Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidT'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 14h"Let's play Mariokart" "Great! Can I be Toad?" "No you'll have to drive, just like everyone else" 051
They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 14hI really think you used to be able to get canned crab meat. I don't know why I even started thinking about it but I did and I can't find the stuff since I did and started checking. I thought you should all know. 000
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidPeebs (Bluesky Dogpiling Survivor) @thehumancentipeeb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This popped into my head again 9194
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidThey who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 24/04/2026When touring as a solo performer, Phil Collins is able to reproduce asexually in a process known as parthenogenesis. 121
They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Go on and explain how that first clause is relevant to the headline/story there, would you, BBC? Am I supposed to be thinking "Oh, well, that explains it."? 010
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidOonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Macbeth: Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. Lady Macbeth: I see we're going to have to go over the rules of Cluedo again. 04712
They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026By living in a box in Nigella's garage, it appears. 000
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidWarren Hayes @mrwarrenhayes.show · 28/09/2026This was PAC's last tweet 11827238
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidSNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026 1829651150
They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If that's true, holy shit, that's awful. RIP PAC, one of the best ever. 000
They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Nobody seemed to make much of it but there's a moment on Taskmaster NZ 7.1 that might be one of the most impressive task completions ever and I don't think it has been celebrated nearly enough. 120
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Scotch eggs and pork pies are wonderful , but the hybrid gala pie needs more recognition as a superior bar snack. 13723
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidJared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes. 16892733039
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidPaul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Personally, I’d rather have healthy kids than mollycoddled millionaires 4233481654
They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I've lost between 3 and 4 stone while I've been ill. My current weight is less than I've ever been since I reached this height as a teen. According to a BMI chart, I'm right in the middle of "healthy weight" for my actual height. No wonder everyone is classed as "overweight", that's crazy 100
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidJeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 17/01/2025swear to god, if it turns out I'm currently "living my best life" I am going to be fucking furious 3416104
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidAndy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My Glock system went rogue and issued 9mm agents which accessed the internal organs of several victims. Please give me billions of dollars to help me regulate the behavior of the gun whose trigger I keep pulling. 4402144
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Moba Geographic Photography captures a sand cat with its kittens; the only cat species considered primarily adapted to true desert habitat. Their paws are covered with dense fur that helps insulate them from hot sand and makes their tracks surprisingly faint. #AGoodPlace 1374550756
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Vibe coding replaces the interesting bit - writing code to solve a problem - and replaces it with the boring bit - reviewing someone else's code to see if they've done it right. It's a shit swap. 1018520
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026To celebrate Spooky Season, let's learn why this vampire bat is running on a treadmill. The three species of vampire bats are the only known mammals to be obligate hemophages: 100% of their calories come from blood. The Common Vampire Bat (Desmodus rotundus) prefers mammals... (📷: Giulia Rossi) 18708264
They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026As with most places, the least popular flavour at the Houses of Parliament gelato is vanilla, chocolate and strawberry. Proving nobody likes near-politician ice cream. 000
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social · 29/12/2025 03011
They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Happy Bi-visibility day. Today I will be visible from the north, and your left (not my left.) 010
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidTW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is fantastic and I learned something new 562652403
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidNate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026 1646031168
They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Man, what am I doing with my life? I need a change... how about... Pope?" 010
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidJamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Wes Streeting is a truly, truly awful person. The damage he's done to trans people, to neurodivergent people, to people with mental health issues... all because of his "reckons". 3381110
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidLaura Elliott @tinywriterlaura.bsky.social · 21/09/2026everything is too expensive and i’m tired 2221
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidStephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026 12720281
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidDr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026“our ai broke out and hacked some organisations” = "we failed to set up appropriate safeguards, failed to continuously monitor our experiments, and ignored a basic principle of reinforcement learning: if hacking gets rewarded, the system learns to hack" 13698206
They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Apparently I'm showing signs of confusion here on day eight of being kept in identical hospital rooms with no visible clocks. There's one nurse that likes to quiz me if she catches me with no visitors or meal clues but I also suspect she says good morning every time to trick me we're starting a new. 100
