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Nick Brett.

@feedingmonsters.bsky.social
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It's Fiddles. Web Developer. Art Monkey. Part-time Writer. Full-time Nuisance. Suspected brigand. Does not own a gas mask, actually.

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
“No kink at pride!” That’s “prude” you’re thinking of. No kink at *prude*.
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sky view of a jungle. A river twisting through the middle. From a yellow rectangle in the jungle, a question:
"What sort of MATERIALS did this supply-hut contain?"
Someone replies, "Nothing unusual! Shovels, hammers, dynamite...why do you ask, TARZAN?"
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that one video game writer @deathmeetauthor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
another day in the layoff industry
My bad Canva edit of a tweet about feeding game studios to shareholders
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Late 40’s - Dude at work whose surname was Snell, freshly divorced and hitting the sexy times apps accidentally sent a thirst-trap mostly naked selfie to the work WhatsApp channel. Enough of us saw it in the 90 secs it was on before he deleted. Nickname from that moment onwards - Snellfie
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Well, that raises horrifying questions about their potatoes
A sign for "SKINLESS & BONELESS FRESH HAND CUT CHIPS"
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Vinson Loves Comics @vinsonlovescomics.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Art by Confounded Fowl, from Reddit

This comic by Confounded Fowl pokes fun at the massive scale of the Marvel cosmic entity Galactus by showing him straddling the globe. While the Fantastic Four confront him in New York, his legs casually land on a beach in Perth, Australia, where a local sunbather greets him with an unbothered "Ayo bro."
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 19/08/2026
a baguette, roast beef & criminalized onion relish
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Spider-Man: This whole situation is awful. It’s like Tom and Jerry if Tom was trying to kill Jerry.
Kraven the Hunter: Tom was trying to kill Jerry. That is the central conflict of those animations.
Spider-Man: wait what
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Nick Brett. @feedingmonsters.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
And... hi, I guess? Sometimes I remember bsky is here and pop off. You're welcome for this intrusion on your feed. I will bet 50p the person above me has tasted Vicks VapoRub on purpose. Look at them, you know it's true.
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Nick Brett. @feedingmonsters.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
'why is Loki in Doomsday?' because he's a messy bitch and shit happens. You can infer this information on contact with Loki, you do not need a TV show to get it. And if you watch the show, you don't need to read 40yrs of comics to understand it. Tap the sign, 'he's a messy bitch and shit happens'.
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Nick Brett. @feedingmonsters.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Because I've been reminded of this pet peeve, and I like to keep it well fed and cared for, MCU HOMEWORK ISN'T REAL. If you're the target audience and didn't like one of the products, it's not because you didn't see the five easter eggs to appreciate it on a deeper level, it just failed at its job.
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Rich Neville @richneville.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If you can’t think of anything nice to say, I believe there’s a vacancy at The Spectator.
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Comic about the dangers of living in LA
6 panel comic titled “You won’t believe what happens.”
 
A man is lying on the ground, with blood coming from his neck like he was bitten by a vampire 

2 other guys are trying to help him 

Panel 1 
Guy 1 - What happened?
Guy 2 - He got bitten by a content creator.

Panel 2
Guy 1 aSir, can you hear me?
Bitten guy - Before I tell you that I need to tell you a long story about myself

Panel 3
Guy 2- This is bad he’s already optimizing retention
Bitten guy - wait!

