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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I must have been drunk
'@modoka.systems has added you to the "incites or spreads discourse' moderation list'
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did she say "Ah now, look at the state of him."
Jack Lowden is a ginger administrator with a Holywood haircut.
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Right on my mouse clicking finger tip too. There's no choice but to deploy the Ken plaster.
A stocking plaster covering a cut in my finger tip. It's from a pack of Barbie players, is blue and adorned with Ken's face and the slogan "Ken you dig it"
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have seen the future. Vienetta... onastick!
An ice cream product spotted in Lidl, a fancy layered ice cream "cake" with frilled sides and a chocolate topping identical to Wall's Vienetta, but mini and on a stick for eating like a lolly.
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No weiner hole perhaps, however
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Orange Cassidy gives a sheepish grin on being caught out by PAC
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Go on and explain how that first clause is relevant to the headline/story there, would you, BBC? Am I supposed to be thinking "Oh, well, that explains it."?
A BBC news headline about a carer at a care home being struck off for threatening residents. The sub heading of the story begins "Amina Sarni, who is Nigerian" without there seeming to be any relevance between the story and the carer's nationality. Continuing a seeming trend of BBC news making sure to mention when perpetrators of some misdeed is "foreign" and to not bring up the subjects of nationality or race when white British people are involved.
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In the style of the X-Man '97 cartoon logo:
Teenage
Mutant
Ninja
Just Some Kids
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When did Howard from Take That and Bryan Ferry join The Beatles? This biopic must be going pretty deep.
Actors playing The Beatles in a biopic currently being filmed.
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Banana and beans
Bailey, the black and white cat, stretched out next to me on the bed in a banana shape showing her belly and toe beans.
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
OK, that's kinda fun. I got a note saying putting this as match 2 might have been a little early in the flow.
Screenshot of a match listing from a wrestling booking game showing an extremely star studded ten man battle royal with a 7/5 star quality rating.
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Found The Ramones' building
A black front door set in a red brick building. The door is labelled number 298 but has the additional numbers 1,2,3,4 arranged on it.
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
ACAB includes BBC daytime programming
BBC One morning TV listings showing their double bill of preachy crime-solving shows, "The Moment of Proof" and "Expert Witness". In the same time slots that often include shows such as "Crimewatch daily" and "Doorbell detectives".
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
An image of Tony Soprano with a speech bubble implying he's saying the quoted post.
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I didn't catch much of half time but I think I've worked out what the highlight was.
Screenshot of three sequential posts from my timeline -
@okeating.bsky.social: "Okay, I take it all back. They should have said there'd be Muppets."
@lechased.bsky.social: "Oh fuck yeah the muppets"
@dempster2000.bsky.social "Keep the camera on the Muppets you fools!"
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A screenshot of the most played games in my Steam library, shown I've played 1,398 hours of Rocket League and 1,312 hours of Civilisation V.
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yee hah and howdy, y'all. Let's go eat grits on a biscuit and pose with our semi-automatic weapons! Pillock.
A bsky message from the listifications app informing me that I have been added to somebody's "Americans posting from America" list. I'm British, in Britain.
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Was on high dose steroids till yesterday that means I've not slept in four days. Also got a new bed delivered and dismantled the old one. May have been napping a little too much today, can I sleep on this?
A wooden frame, half the width of a bed in which bed slats are supposed to be inserted before this assembly is laid (along with a second, the same) on a proper bed frame to support a mattress. So far no slats have been inserted and there is no sign of the rest of a bed.
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I don't mean this as insulting as it might seem but you brought this to mind
A screenshot of a social media post. A photo of a pale golden dog with its head buried in the undergrowth in front of a bush with the caption "A month ago Dusty found half a pie in this bush, so every day until the end of time we must closely inspect the Magic Pie Bush."
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Your chance to see every pee-bottle shade of the rainbow. But yes, I do still shop there so I should probably shut the fuck up.
An Amazon parcel label advertising the chance to join a behind the scenes tour of an Amazon fulfillment centre.
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Apparently this is a genuine attempt at an LLM vanity search engine rather than a spoof. I especially enjoy the extra "R" in the claim I'm a "J. R. R. R. Tolkein" character. h/t to @mattmuir.bsky.social for the link via the WebCurios newsletter webcurios.co.uk/webcurios-26...
A screenshot of the site intheweights.com which purports to search a set of common AI model knowledge bases with the temptation that you can find out if you are notable enough to be included. In this case, the results seem to confidently(?) state that my common username, The_Farwall, is that of a digital artist (which I'm not) and a fictional character in The 'The Farwall' series by J. R. R. R. Tolkien. I still suspect it's a piss take tbh.
