” and every description in the quotes is like, “the dealers at Altobello’s Mazda are like if John Gotti worked at a concentration camp.”
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This would've gone down differently if Mark Wahlberg had been in that gym.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brenton Doyle Emergency Podcast Szn.
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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arcadus @birdapp.rip · 29/07/2026
A scene from The Odyssey where Penelope stands before the suitors, but Tim Robinson has been added in. It’s a reference to I Think You Should Leave. Penelope says “Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the zip line” and Tim Robinson says “what?”
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Erin Dwyer aka Ginger Is A Construct @erindwyer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Was just talking with a friend about how jeans, a red checked button down shirt and a newspaper from that day is an easy dead Mitch McConnell Halloween costume and now she sends me this:
The scene from Devil Wears Prada where Emily Blunt and Gisele Bundchen are dressed like stylish snobs asking straight brown haired Anne Hathaway what she’s wearing only now Hathaway is in a red checked button down and the print says “are you wearing the MIT…” “the Mitch McConell proof of life photo ensemble? Yes I am.”
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Even as an inveterate reply guy, I can’t add anything to this. I can’t even try to add anything to this.
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How do you do, I @sarcasmorator.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’m Commander Shepard, and this is the
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jimprov @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 21/07/2026
the Blade movies can never be remade, merely revamped.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It’s shit like this that makes me think maybe Jeff bezoar is right and we should put all our industry in space. Or the forest tires, at least.
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Here at Diarrhea Farms we're a family
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Going down!
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“Counter-posturing” is the 2026 music tour equivalent of a triple dog dare. There’s basically no runway after that. You’re committed. Victory or death.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yeah, thanks. I’d noticed.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
(Looking at the France-Spain score and shaking my head): “Jamiroquai, who I assume is French, must be rolling in his grave.”
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