Panel 4
Bitten guy- First, let me tell you about square space

We see his eyes beginning to close 

Panel 5
Bitten Guy- Use the promo code that’s a lot of blood

Panel 6
We see the bitten guy is lying in a pool of blood

Guy 1 - is he going to die?
Guy 2 - Unfortunately, no
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Tess Snider @malkyne.com · 08/07/2026
I am exasperated with people accusing programmers of "gatekeeping" programming. We were practically dragging people through the gate. Do you know why a mindless LLM can tell you so much great programming information? It's because we've been sharing that information for free online for decades.
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Natalie @nataliehall.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Jimothy flash?
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 21/07/2026
The main way in which AI has negatively impacted games industry jobs is not through actual automation of those jobs or even untrue claims about automation. It's by making capital unavailable because it's tied up in AI investments while also destroying the consumer base for video game hardware.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This shit with Taylor Farms is exactly what I’m talking about when I say you may say you “don’t do politics,“ but politics are more than happy to do you. The microbes political bribes got out the door and into your intestines don’t particularly care that you find it all beneath you.
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chirabella.bsky.social @chirabella.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Today we, a Very Serious News Publication that a lot of people take very seriously, examine what would happen to OpenAI's cashflow issues if Chat GPT could generate a magical sigil that summons a leprechaun on request."
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 19/07/2026
These articles are so bizarre! It’s like the existence of LLMs is entirely disconnected from their outcomes to the point that 50% or more of articles about AI are discussing a theoretical future technology
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
well it's not gonna happen slowly for a short-time and then quickly for a long-time is it, Chris Mason is fucking stealing a living I stg
A key thing to remember with Burnham's rise to this moment is that it happened slowly for a long time, and then happened quickly in next to no time at all.
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’s so important to remind people that we can do good smart things that help and don’t hurt.
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Anger martini.
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Amazing news from the biology centre this month, they've injected DNA into an incubating partridge egg and monitored its growth, and what hatched is confirmed to be a fully stable pheasant chick. This is a real game changer
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Were I an incredibly rich author I would simply live my life in a way that meant I did not have to send legal threats to Amnesty International.
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Rick @calder12.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Just a reminder. Our parents thought we were assholes as kids. Our grandparents thought our parents were assholes as kids. Our great grandparents thought our grandparents were assholes as kids. Kids are assholes, they are not worse today than they were a 1,000 years ago.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The way you know what this is about
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When we are told not to speak ill of the dead, it is the continuation of the whitewashing - turning the cruel into the eccentric or the avuncular - allowing their cruelty to go unspoken of for the purpose of “manners” that they didn’t demonstrate in their lives as they happily dehumanised
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Dont want to be remembered as an awful person? Try not being an awful person.
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ann Widdocome in hell
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Dr. Emily Price @emilyprice.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
we laid off the people who develop the games, we laid off the journalists who cover the games, everyone is freelance and there’s no freelance budget. It’s probably fine though
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Rhun WAP Iorwerth @sheikyerbouti.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is one degree hotter than the temperature Manny loses his shit at in that episode of Black Books by the way
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Nick Brett. @feedingmonsters.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
What I wanted was God Speed by Crossfaith and Wargasm. What I got was a loud argument with Alexa because it 'couldn't find orgasm' and doesn't understand 'tell them to slow down and try again' no matter how I phrase it. ALEXA I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU, literally for fuck's sake.
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Nick Brett. @feedingmonsters.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I bring you a story in two parts. Little Catte, tiny little Locke, supposedly a desert creature, has encountered a mildly warm room and perished. Dissolved. Is actively experiencing evaporation. ENTER: AIR CON. Salvation. Apex predator restored. Majestic despite sitting on a dinosaur ottomon.
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Natasha Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh.
A photo of a Magnapinna squid captured by a deep sea drilling company.
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Nick Brett. @feedingmonsters.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Finding the melting point of an Englishman: outdated, cowardly even. Finding the boiling point of an Englishman: exciting, bubbly, almost inevitable.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This. This. All of this. I have friends in the film industry reposting this article like a four alarm fire. This is the AI company announcing a stunt they themselves are facilitating (if it ever happens at all) not anyone outside of the AI company expressing any interest at all.
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Bread and circuses aren’t working anymore because bread is now $6/loaf and the circus is $19.99/month with ads
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If you talk to Microsoft in the tech press with any regularity you should ask them questions about Copilot until they start crying.
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Slop detectors are also slop, even when selling a pretend counter to slop, because all slop is a grift
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A man says "I'm an adult! I can do anything I want!" he then bears a quizical expression and asks himself "Hey What DO I want?" He holds his position and ages for years and years until he is a skeleton.
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Cara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Maybe this hasn’t sunk in for anyone who should care but the NHS was birthed when the UK *literally had negative money*. The USA had razed us of every penny to pay for weapons to defend ourselves against Germany, Germany had bombed all our industrial sites. We still did it in 6 months. 6.
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Nick Brett. @feedingmonsters.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
MetalSonicMetalSonicMetalSonicMetalSonic @demontomatodave.bsky.social You have probably already seen this, but I have only seen it some uncountable number of times so I must tag someone and play it again How good does the lad look here?? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOdp...
youtu.be
Sonic the Hedgehog: Memories And Beyond | 35th Anniversary AX Sneak Peek
YouTube video by Sonic the Hedgehog
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Ben from Spookily Drawn Swords @glenatron.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"Our AI-first coders are far more productive than our other engineers!" Is that really what's going on or are your AI-first coders generating swathes of code that your regular engineers have to review and fix before it can go into the project? Might they, in fact, be wasting everybody else's time?
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/06/2026
hoodmilli: "You gotta walk in rooms like God sent you"
bakwaaas: "as a punishment."
digitaldiscipline: "to the people already there"
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I appreciate the spirit of people building knock off steam machines as if to say “that’ll show em!” when Valve clearly wants people to do that.
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Everybody needs sunscream. #art #Heatwave
Doodle: bold text that reads DONT FORGET YOUR SUNSCREAM over a black cat going AAAAAAAAAAA under a blazing sun because he TOO FUCKEN HOT
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Ashley Nichols @ashleynichols.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this
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