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I no longer grow in Brooklyn.

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Neil MacFarlane @neilmacfarlane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The existence of the Popemobile in the CARS cinematic universe means that at some point, one of those cute-as vehicles tried to assassinate the Pope, which is kind of fucked up when you think about it
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My man looks like Poochie the Rockin' Tech Support
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Exclusive: Major Republican fundraiser winning contracts from Trump administration, emails reveal
Palmer Luckey has donated $5.9m to Republicans and bundled more, while reaping billions in Pentagon contracts
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Life comes at you fast. One day you’re wearing Ann Taylor to your corporate job in Lower Manhattan and the next you’re watching your son poop while his sister sings “America the Beautiful.”
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m seeing a lot of posts about talking to your sons in light of the Cornell article. And yes. Talk to your sons. Here are some things you should say, based on anti-violence research about what they need to hear:
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
and now my thesis on do animals name their children
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[Thom Yorke from Radiohead in a diner] I’ll have today’s special ˢᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉⁿ ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡ
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Simon and Gargamel @kellylink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
as a bookstore owner, we cannot do the work or offer the benefits which public libraries do—fund libraries and everyone, including bookstores, will thrive
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Random Mom: “hi, I wanted to introduce myself, I’m Jack’s mom, he talks about Oscar all the time.” Me: “…hi?” Random Mom: “they call each other chicken rat?” Me: “oh, yes, of course! Hello!”
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 22/09/2026
rolling into autumn like
framed needlepoint of Richard Scarry's Lowly Worm wearing puritan garb driving a pumpkin car instead of an apple
Credit: Reddit user /u/kenz024
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Twin A: <finally acquiesces to try a single crumb of unfrosted pumpkin kringle> Twin B: <picks off all the nuts and sugar still stuck to the package and eats them>
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Can stop, will stop. Always happy to stop
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The sheer amount of 9/11 content coming across my feeds is overwhelming, I cannot imagine what it must be like in the city. Please, my beloved New Yorkers, be gentle with yourselves & each other today.
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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 11/09/2026
anyone saying “no cover song has ever surpassed the original” has obviously never heard bohemian rhapsody by the muppets
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This made me cackle
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Still true. Bed’s the best.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
For me it was probably when 9/11 happened
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Housecleaning by Nikki Giovanni
TEXT: Housecleaning
i always liked house cleaning
even as a child
i dug straightening
the cabinets
posting new paper on
the shelves
washing the refrigerator
inside out
and unfortunately this habit
has carried over and i find
i must remove you
from my life
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
2023
satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
thinking about the time my dad couldn't remember the phrase Jock Jams so he said 'you know, the one that's all music a guy would play to get himself jazzed up to assassinate the president. whole CD of it. what's that called again'
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 02/09/2026
an external writ does not count as an invitation however a vampire can enter the domicile of a renter with the invitation of the landlord, yet another thing the various leeches have in mutual interest
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telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it’s really fucked up that the only way out is through
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@katemckean.bsky.social this is what you were wanting!
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Abby Olcese @abbyolcese.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
All our best 80-year-olds are out here catching strays, meanwhile the worst one is still breathing somehow.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/08/2026
This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”
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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hi it’s Friday and I’m a lucky lady but I really resent that I’ve had to think about that man for ten whole years of my life
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Ponsonby Britt @hockeenight.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
At this point the only vegetable that hasn't been recalled is Mitch McConnell.
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When you share a room with your twin sister who is less enthusiastic wrt monsters.
A sign written in crayon by a 6yo that reads “Attention Monsters Oz is a friend of monsters stay away from Ada” it is decorated with various monsters
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Jennifer Crawford @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Thanks all the same Gmail, I don’t need an AI summary of my emails. I can read.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
At the gate at JFK. Me: who is blasting music? Wife: Tracy Morgan Looks up. It is Tracy Morgan.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Creepy Klaxon explodes. Trump: “These young beautiful girls…these young beautiful girls in the White House, they come in. Now I'm not supposed to say beautiful, but what the hell. These young, these gorgeous, beautiful girls, they want to be safe and they come say Mr. President, thank you, sir.”
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I looked up “knives, knives, all kinds of knives SNL” and copilot made up a sketch
A fake SNL sketch about knives made up out of nothing by AI
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Rick Porter @rickporter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Season 2 of "The Lowdown" premieres Oct. 14. The full, very involved description of season 2 is in the story below, but let me highlight one particular thing: "Lee’s estranged grifter father, Lee Raybon Senior (Tommy Lee Jones), unexpectedly arrives in town." TOMMY LEE JONES IS LEE RAYBON SENIOR.
hollywoodreporter.com
‘The Lowdown’ Reveals Season 2 Storyline and Premiere Date
The FX series will feature Tommy Lee Jones and Betty Gilpin when it returns in October.
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My son has been having trouble sleeping and he finally told us why. He’s worried about monsters. Not that they’ll appear but that he’ll be asleep and miss them. “But what if they don’t know that I’m a FRIEND TO MONSTERS????”
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Brian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 12/08/2026
On August 12, 1960, Dr. Seuss published what would become his biggest-selling book of all time. Written as the result of a $50 bet between Seuss and his publisher at Random House, Bennett Cerf, the book, by some estimates, has sold north of 200 million copies. The book? Green Eggs and Ham. /1
An original 1960 copy of Dr. Seuss's GREEN EGGS AND HAM.
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Look, Spider-Man, you are as ever a delight, but no New Yorker would get Little Ceaser’s delivery. I know you’re going through it but have some self respect, my guy.
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This site lets you scan barcodes to see if they’re part of Taylor Farms: www.taylordetector.com
taylordetector.com
Taylor Detector — Scan for Taylor Farms brands
Wondering if a product is made by Taylor Farms? Scan any barcode to instantly check brand ownership and affiliations. Free, no signup required.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 09/08/2026
The beacon is lit
Small himalayan cat with her head in a barrel-shaped lampshade, creating a large shadow of her head
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 08/08/2026
Sometimes I see something in nature and then spend the next several years waiting for the shot. Sometimes I never get it. Sometimes you see it and a week later you land it: I give you tonight's murder of crows in front of the sunset. 🪶
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Devastated that we can’t have pets in our rental or I would 100% go rescue one of these pirate kitties post haste.
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Elizabeth Nolan Brown @enbrown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!”
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Spidey and His Amazing Friends depiction of New York City is so banal that I assume it was created entirely by people terrified of taking the train who have never set foot there. It manages to make Coney Island look boring! I do like that their version of Doc Ock is a woman tho.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I love you all but you are incredibly (understandably) reactive. It’s making you SO easily manipulated by rage baiters. When you see something without context, a headline or a snippet of a quote, take a deep breath and look into it to see if you really should be upset. Please protect your hearts.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 05/08/2026
Finally
Screenshot of Kermit the Frog in a tuxedo, from a Muppets Christmas special
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Rii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
new cat tree is going well
A photo of two cats hitting each other in the face on top of a cat tree
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
god i love local news
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
image of a gold record superimposed on part of Vaughan Oliver's iconic cover for the Mountain Goats' "Tallahassee" album, with a banner beneath it showing the entire album cover, an RIAA seal, and the text: Presented to THE MOUNTAIN GOATS to commemorate the RIAA Gold certification of more than 500,000 copies of the 4AD single "No Children"
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The name of this playlist is hilarious 😂😂😂 the songs are 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Cardboard boxes from the HarperCollins warehouse.
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