K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026(This is not me claiming to be funny—my husband is very good at knock knock jokes) 000
K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026How do funny people become funny because my 6yos are trying to come up with their own knock knock jokes and I’ve determined it’s not genetic. 110
K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026E.T. almost dying was extremely terrifying to me. The men in lab coats! The sheets of plastic! Hard no, I would not rewatch this movie until the last five years.static.klipy.comEt Sick EtAlt: ET the extra-terrestrial, all white and desiccated, creepily waving his arms about while dying 010
Reposted by KNeil MacFarlane @neilmacfarlane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The existence of the Popemobile in the CARS cinematic universe means that at some point, one of those cute-as vehicles tried to assassinate the Pope, which is kind of fucked up when you think about it 721316
Reposted by KKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My man looks like Poochie the Rockin' Tech Supporttheguardian.comExclusive: Major Republican fundraiser winning contracts from Trump administration, emails revealPalmer Luckey has donated $5.9m to Republicans and bundled more, while reaping billions in Pentagon contracts 4193123485
K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Life comes at you fast. One day you’re wearing Ann Taylor to your corporate job in Lower Manhattan and the next you’re watching your son poop while his sister sings “America the Beautiful.” 011
Reposted by KNicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m seeing a lot of posts about talking to your sons in light of the Cornell article. And yes. Talk to your sons. Here are some things you should say, based on anti-violence research about what they need to hear: 81167549
Reposted by KLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026and now my thesis on do animals name their children 112946
Reposted by K𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026[Thom Yorke from Radiohead in a diner] I’ll have today’s special ˢᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉⁿ ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡ 16618171
Reposted by KKaren Carpenter’s Halloween @kellylink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026as a bookstore owner, we cannot do the work or offer the benefits which public libraries do—fund libraries and everyone, including bookstores, will thrive 326487
K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Random Mom: “hi, I wanted to introduce myself, I’m Jack’s mom, he talks about Oscar all the time.” Me: “…hi?” Random Mom: “they call each other chicken rat?” Me: “oh, yes, of course! Hello!” 020
Reposted by KSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191403865
K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Twin A: <finally acquiesces to try a single crumb of unfrosted pumpkin kringle> Twin B: <picks off all the nuts and sugar still stuck to the package and eats them> 020
K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I love the Daiso song that plays every so often when you’re there. So cheerful! 010
Reposted by Kdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Can stop, will stop. Always happy to stop 425058
K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The sheer amount of 9/11 content coming across my feeds is overwhelming, I cannot imagine what it must be like in the city. Please, my beloved New Yorkers, be gentle with yourselves & each other today. 010
K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My children so loved this video that my son called Animal “mama” long before he called me, his actual mother, that. 010
Reposted by Kslacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 11/09/2026anyone saying “no cover song has ever surpassed the original” has obviously never heard bohemian rhapsody by the muppets 1101
Reposted by KRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026For me it was probably when 9/11 happened 1533217
Reposted by KPrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Housecleaning by Nikki Giovanni 9576115
Reposted by KJRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt. 6861112009
Reposted by Kromulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented 80189715291
Reposted by Krax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 03/09/2026thinking about the time my dad couldn't remember the phrase Jock Jams so he said 'you know, the one that's all music a guy would play to get himself jazzed up to assassinate the president. whole CD of it. what's that called again' 361137100
Reposted by Kit's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 02/09/2026an external writ does not count as an invitation however a vampire can enter the domicile of a renter with the invitation of the landlord, yet another thing the various leeches have in mutual interest 34716
Reposted by Ktelsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026it’s really fucked up that the only way out is through 122454399
K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Did it involve this guy?static.klipy.comPepe Le Pew HugALT: Pepe Le Pew Hug 110
Reposted by KAbby Olcese @abbyolcese.bsky.social · 26/08/2026All our best 80-year-olds are out here catching strays, meanwhile the worst one is still breathing somehow. 2234
K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Kyle, that is perhaps the most Kyle thing you’ve ever written. 💕💕💕 120
K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026We have the box set that has a taped version of that table read as a bonus feature and I love that you can distinctly hear Maggie laughing from the audience at a Harvard joke. 130
Reposted by KGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/08/2026This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.” 244358996
Reposted by KEmily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Hi it’s Friday and I’m a lucky lady but I really resent that I’ve had to think about that man for ten whole years of my life 410510
Reposted by KPonsonby Britt @hockeenight.bsky.social · 21/08/2026At this point the only vegetable that hasn't been recalled is Mitch McConnell. 731286485
K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026When you share a room with your twin sister who is less enthusiastic wrt monsters. 071
Reposted by KJennifer Crawford @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Thanks all the same Gmail, I don’t need an AI summary of my emails. I can read. 161196
Reposted by KJason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026At the gate at JFK. Me: who is blasting music? Wife: Tracy Morgan Looks up. It is Tracy Morgan. 35144767
Reposted by KMark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Creepy Klaxon explodes. Trump: “These young beautiful girls…these young beautiful girls in the White House, they come in. Now I'm not supposed to say beautiful, but what the hell. These young, these gorgeous, beautiful girls, they want to be safe and they come say Mr. President, thank you, sir.” 58500132
K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026(Don’t worry my IRL husband told me the actual title is Tizzle Wizzle Show) 010
K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I looked up “knives, knives, all kinds of knives SNL” and copilot made up a sketch 100
K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026By not having shelves in the middle of the store they can’t have as many books and selling books is how you make rent and pay publishers and make payroll! People who write business books will demand larger events than they can hold in a basement! Blergh 030
Reposted by KRick Porter @rickporter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Season 2 of "The Lowdown" premieres Oct. 14. The full, very involved description of season 2 is in the story below, but let me highlight one particular thing: "Lee’s estranged grifter father, Lee Raybon Senior (Tommy Lee Jones), unexpectedly arrives in town." TOMMY LEE JONES IS LEE RAYBON SENIOR.hollywoodreporter.com‘The Lowdown’ Reveals Season 2 Storyline and Premiere DateThe FX series will feature Tommy Lee Jones and Betty Gilpin when it returns in October. 1224
K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Anyway no child has ever been more their father’s son than he is to @nwharton.bsky.social 040
K @feegrowsinbk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My son has been having trouble sleeping and he finally told us why. He’s worried about monsters. Not that they’ll appear but that he’ll be asleep and miss them. “But what if they don’t know that I’m a FRIEND TO MONSTERS????” 160
Reposted by KBrian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 12/08/2026On August 12, 1960, Dr. Seuss published what would become his biggest-selling book of all time. Written as the result of a $50 bet between Seuss and his publisher at Random House, Bennett Cerf, the book, by some estimates, has sold north of 200 million copies. The book? Green Eggs and Ham. /1 422186