They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The existence of Gal Gadot implies the existence of Guy Gadot. Where is he, why are they keeping him from us? 010
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidDerkHerkenbersh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Jadzia Ducks for @harecomedy.bsky.social 317046
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidRay @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/09/2026Brevity is the soul of et cetera 0326
They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"Someone who knew your password just tried to sign in!" *Gasp* spare me some pearls to clutch, eh, website. No, wait, you've just described normal signing in, let me in, you dumb fuck. 000
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidBill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The Trump administration and Musk being in effect pro-AI child porn seems like a good thing for Democrats to point out. 331221383
They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Sad to hear that Amelia Dimoldenberg has abdicated. Bare with me, I've just been passed a note. Really? Apologies, sad to hear that Amelia Dimoldenberg has ended her YouTube videos. 000
They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Who is the mysterious "Danny Tomato" and the ranks of mask wearing (bloody snowflakes) chumps he surrounds himself with to disguise his bulbous, shiny, red, seed-filled head? 000
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidwalruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i miss the old days when you would send job applications by mail. i liked licking the stamp and putting it on the envelope. i liked licking the cover letter and resume and putting them in the envelope, which i also licked 19121
They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I have a working oven again. I can finally go back to the middle class ready meals. 000
They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Still not sure I quite get the joke of this Harry Enfield character. 000
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidBrittlestar @brittlestar.com · 01/09/2026It’s Nice To Be Disliked By One Of Those 401539697
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidhorror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i have to stop this i am getting no work done www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-m8...youtube.com'squiiiiiiiiiiirm', Cameron Claire performs at the 2024 American Contemporary Skating FestivalYouTube video by On Ice Perspectives 2102
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidArmando Iannucci @aiannucci.bsky.social · 31/08/202625 years since this thing came out. I’m very fond of it, it’s possibly the most personal thing I’ve made and, if I’m allowed to be proud for a day, I’m rather proud of it. All 8 eps up on Channel 4. #TheArmandoIannucciShows #Ch4 #ABigEgg 871177149
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidBrett Codes @brettcodes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I wrote an essay about why I'm done using AI for coding, even if it costs me my job and career: brettcodes.com/im-done-usin... The basic gist is: AI made me a worse, apathetic programmer. I think it's bad for humanity, the planet, and the craft of software engineering. And I'm done using it.brettcodes.comI'm done using AIWhy I'm stopping using AI for coding (and anything else) after using it earnestly for a year and coming to understand the harms it causes on personal, societal, and environmental levels. 783279943
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidLiz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026RIP to two of the best to ever do it 1979043216
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT 89204156215
They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Absolutely exhausted (somehow) by another unexpected 4 days stuck in a hospital bed. Finally home where the shower doesn't work and... er, also a bed. Look, I just like my stuff. 010
Reposted by They who stay quiet in the voidDanny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Good morning Bluesky ☀️ This is one of the last coal powered sheep. The vast majority of UK sheep are now all electric ⚡️ 14172181756
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Wide shot of the BRITISH MUSEUM. There are suggestions of fascism around the streets - tanks, barricades, an Orwellian 'Big Brother'-style poster on a wall. A voice of a TOUR GUIDE emanates from the museum:
TOUR GUIDE:
So the Tapestry tells acrucial chapter of our nation's history...
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[Cut to interior of museum. A long Bayeaux-style TAPESTRY is on display, and the Tour Guide is speaking to a tour group]
TOUR GUIDE [smiling]:
How modern fascist Britain was created.
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TOUR GUIDE:
The Tapestry begins here with the 2008 Crash, then austerity, then the AI Crash...
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TOUR GUIDE:
...and by the end of the room it's just full-on fash.
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CHILD IN TOUR GROUP [gesturing to the tapestry]:
What's this middle bit?
TOUR GUIDE:
This is the 2026 Battle of Legitimate Concerns
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TOUR GUIDE:
[show a reporter standing next to the Dover protests]
Here's the media saying the government have got to do something about the legitimate concerns...
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CHILD:
...About the failure of capitalism?
TOUR GUIDE:
No about brown people on boats
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CHILD:
[pointing at boats crossing the sea on the tapestry]
Are these boats the mega-dinghies?
TOUR GUIDE:
Not all of them
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[we see one of the boats is a giant yacht]
TOUR GUIDE:
That one's a superyacht,
carrying money from the American fascists to the British ones.
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TOUR GUIDE:
You see really it's as much a story of convergence as it is of conflict.
[An alarm sounds in the museum]
DING DING DING DING
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TOUR GUIDE:
Ok, tour over everyone
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TOUR GUIDE:
It's time for the Two Minute Hate!
[They all leave the museum]
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