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Fatty Jabbers

@fattyjabbers.bsky.social
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High Level Mollo, former middling Forsburn I play Rivals of Aether and Boardgames My wife says I am the Supreme Moth

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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
You cannot leave prison without a documented place to stay, a job or rehabilitation program lined up, and someone to come and pick you up. There was one woman we met who was there for 2 EXTRA years at the state prison cause she had no living family and simply couldnt get a ride
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stochastic terrorism
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Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS @waitmanwbeorn.com · 08/10/2026
You may think this is famous, but don't forget that there is this clip of Hegseth literally hitting a US Army Band member with an axe on live TV.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
Trump: *says horrible thing* the media: he didn’t actually mean it Trump: no I definitely one hundred percent meant it
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 07/10/2026
This is sexual violence as a form of terrorism. It is political violence and it is chilling and horrific, and AOC was absolutely right to be terrified that the goons (now pardoned) laying siege to the capital would rape her if they found her. Small changes won't fix this. FLIP THE TABLE NOW
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/10/2026
oh thats fine i don't think anyone needed that money anyways
Trump does not plan to reimburse taxpayers for promotional ads
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Mike Rugnetta @mikerugnetta.com · 07/10/2026
Hi! It's me, the "Corporate media is hostile to you and your way of life" guy, here to say: corporate media is hostile to you and your way of life. It must be left behind. All of it.
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Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Twitter user Biffdon:

I know too many people getting cancer. Ages 8-40s. Way too many. All after "Covid"

Twitter user Villanovafish:

If they’re getting cancer, it’s written in their astrology. There are no accidents
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another name for a "synthetic AI focus group" is "not a focus group"
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026
Getting ratioed to hell over there
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to thank whoever made this image. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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ricawcaw.bsky.social @ricawcaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I say this as a victim myself, People need to get off their fucking high horses immediately. Yes what he did was awful and reprehensible. But he is not uniquely evil for it. He's a human being. So was my abuser. The victim gets to decide how this is handled, and she clearly didn't want this.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
remember: it saved no net money, social services US citizens are getting cut, and left the US in a weaker place geopolitically. none of the debates about fiscal responsibility, obligation to US citizens first, or 'hard choices' actually apply. they're all bullshit. killed people for nothing at all.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
"Everyone knows Frodo’s the hero of Lord Of The Rings, but he’s not in this case, which—I mean, evil is a form of innovation, right?” — Peter Thiel
theonion.com
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Ev...
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard to imagine what that would be like
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
British headlines are either better or worse than American headlines but never equal
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/x/ Takes @handle.invalid · 29/09/2026
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
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DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
On September 26, 1983, I was five years old. I was probably in Elmira, New York, complaining about my new baby brother crying so much. On the other side of the world, Stanislav Petrov made a split-second decision that saved my life.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know as a personal injury lawyer to me everything looks like we a problem that could be solved by a more powerful tort law system but my god would this be solved by a more powerful tort law system.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/09/2026
We call this a concentration camp, your honor.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if you don't know your own address it's because you specifically don't have to know it. people that detached from reality shouldn't be in a position to drive social policy for those of us living in reality
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 24/09/2026
    [Cueball is standing in front of a desk, which a man sits behind. The man is presumably an insurance agent, and is handing Cueball a paper.]
    Insurance agent: Here's a page explaining the terms of your new fire insurance policy.

    [Zoom in on Cueball as he reads the paper.]

    [Cueball starts to ask the insurance agent a question when he hands Cueball yet another paper.]
    Cueball: Hey, what if I-
    Insurance agent: And here's a page explaining that the "cool hack" you just thought of is called "insurance fraud". We already know about it and it's a crime.
    Cueball: Oh. Right. How did-
    Insurance agent: I see a lot of programmers here.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
“Damn, I wish I’d had the foresight to put some money down on rice back in 5000 B.C., because I’d probably be loaded right now.” — Keith Towers
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Regretful Man Realizes He Would Be Rich By Now If He Had Invested In Rice 7,000 Years Ago
ST. LOUIS—Kicking himself for missing out on a potentially lucrative financial opportunity, local man Keith Towers reportedly realized this week that he might have become rich if he had invested in ri...
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
just want to point out how crazy it is the justice department put this in writing
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ball blam burglerber @gaelicgalpal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 21/09/2026
not *great* that a military coup has almost a supermajority of support
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW: @apnews.com confirms that ICE has begun electronically "disappearing" people in the agency's custody who have final orders of removal. As of last week, anyone jailed by ICE with a final order of removal will NOT appear in the ICE Online Detainee Locator System, making them effectively vanish.
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AP Exclusive: ICE hides locations of thousands of detainees with final removal orders
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has stopped publicly revealing where it is holding most detainees who are subject to final deportation orders, in a move that has made it harder for lawyers an...
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
an edit of a spongebob frame featuring multiple squidwards, all wearing a button that says 'I really wish I wasn't attacked by Gold Experience Requiem right now!'
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 20/09/2026
The Trump administration is preparing to impose sweeping sanctions on the International Criminal Court, according to officials on.wsj.com/4iFhcK9
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The Trump administration is preparing to impose sweeping sanctions on the International Criminal Court, according to officials
The move would ramp up the Trump administration’s attack on the court, cutting it off from much of the global financial system.
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 20/09/2026
“Republicans are murdering pregnant women” is actually probably a smart thing for all democrats to start talking about
A chart showing that women are almost twice as likely to die while pregnant in states with abortion bans vs states without
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
man they picked the perfect looking guy for this story
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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Chairman Goa Tse-tung @jctenton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i often think of the gas station in deus ex and the terrifying 2050s cyberpunk nightmare era prices on the sign
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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SACosby @blacktopkid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Its not ageism at this point its elder abuse to keep him in the Senate
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/09/2026
oh come on
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