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I no longer grow in Brooklyn.

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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Portrait of a grown man who did a somersault into a leaf pile and lost his car keys.
A grown man wearing khakis and a burgundy hoodie raking a huge pile of leaves while two children sit in the pile.
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When you share a room with your twin sister who is less enthusiastic wrt monsters.
A sign written in crayon by a 6yo that reads “Attention Monsters Oz is a friend of monsters stay away from Ada” it is decorated with various monsters
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I looked up “knives, knives, all kinds of knives SNL” and copilot made up a sketch
A fake SNL sketch about knives made up out of nothing by AI
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Everyone gaze in awe at the Chattermax piñata @nwharton.bsky.social made!
A white man with blondish-red hair wearing blue swim trunks and a blue t-shirt featuring the character Bandit from the tv show Bluey holds up a handcrafted piñata of Chattermax, a brightly colored bird also from Bluey. He is outside in the sunshine and looks proud of his creation.
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Disneyland rides are of course excellent, but man that character breakfast was pure delight.
Two six yos and ChipDale signs an autograph book using a 6yo’s head as a desk
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This is my dearly departed Nora begrudgingly wearing a Mr. Met ice cream hat.
A black cat sitting on a lap wearing an orange Mr. Met ice cream hat jauntily overt one ear. She looks annoyed.
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The title of a forthcoming novel!
Screenshot from Bookshop.org of the upcoming book Bromantasy by Maire Roche
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Never fails to make me laugh at the Cincinnati airport.
A closed airport sundry store called Gaslight Market
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
A truly A+++ bumper sticker.
Bumper sticker that reads “Keep honking! I’m sitting in my car crying to the cranberries 1993 hit single ‘Linger’”
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Breakfast of champions
Picture of a piece of pumpkin pie, container of cranberry sauce, and a mug of tea
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The reason for the season.
Ingredients for cranberry sauce on a kitchen island: cranberries, sugar, golden raisins, oj, apples, oranges, pears, cinnamon, nutmeg, and Grand Marnier. Framed handwritten recipe stands next to food. Prepped combined ingredients that was not yet been cooked.Finished cooked cranberry sauce. It is red and shiny and delicious.
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I got it at Cost Plus World Market but I’ve also seen it at fancy grocery stores.
A small glass jar of green pistachio paste called Luscioux Pistachio Spreadable Cream
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Within hours of becoming the parents of boy/girl twins my husband insisted that they be Dipper & Mabel for Halloween.
White 18mo twins standing in a playpen — one is dressed as Dipper and one is dressed as Mabel from the cartoon Gravity Falls.
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I was up in the middle of the night with my infant twins when he got Covid and I will, no joke, be chasing that high my entire life. I chose not to wake up my husband with the news but left him a sticky note for the next feeding instead.
Picture of the inside of a fridge stocked with baby bottles. A yellow post-it stuck to the front of a bottle reads “Trump & Melania tested POSITIVE!!! Holy shit. I love you.”
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I believe one of the pooping fawns is now a young buck!
A young buck deer in my backyard. It has velvet covered horns that are taller than its ears.
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Shockingly, these babies are five today.
White baby twins laying on a pediatrician table looking cute.
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Aww, thank you! She informally went by Nora and she was the best.
A black & white picture of a black cat wearing black bat wings.
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Pool drained and back in service!
Two white almost 5yos playing in a wading pool in a backyard. No baby deer or deer poop pictured.
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Our pool brings all the baby deer to the yard. Sadly, now our pool is filled with baby deer poop.
A baby deer standing in wading pool on a lawn. Another baby deer stands next to the pool drinking the water.
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
A terrible picture of the mama deer and two babies in my backyard.
A slightly blurry picture of a mama deer and two baby deer coming in through an alley next to a pale yellow garage.
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Quote this with a great TV father
Bandit Heeler with his daughters, Bluey and Bingo. They are Australian cartoon dogs.
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I really appreciate the fact that Safeway puts up a sign when they run low.
Sign reading “Due to an Avian Flu outbreak our supply of eggs is currently limited. We are working hard with our suppliers to refill our shelves with all varieties. Thank you for your understanding.”
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
And when we went to pay homage.
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The pie @nwharton.bsky.social made for the finale of The Return. 💔
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Zero eggs at Safeway. Cool cool cool.
Sign attached to an empty egg cooler reading “Due to an Avian Flu outbreak our supply of eggs is currently limited. We are working hard with our suppliers to refill our shelves with all varieties. Thank you for your understanding.”
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
My husband’s trifle!
Raspberry, custard, pound cake, and whipped cream layered in a round glass trifle bowl on a brown counter.
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas from my teeny tiny copy of Goosebumps.
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Here’s the William ornament my mom bought from the Met gift shop 20 years ago that is currently hanging on my tree.
Holiday ornament of a blue hippopotamus from the Met’s collection hanging on a Christmas tree.
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
It’s Giant Home Alone 2 Christmas Mug season, baby! (Kids Motrin bottle for scale.)
Huge Home Alone 2 Christmas mug that reads “Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal” in a pixelated/knit font sitting on a counter next to a bottle of children’s Motrin for scale (and sympathy).
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
In 2020 I was drinking Ruby Red Bird but I just found out my favorite sour is back in season so I’m gonna go for that and hope for the best.
A white woman’s hand holding a can of Urban Family Brewing Co.’s Absolute Virtue—a sour ale with earl grey tea and lemon zest
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K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
Yesssss, it’s Duck the Halls season, baby!
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