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Ok, yeah, sure. Let's do that, bed, at 2am on the worst night of the year.
The slats of my bed frame completely collapsed through the bed
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I might have slightly upset my mum having this arrive the same week we were seeing my consultant about planning salvage chemo but I assured her it was @christinamartin.bsky.social 's timing not mine
Bailey the black and white cat chilling with her new book, 'Get ahead of being dead' by Evie King
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I'm very late to this but surely the fact that you have to write the name around a curve on the map should make it very clear that this is not a straight?
A mail of the Persian gulf, the gulf of Oman and the straight of hormuz connecting them (also depicted are the surrounding countries)
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Spot the cat competition, there is at least one puss cat hidden in this image.
A close-up shot of Bailey the black and white cat, lay on her side, hiding her face behind a paw.
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The instant-toasting laser bead knife from the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy movie
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Excited to meet Nurse Affray, they sound formidable. Who could resist this call button.
A wall mounted large red button labelled "nurse affray"
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.
Bailey, a cat with a white belly, black back and a phantom of the opera mask half white face is last on her side on a gray sofa, legs outstretched and belly fluff exposed as she was exhausted by the weekend heatwave.
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A Doctor Who episode title card for a made up episode called "Memory of the Invasion of the Revenge of the Masterplan of the..." (ran out of space)
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
No, I don't think I'm Zoe Ball.
Thumbnail for the TV show "Who do you think you are?" specifically the Zoe Ball episode.
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Star Trek Ds9 title card for an episode called "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy"
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Greta, the show girl gremlin from gremlins 2
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Magic. I just saw an actress in an episode of Morse called Rainbow Dench and idly Googled a family connection to Judy Dench (there isn't one). The AI overview also wanted to let me know that Rainbow Dench isn't related, by blood or marriage, to the television program Rainbow. If you wondered.
Screenclip of the AI search overview stating "Note: This is also a famous 1970s British children's television show called 'Rainbow', but this is not related to the actress in question."
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Borb (If you see this, post a bird.)
A photo of the side of a pig sty at an urban farm, a short brick wall corner with a wooden roof extending above it. On the edge of the roof sits a peacock.
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Had this "Lego" separator tool sat out on my desk for a couple of days until it caught my eye that something about it seemed off or my eyes have gotten worse than I thought. But no, just off brand sets messing with the scale and my memory.
What might at first look like a standard, orange plastic Lego separator tool. A distinctive shape with wedges, prys and studs designed to help pull or prise bricks apart.The separator tool from the first image now sat next to a proper Lego version of the tool, identical in every detail except size, showing the first one to be a half scale replica from a non-Lego set.
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Thanks to timeline synchronicity, the satellites can help with that science.nasa.gov/specials/you...
A set of satellite terrain images in which ground features sorta kinda make up the letter shapes to spell out the word "satellite"
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The couple that came immediately to mind that live on in my head as single phrase references ("Day 3: I have eaten my wife" and "Noun me, Graham")
A tweet by Brent @murrman5 from August 14, 2013:
*shipwrecked diary*
Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab
Day 2: I have married the crab.
Day 3: I have eaten my wife.A Tweet by Sean Leahy @thepunningman from May 8, 2015:
[boardroom]
"Now hear me out. They're Teenage.."
Ok
"Mutant.."
I like where this is going
"Ninja.."
Noun me, Graham!
"Turtles"
You're fired
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
What the fucking fuck are you doing, you dumb cunts!?
A blank youtube screenshot. I tried to look-up the song National Express by the Divine Comedy but it's inaccessible because some shit filter says it references self harm.
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I miss @thatpeteraustin.bsky.social 's ANAL
A crude line-drawn cartoon of the Chuckle Brother's wearing notable costumes from Eurovision 2023
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I think this mobile game company might be setting expectations a little high for how much people will enjoy their product
An app studio logo for the company "iKame"
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Need to make sure I have some tiny origami boats to sail along the tram tracks into Manchester Victoria next time it rains.
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
A meme featuring a pair of beautiful green frogs who declare "Self-hate is over. We are all sexy now."
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I can only apologise but my brain insisted we did this
A scene from Brain Dead (1992) in which a kung fu priest declares "I kick arse for the lord!" In this screenshot the subtitle has been corrected to "I split arse for the lord!"
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Bailey the black and white cat has been scooped up and is being held belly up in the crook of my elbow. She's looking up at the camera above her being surprisingly chill
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
All I could see when you went live earlier
Joe Thomas Offof The Inbetweeners and Taskmaster
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Bailey the black and white cat is lying kinda chill with her belly fluff showing.
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Drop a crush from your youth
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
This might be nonsesne, I'm very drujnk
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They who stay quiet in the void @farwall.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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